Cute girl at uni

>cute girl at uni
>ask her out
>meet up at café
>she asks to hand over the boyfriend CV
>"user why is there a 24 year old gap here?"
What's the correct answer in your country?

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why do you care, you're swedish?

you dont lie in yout boyfriend CV?
thats why you dont get laid

Oh I was gay during this period.

What’s a boyfriend CV?

I didn't find for the right one........ until now

;)

>lie on the boyfriend CV
>she calls the references
>finds out you're a virgin creep
that's a terrible strategy

>Girl asks "why do you like me? Am I the only girl you talk to?"

What did she mean by this

"I was preoccupied fucking older men for money"

>ask her out
Didn't get to that step.

I'm going for a 70 year streak. That's right bitch get outta my way before I run you over

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She probably has low self esteem. Don't take it personal

she likes you and she wants you to give her validation and compliments

I guess so. She doesnt respond to my compliments but always wants to be with me. Never met anyone like this

best one so far desu

EVERYONE TELLS ME I NEED MONEY TO BE WITH A GIRL
I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY, ITS ALL GOING TOWARDS PAYING DEBTS

AM I GONNA GO LONELY AND SAD BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MONEY!?

uh oh, i was close to a girl like that once. issues beneath the surface, don't get your hopes up too high or you will get disappointed

You know both of us being here is completely voluntary so play nice or go home to watch more make up tutorials on youtube

Smile while staring into her eyes and give her a firm handshake

She may friend zone you

God white/asian/Jew/Arab girls are so beautiful with their Snow White skin. I shit internet so I use magazines from my job working at the airport to master bate to them. I use vpn now because I’m rich in my village but gosh I can’t stop master bating to asian/white/Arab porn.

First White woman I’ve ever seen was an Italiana visita from Italia who spoke a little español. I couldn’t stop thinking about her beautiful creamy legs, pale arms, brown hair like chocolate. I love Italian women and rape is all I think about. Turkish and Chinese visitors are beautiful too. Love white skin, love it :) German, American, Swedish, Russian, Jewish, British I love them all

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based finnish autism

I remember a video where a guy ask women what is a flaw in a man. When he asked about virginity they all said "That's what I want in a man".

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>boyfriend CV
what kind of virgin shit is that?

>I dont believe in sex before marriage.

Should be a valid response in most countries except latam and sub saharan africa

How do you even have debts in Malaysia?

Wait so virginity was the ”ultimate” flaw? Then how the fuck are men supposed to get rid of it?

>swedish reading comprehension

Based retard

>I has money!
>I gib fuck of your life. But once every three days only.
That's all she needs to know.

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>How can i get ahead of the curve achievement if everyone requires it

That's a dude

>svenne

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>24 year gap
So people are expected to have sex between age 0-12?

Idiot

I just buy a boost nigger i only play arena

please don't be true

i had some great sex around 11-12

you had boners?

What is sex like being such a young age??

shut up fat don't ever reply to my threads ever again unless you're contributing

HAHAHAHA

>What's the correct answer in your country?
Been in jail most of my teenage