Mustard Gas Edition
/brit/
Parker Williams
Ian Butler
just got called a pom druggo in grill'd
Dylan Perez
ytyrtgerstbdvdrtbdverstdvfrdfcx
Dylan Howard
recently learnt mustard gas isn't actually a gas it's a liquid
Kevin Brooks
want to buy more online scratchies but the lotto site says I've already spent too much this week
Benjamin Evans
Samuel Morgan
This is me but for work emails
Asher Fisher
I don’t know how girls can talk to multiple people at once, dire situation
Ian Turner
>are a prog rock band considered meme music
Andrew Torres
>Australia Post boss told to stand aside after executives given $3k Cartier watch bonuses
Is it just me, or is a $3,000 gift to executives of a multi-billion dollar company not really that significant? They were apparently gifted as a thank you for securing lucrative deals with some Australian banks.
Jack Turner
What region you from mate?
Jeremiah Lewis
this is how crapitalism rots your brain:
Sebastian James
>the podcasts i listen to keep getting sponsored by manscaped
wish i had a girlfriend to shave my balls for
Jason Cox
want to get on your knees and slurp them off a bit while you're at it?
Chase Rogers
not the issue but i've always thought items as bonuses instead of money is completely stupid. i wouldn't want a gay fucking watch its 2020 i have a phone
Eli Ramirez
What point are you trying to make?
Andrew Foster
Sick of this accountability over literal peanuts malark myself, governments pump billions into questionable services every year but god forbid an MP gets a 3 grand annual pay rise.
Levi Perez
East Midlands
Lucas Thompson
bay of plenty
Andrew King
she wants a man from nottz
Julian Torres
Alri
Have I asked you this question before or are you a different Bay of Plenty Brit poster?
Hunter Martinez
had seven chocolate doughnuts for lunch
literally enough calories to kill an elephant
Samuel Roberts
Gavin Wright
probably someone else I don't post here everyday
Mason Walker
A lot of companies give their own products out as gifts, which can lead to some fairly unwanted bonuses. Make a cracking Christmas gift for someone else though.
James Nelson
Jeremiah Evans
Have you ever had a job?
Dominic Clark
>that shitty tat
Oh no no no no
Parker Roberts
FOY
Leo Lopez
3000 for a watch is nothing all things considered, a dole bludger could pick it up if he really wanted
but also these pricks are on literally million dollar salaries so fuck off getting gifts on top of it
Owen Campbell
Government owned corporation with mission drift being treated as a personal fiefdom by its senior management at around the same time as they were telling Australians expecting a regular letter service to go spin.
Kayden Baker
What gives, lads?
Nathan Torres
You left and the numbers skyrocketed in Algeria obviously
Luke Jones
Suppose it explains the male pattern baldness
Sebastian Hernandez
sudacas can't even grow beards how can this be accurate
Christian Rivera
Lmao
Benjamin Carter
good morning i hate women
Jeremiah Brooks
Doing a pray lads
Do any of you want me to wish for something for you?
Adam Morgan
I paint little figurines from Lord of the Rings. It's a fun hobby. Thanks UK
Thomas Powell
because testosterone isn't as crucial as Zig Forums thinks
Ethan Allen
My boy bitcoin doing us proud
Luke King
no x
Josiah Green
Samuel Lewis
soon as I'm eighteen I'm changing my name
Jordan Rodriguez
getting darker with each day lads stay safe
Cameron Hernandez
Tag yourself
In the one who wants kids to starve... wait, that’s all of them
Isaiah Long
Dylan Davis
never discuss a show im watching on /brit/ before i've finished it for fear of spoilers
Sebastian Moore
would destroy the roastie in the front
Landon Ross
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Elijah Brown
Depends on temperature and pressure
Nicholas Gray
brb writing a manifesto