/brit/

screaming

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yea

why should I subsidise the seasides of this country

Someone make another, this edition is awful

maybe parents should stop buying themselves flat screen tvs and iphones and feed their kids and not expect the state to hand everything to them on a silver platter

zeus was a shagger lad
like me

Worst start to a thread in years.

i think free school meals are funded locally not centrally

what are you gonna reply then

y?

...

still thinking about the toilfu lads

she's definitely been getting BLACKED as well

this chocolate geezer was in her snapchat story the other day

hurts Tbh

d e p r e s s e d

Can't imagine getting excited over soccer of all things. That's the game you make five year olds play to teach them teamwork while they're to uncoordinated to handle real sport

>cringe if you unironically want children
>let other people have children, you can have 70 odd years of Zig Forums posting and drug use instead

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Wow

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kys tarq scum

Tune

youtu.be/AhBuAxprWDI

was it the snapchat you already mentioned a ages back or another one

France is CEO of I think therefore I am.

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Who are you quoting?

youtube.com/watch?v=7zpWKsD9-L8

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why didn't you reply to the one saying it's down to the local authority to fund them

Well I've already replied some stuff about the Simpsons but I think she's aired me or my phone hasn't got a notification through yet

god i hope a civil war breaks out this election. life has been 21 boring years. would love to kill some libs.

In the last decade of Tory government the number of British citizens relying on food banks to live has risen from 65,000 in 2010 to ONE POINT NINE MILLION now.

It was 1.6 million even before corona hit.

65k to 1.9m

We are one of the richest countries on the planet.

whats this about the moon then

She’s trying to make you jealous and she’s a low quality person to be flaunting that sort of thing to others, you don’t have to be a social genius to figure that one out. Bin her.

hello woman or gay

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youtube.com/watch?v=9Wu4sfbrkmM

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obummer made all my city's students' school lunches free through some program
they still are actually

you didn't even refute my argument
we have eastern europeans coming over here doing jobs instead of brits because they're too lazy and soft to do a hard days work

I'm not a nonce

fuck off you cunts

Gay relationships are all about sex and never about love

who would turn down free food besides people with a sense of shame

sorry to hear la that sucks but you will bounce back from it
shagger like you probably got another 4 or 5 girls lined up haha x

daaaaaamn my nigga dats some killa shit fo real

...

"Omg, can I watch?" I just replied

>god i hope a civil war breaks out this election. life has been 21 boring years. would love to kill some libs.

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>drugs
Based (some types)
>footy
Cringe (all types)

wish i had a pretty boy bf

poo willy bum wank

Unironically is

massive GET in less than 15 min

You been in a lot of gay relationships then yeah?

all people want these days is free handouts
not very surprising

suck ur nan bruv

I know but men like me see it as them trying to make you jealous, and women see it as them giving you hints to fuck them so I'm a bit torn

maybe you should have spent the last 21 years having sex?

But it's a comic, 99.9% of it is just pictures

people who watch "footy" haven't touched anything other than cigarettes, alcohol and pub grub

Maybe go easy on the snorting and the nose will heal itself

bin her

(You)

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don't enjoy humiliating people or winning arguments desu

in fact i always feel bad for the other person

catch it
bin it
kill it

sucking a golf ball

So gay dude. WHAT THE FUCK.

no doubt my nigga

wank it
catch it
eat it

she looks like a girl that'd be a great shag and lead you on then bin you off and shag someone else the next week

say sneed then please respond then ghost her

My hobbies are watching sports and wanking. Wish there was a way to combine the two

What medications is everyone on?

wanted a gf named siobhan...settled for a niamh

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She’s being M A N I P U L I T I V E
Spell it out. Girls like that aren’t worth it and she isn’t demonstrating anything good.

JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB
AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>3+ years experience
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
I'M PEREFECTLY CAPABLE YOU BASTARDS

sex is scary. i want to kill people.

looks a bit like someone I know of, only the girl in the pic is a bit more attractive
instagram.com/gigi_pxx/

fresh air and plenty of exercise and the love of my friends and family x

Far from it.
Rugby and american football are for college kids.
Access to a surby field is rare for a poor city kid.
So football in Europe is the sport for all the badassest kids.

Soccer moms are not a thing. They'd get gang raped instantly.

>You been in a lot of gay relationships then yeah?

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just high on life mate

I am kekking so hard and it's not even that funny

dreamt about flaying women with a potato peeler last night
wonder what it means

grim

30mg citalopram down the gullet DAILY

Reported and sneeded

just ignore them lad they hate to see a shagger make it
theyre trying to pull you down to their level

either way, it's not good news
why would you want to be with a girl that pulls this shit

this, you don't want a bird like this

Does it work? Are you addicted? Is 30mg a lot? Prescribed or not?

#MeToo
but it depends if the other person is really an arse.

gin and rum

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Drugs are British culture

And you know what I fucking love about Britain compared to Europe and the world?

We fucking love a sesh and fucking drugs.

Name a country that has created people like Paul Gasgoine or Ozzy Osbourne?

None.

No country comes close to us in the sesh.

A quiet night for us is a mental night to them

I fucking love Britain and it’s sesh ways

We are the home of DnB, Bassline, Dubstep, Trance and Garage.

Fucking hell lad

We are the sesh capital of the world

It’s in our veins, blood and dna.

You think of a brit you think of a 5am rave in a warehouse off his fucking cunt on drugs only to go work at 11am.

We fucking love drugs and a cheeky scrap, look at our world class firms back in the day.

The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism

Lie on your CV and just progressively exaggerate it the longer until you get a job

Reminds me of a similar pic except it was an American soldier and his wife had been cheating on him the entire time

Hahahahaha totally forgot about SNEED, R.I.P
I know, and I've lost a bit of respect for her doing it as well

For some reason there’s a lot of videos of women talking about their experience delivering package for Amazon. Usually it’s men doing these types of videos for uber eats and what not

done more drugs in one away day up norf than the whole of yankland

you fancy a lass named maris

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RIP baby sneed... loved that lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe

Someone didn't read the last speech bubble

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not sure, still get depressed, have suicidal thoughts, and have self harmed on this dose but also had lots of life ups and downs so not really sure if it's lessened the effects or not
not addicted, most weekends i can't be arsed going downstairs to get it out of my bag
40mg is the max dosage
yes

Cant think of any decent posts so reckon I'll just go to bed

youtube.com/watch?v=CJfUL0lZbhc
ehehehehehehehe

M.I.A. Is actually peng lads would give her one

fish oil

based irishman giving earnest advice

Tory or labour?

saved.

I grabbed the prostitute's hair and she started crying and ended the session

These kind of people live among us

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farts smell of a chemistry lab

STOP FUCKING HAVING THESE SHITTY BRITAIN THREADS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

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Just high on life and black tar heroin

oh my fucking GOD i just stubbed my toes on a wall like a retard and is anything so intensely painful for like 5 seconds?

yes Made In Abyss is based good lad

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It's FAG-POO or nothing these days

She could literally post here is what I like about her, and she's pretty open to experiences like I am. I see a lot of me in her and that's what relationships are all about really innit

Paper planes is a good tune

Simple as

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whats that breed called? starts with a or au dont it

B N P

Why not try for a Seamus on Grindr?

reminded her of her dad

brothers wife arguing with me that young people are being hospitalized with covid

any argument: the data shows there’s low probability for healthy young people to have severe enough symptoms for them to be hospitalized, it’s the elderly and sick we have to watch out for

her argument: my moms friends nephew is 30 and was in the hospital for a month, we’re all going to die

>Muay Thai
>BJJ
guarantee I could fucking dome this bitch in a fight

have a theory that Yanks are so angry/mentally ill because they're all circumcised. They have this deep pain inside them from just after birth that causes them to act like violent animals.

Same reason for all the problems in the middle East.

Even though I'm off the shit, I have to make it right
It's kinda nice, one million every time I roll a dice
This kinda nice, ThaiBoy goon, yeah, doing what I like

youtu.be/6THlyqDtC2U

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Sneed

We fought in the same side, as usual. Grandgrand...pa was a Captain.

she sounds like bad news though
>I see a lot of me in her
i thought i'd met the female version of me at the start of the year. exactly my type, same taste in music, similar weird personality and she was fit af. got binned off after 2 weeks and still regularly think about her
try not to put her on a pedestal

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If your favourite political party isn’t a proscribed terrorist organisation you’re doing it all wrong

That's a real thing and it's been written about in medical journals. They did brain scans of kids and circumcision affects the way your brain behaves for the rest of your life

so you want to girlfriend someone who's openly mentioned how she's shagging someone else?

lmao.

why not go get a chastity belt alongside that behaviour

>but i didnt say that
you subconsciously implied it

Literally not even bro just lose a bit of respect I have for women that do this sort of thing and wondered if you lads have had similar experiences its nothing to do with putting pussy on a pedestal I'm not a virgin

Bob Katter party

man that no homo at the end made me burst out laughing even if the intense faggotry made me a bit uncomfortable

wow!

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...life...

All my heroes were assassinated for their ideas.

You've got a wedge up your arse cause I called you a niece noncer and pointed out the fact you've never had a girlfriend

I didn't even read all of your post and chose to reply with you calling you a niece noncer again

Wew

she's right in certain ways though. some young people have died from it

Are they still a thing?

youtube.com/watch?v=nRxhU176QyI
absolute choon lids

>Sponsored
Sounds like clickbait.

200g of armodafinil up the arse

might get a microsoft or cisco certification to boost my chances on the job hunt
any of you fuckers got one?

"woman come suck this here dick"

got called a cockwomble again

>I didn't even read all of your post

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exactly at 11:47 as I predicted.

Yeah, I was in a pseudo relationship with a girl who tried to make me jealous all the time to play on my anger and it ended fucking disastrously. Don’t bother, it is not good for anybody but the girl. They love social manipulation, it’s their game.

just saw a nigger doing a dance outside my window
not happy

Are lad

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Again if you think I'm reading all of that you're sorely mistaken you vile little niece noncer

Tories are becoming more and more the party concerned about health. At this rate I can see Labour flipping completely ideologically and going full on White British First to stay relevant politically

what if corona had been allowed to run rampant and we'd just ignored it? it has a deathrate of less than 1 percent even among old people. i dont think it was worth ruining our economy for

Why them?

>notice me 190!!!!

>Thinking white British people are relevant

what job?