>be American
>live in the greatest country in the world
>have money
>have medical insurance
>praise the bible
>live in diverse multinational environment
>warm climate
>everyone is extraverted, expressive and polite, you're never alone
>sex life satisfied without stigmas
>eat whatever you like whenever you like
What's not to like?
Be American
Nathan Wilson
Charles Price
Yeah it’s pretty nice
Benjamin Rogers
>you're never alone
Jonathan Bennett
>>everyone is extraverted, expressive and polite, you're never alone
Ryder Bailey
based pole chad
Julian Long
You forgot
>Get shot
Angel Reyes
>>everyone is extraverted, expressive and polite, you're never alone
i think that's true for canada
Landon Torres
inb4 seething euros say
>LE 56% PERCENT FACE MESTIZO LA CREATURA KEVIN MORALES
stfu at least I won't get beheaded for drawing rule 34 of la virgen de guadalupe
Gabriel Walker
Things were going pretty well until the overreaction to corona happened.
Luis Miller
What is an american doing in china?
Jace Gray
jews didnt import black people as slaves and then fight for their freedom you dumb fuck
Chase Cruz
They owned the ships nigga
Blake Flores
Yes, read Farrakhan's book, but that's not even what that meme is about.
Juan Walker
>>warm climate
I hate warm weather
>>everyone is extraverted, expressive and polite, you're never alone
I hate extroverts, fake politeness, and unnecessary interaction
>>sex life satisfied without stigmas
I hate profligates
Asher Martinez
based we belong in the Nordic countries user we MVST return home
Xavier Jenkins
Huge parts of the country are cold.
Not everyone is an extrovert, I'm not.
I agree with the last point, but I feel like you're just being a negative nancy.
Chase Gutierrez
>A detachment of the US Air Force has been permanently based at Łask since November, 2012.[3] Additional units rotate to the base periodically to conduct training exercises.
Connor Sanchez
>I feel like you're just being a negative nancy.
That's what I like to do.
Jack Smith
you forgot
>shoot back
Adrian Thomas
>Huge parts of the country are cold.
Not really no, maybe by American standards
Zachary Bennett
Simple as
Alexander Ross
i have none of those things
i suffer
Hudson Mitchell
I lived in a mountain town where it got to -50F at one point, and it would regularly get down to -40F in winter. Then there's Alaska. Where do you live? Nunavut?
Jordan Turner
What state was this really? No one lives in Alaska, the coldest part that's any average American lives in is the northeast and that's not cold, simple as.
Zachary Reyes
Wyoming
Austin Barnes
Actually is pretty true among both of us
Jaxon Evans
The only thing not to like is minorities
Leo Price
Many in the list are wrong.
Nathan Thompson
lmao half you people live in ontario, that's not any colder than the northeast
Jayden Perez
They really aren’t. You mfs act like we got NO healthcare. We do, it’s just stupidly expensive (it’s actually fairly good). It’s usually paid for by employers or Private insurance. Those bad bills are not meant to milk the average person, they’re meant to milk the insurance companies.
Eli Cruz
Healthcare is good if your job provides you with good insurance, or you're a bum and the government pays for you. It sucks if you have a middle of the road job with a shitty company.