You are now President of Guatemala. You have 4 years to improve the country or you get executed. What do you do?

You are now President of Guatemala. You have 4 years to improve the country or you get executed. What do you do?

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Genocide the entire country so you fuckers can stop posting here

Kick out all blancos.

I fuck guatemala bitches for 4 years straight

Secede to Mexico

1. Call the Mexican president and tell him to let the entire Guatemalan population pass through its country on the way to the US.
2. Give the entire emptied territory to Mexico.
3. Take a plane back home.

Jail Rigoberta Menchú
Ask México to form a federation

write up a deal with Russia that lets them station 100'000 troops in Guatemala to "fight the cartels".
let this personal army with serious fire power scare people into letting you rule as a lifelong president.
get killed by CIA 6 years later when the country starts looking too good and Honduras/El Salvador/Belize is thinking of similar US influence removing schemes.

1.) Force every man in Guatemala to have a vasectomy but me.

2.) To reduce overpopulation I am the only man allowed to fuck Guatemalan women and conceive children.

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Mexico says no, as do all the neighbour countries. What do you do now?

populist measures such as setting up catapults on the meixcan border to fling human feces at the mexicans

still this

Funnily enough that is the best answer posted so far

I'd fill in that sink hole.

rename it Guatebuena

Sneedpost on 4channel to advertise the guatemalan auto industry

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write a narco constitution, collaborate with the largest cartel and supress all others, the new narcostate will make money off the sale of narcotics, and try to use that money to raise qol.

Then you are fucked
The British promoted the atomization of the Spanish Empire as much as they could so that they could easily manage it as small pieces that would not join forces and form a common front
Left and right don't matter, Guatemala is tiny country that will be bossed by whatever power there is. Without a plan to join forces with other hispanic countries you will never have enough force to stop other countries from messing with you
Your only desperate attempt is to ask China to fuck you in the ass, but USA won't let them and China is not a good friend in any case.
A small improvement would be to reconcile the country with the Catholic Church and try to get rid of protestants

The richer you are the larger the tax deductions you get for having children, the poorer you are the larger the tax increase for each kid. This will ideally lead to an increase in the middle and upper class population and decrease for those in poverty.

end parlimentary democracy

Invade Mexico.

proclaim myself the god-king and squander what wealth there is in the country for my personal enjoyment for 4 years
then the day before my term ends i buy a helicopter and crash it into the presidential palace thus sudokuing and circumventing my execution
the end

Invade Belize because fuck them.

Kill all city slickers and promote tribalism

purge corruption

Very good post, though your conclusion is unfortunate.
How does this help the country though?
Sadly this seems more and more viable every year

I kill as many Guatemalans as I can, which will make a net improvement

invite everyone from this board

Promotore tourism
tax prostitution

Will we just be working class or will we have """comfy""" government jobs?

>Your only desperate attempt is to ask China to fuck you in the as
Guatemala is actually one of the few cunts that recognizes Taiwan lol

Why, the first thing I would do is ask Zig Forums what I should do... waaait just a second, you're the president of Guatemala aren't you?