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If you could remove one of the following groups from the planet, which would you choose?

>people who graffiti walls
>people who play music aloud on buses
>people who shop at iceland

just set up tinder for the first time lol. weird how all the girls hate tories but love rugby and rugby players. like who do you think plays rugby? stupid bints

what does rorke vote for

Deano couldn't even name any member of Parliament besides Boris

das rite we was shakespear

rorke is such an americanised little freak

what the fuck is this?

>>people who graffiti walls
very strange demographic to nominate for annihilation

Sell me this hair comb

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See

NIGGERS!

unfortunately for you now haircuts are accompanied by a strong thwack to the back with a mallet, new law passed just yesterday

you know the job market's fucked when your mate who has a Chemistry BSc from Imperial College London can only get teaching jobs. oh well, atleast he's teaching sixth formers and not high school mongs but fucking hell what a dire situation this country is in

bit racist to the eskimos lad

leftypol is way more americanised. the blm stuff proves it

just try to massage your prostate using it

Tories because he thinks it'll reduce immigration
in reality just means more pakis

loud music on buses, or in public in general. Graffiti can occasionally be based and I don't really see what the problem with Iceland is

i reckon the average MP is more intelligent than lets be reasonable and say 10000 mortals combined
as a whole parliament is probably the most intelligent superorganism of life

I wonder if I'm a supertaster

PPE from a tiny company that specialise in killing rats:
Have 106 million pounds

Test and trace that's run on Microsoft fucking Excel:
Have 10 Billion pounds

Turning our passports blue:
No amount of money is too big

Supporting the north:
We’re not made of money

fucking hell what a grim show

Tax dollars at work.

I have heard people (the guardian) say that all these people were actually black
>Beethoven
>Shakespeare
>the first computer programmer
>the first people to visit america from europe
>Einstein

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imagine you need some dogshit itv show to scrape the barrel of your history

Are they really are they really trying to say that they are that involved in British history

Is that really what they are trying to say here why can't they get it though their thick mis sharpen skulls that they aren't British they've accomplished nothing they hadn't even invented the wheel before the Dutch arrived in Africa

legit saw "jungle negress" on the top right

youtube.com/watch?v=C_yTa2TudJQ

youtu.be/2hiZGgknT3w

Holy fuck they’re so stupid lmao
>what’s an abbott?

>dollars
pound sterling

go invent a new element then, chop chop

Gunna cop an EOS 80D and rokinon’s ultra wide angled 10mm lens when my 25k ‘rona grant comes in

conservatives are scum

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the poo has arrived at the station (Waterloo) right on schedule

I'll pound sterling your bussy.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEyJanpynOc

>comments turned off
pottery

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we all know the truth about shakespeare

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what a ridiculous post

grim affairs

Bus music players would get rid of exclusively ns which is nice but i feels like it wouldnt get rid of as many ns as iceland shoppers

at last....concentrated banterium....

going to have a look at Zig Forums and bring back a schizo post so we can laugh at it

Ah yes, the (((BBC))).

>BBC announce a new 3-part drama coming to screens spring 2021 chronicling the voyages of Captain James Cook undertaken in the late 1770s. Lennie James (Snatch, The Walking Dead) has been cast as Cook and featured is a stellar cast of stage and screen such as David Threlfall, Simon Russell Beale and Luke Pasqualino.

>The mini-series will explore Cook's childhood in northern England to his brutal death on Kealakekua Bay by natives of Hawaii, as we learn about the legacy of his explorations and how they helped to shape the modern world.

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Keep arguing against your imaginary adversary.

SCREAMING

>comments are turned off

Shakespeare was actually a Frenchman naked Jacques Pierre.

Honestly uncountable how many times they moan about 'the liberals', pathetic

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Been to england and scotland and northern ireland but never set foot in wales. Must go sometime. See what everyone's up to.

ummm no sweetie david cameron assured us immigration will fall to the tens of thousands

t. vandal

The question is whether the proportion of ns annihilated or the total number annahilated of ns is more important.

grim, utterly grim

archlinux.org/news/nvidia-45528-is-incompatible-with-linux-59/

NVidia shan't receive a single new iota of support from me after this

If your mate is so smart why can't he invent a job?

they're turned off for the whole channel, innit

Licence fee needs gone desu

Dreamt I went on a cruise ship by myself. Was laying in my room trying to relax but I kept being disrupted by Brazilian teenagers running down the hallways, screaming and knocking on the doors.

those french perverts

loooooooool

Its nice, the valleys are very lush (literally and figuratively aha) and lovely accents

If you stop playing games you will never have to care about NVidia again.

lol

And the Queen is more intelligent than all of them combined

>imaginary
just gave you proof you dumb bastard

just genuinely laughed at a facebook meme haha

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Graffiti is a good thing and only if it's tasteful and not done on people's houses. Change me mind.

Reckon all the mums that shop at iceland woild be happy to die for the cause and if they arent then theyre just paying the toll for their treachery
Iceland it is

scran

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not real

Pedigree chum

always find it funny reading about famous and successful brits and like half of them will be born up north but moved down south with their parents at a young age
really makes you think

Based fellow rate my plate follower

>thus rite
youtu.be/nLJginDfA7U?t=16

Which one

south yorkshire going bye bye

Heard they're remaking Only Fools and Horses but with a Pakistani family that lives in Whitechapel

>finds one conservative who does something bad
>ALL CONSERVATIVES ARE SCUM
reddit logic

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How ever far away, I will always love you~

took me a minute to realise he has cancer

he literally just typed that shit up off the top of his head and created an image in paint to go with it
youre replying to somone deeply sick in the head

youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsQdLlvuk4

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peng little tart but her dress is a tad too small for her bust size

>I'll have those Irish niggers in chains if my name isn't Oliver Cromwell

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Horrendous black bastard

that very one in my post

How long is your sentence and what did you do, lad?

stacy getting ready for her friday night pre drink rose with the lasses

Fukinnnnnnn HELL

>finds one conservative who does something bad
>ALL CONSERVATIVES ARE SCUM
Yes

Robert Smith the fucking bastard has made this video unavailable in my country I am OFFICIALLY a morrissey fan now

the fact it’s not that unbelievable says everything though, would be a bit weird to cast someone black as an ebil colonialist though

Genuinely fear for when all the Boomers die off, lads

All the younger generations absolutely worship black people

I don't even feel horny but I'm just so used to wanking 3/4 times a day.

*does a Fact Check on brit*

West Yorkshire free zone rise up, once again the white rose is the beacon of freedom

twitch.tv/videos/776770697

doing a view

Small minds discuss people.

Average minds discuss events.

Great minds discuss ideas.

Genius minds discuss pictures of young tarts in skimpy dresses.

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Dont see how that image could possibly be rlevant to your post

>alright black lad, did you know you've been systematically oppressed? also here's a period drama we made for you where the chief of police in 1763's London is a disc-lipped golliwog

Love this image

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who's even pushing black people so hard in this country? it's not even like they're the largest minority (south asians are)

she's nice but she does have quite an annoying yankish voice

The day is Saturday 29th February. The time is 8pm sharp. You're sitting alone in your rented bedroom in a 6 bed HMO in croydon. Your arse begins to itch. Your hand makes its merry way down the back of your trousers and into your arsecrack and begins to claw and scratch at the seemingly affected area. Lo and behold, nothing happens. Then your face turns a ghastly white, and your heart begins to pound as you realise the truth. The INSIDE of your anus is the itchy part. A man burts through your door and offers to sell you a haircomb.

from what i hear chemistry degree isn't as widely applicable as some other stem degrees

doubt it
a few thousand 60/40 female/male ratio students who post on twitter maybe
not several million pubgoers and assorted louts

>Great minds discuss ideas.
nah this is for small minds
great minds discuss practical problem solving

Given the amount of non-whites in WY, you lot will be next for the lockdown.

>Tfw born down south and moved up north at a young age with my parent (singular)
If there was an opposite for succesful brit im it

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fat

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when people get older they get racist too

it's a sign of maturity

white women

he's selling honey but the other guy doesn't believe it's real so as proof he sends him a picture of his face all swollen up from a bee sting haha look at his fucking face man

screeched hard @ these superb posts

SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hate games where you have to pay attention

White middle class students

Drives me nuts when ideologues refuse to discuss pragmatism

impressive

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she's not rimming him

her face is pointing to the right

very disappointed

still recognisably that dillon harper or whatever her name is

No one can lock us down, we do what we want

>disc lipped wog
Hooting

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The sort of people that did media studies as a degree, got a job at the BBC and decide to willing push this shit as yank blackoganda got to them

no one can lock down Best Yorkshire

big up my bradford mandem

BRAP BRAP BRAP

For me, it's Violet Myers and Autumn Falls

here you are lads

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business idea: change my name to "Science" so that mindless drone people will automatically believe everything I say

please don't paraphrase my whimsical slurs

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
*baba o'riley starts playing*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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The scary door

they have a highly racist outlook. the leftist fanatics i mean. why arent south asians pushed? its really so simple as this: they arent black enough. they look foreign, but not as foreign and black as africans. its that basic. yes it is as racist as far right skinheads if youre wondering, its just presented in a different way. rightists its pure hate, leftists also view them as inferior albeit they should be treated as pets. nice little pets. both very mentally disturbed

how do they not realise how insane it is?

Anyone here read Nick Land?

Is it really important to have the same color passport as America instead of the same color as Germany?

Bear in mind, the vest majority of British media; TV, radio, advertising, publishing and press, is based in London and full of people from London. Tells you everything you need to know.

based
pragmatism is the only way forward

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ahhh yes the 'left' and the 'right'
'liberals' and 'conservatives'
ahh yes

No

More of a Nick Gurr reader myself

gabidul is sendient
*injects meth somewhere in a beijing slum*

Goodness Gracious Me was decent telly because it just followed an ethnic family being characters of themselves
if you tried to do that with blacks it'd just be 24 Hours In Police Custody without the blurred faces

>australian reply
I wonder what he said

mad how people don't realize Zig Forums is parody

so now im stuck in the same area cos I didn't listen to what a npc said

Americanised social media spastics

it isn’t

think it just said fuck off faggot

He should open a dime store. Nick Land Dime Store.

liberal means libertarian in the uk

if this is a nick land reference i have never read nick land so i do not understand this nick land reference

how so?

it stopped being a "parody" as soon as they invited all the election tourists over and shit the entire website up with schizo boomers

ik. americanised freakoids want to make everything the way of the yank though.

Salary: competitive

Mad

oh, well, he's a meme and a bit of a hack anyway. i wouldn't waste my time with him

oneitis from uni posting pics with her lanklet bf

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classic

imagine trying to do classic British tv comedy with a black cast
>fork 'andles senpaitachi
>fuck you sayin' blud I've give you four candles innit *sucks teeth*
>you fuckin' disrespectin' me bruv
>*the ensuring fist and knife fight knocks over a camera and the scene ends*

>AI IS COMING FROM THE FUTURE TO ENSLAVE US AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE

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Zig Forums is post post-ironic

yeah. we don't even have this idea of 'this' vs 'that' in british politics, there's a bit more nuanced here. there aren't many people who 100% agree with their party like a fuckign religion.

not really. my uni professors say “liberal” more to mean someone socially left wing. hasn’t meant libertarian since when boomers roamed the earth

under right-wing politics man exploits man
under left-wing politics it's just the opposite