I want to know everything that you know about Iran. The culture, government, politics, history, cuisine, geography...

I want to know everything that you know about Iran. The culture, government, politics, history, cuisine, geography, flora and fauna, minority groups, I don't care just start dropping redpills.

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>dropping redpills
No.

fuck off yank

your ancestors were from southern china

genetically they're basically gulf Arabs and they speak an Indo-European language where 50% of the vocabulary is Arabic. It's really weird.

>In one place it is revealed that Ohrmazd said to Zoroaster: "These are the four best things: worship of Ohrmazd the Lord; the offering firewood and incense and oblation to the fire; and satisfying the needs of the priest; and he who practises xwedodah (incestuous marriage) with his mother or daughter or with his sister.
>And of all those he who practises xwedodah is greatest and best and foremost.
The Pahlavi Rivayat Accompanying the Dadestan i Denig, translated by A.V. Williams, 8c1-8c2

>This is also revealed, that a man practises one xwedodah with his mother and one with his daughter; the one with his mother is superior to the other; the spiritual authorities say it is because he who has come from her body is nearer to her.
8d1

>Assuredly a daughter who was born of his own mother when the father practices xwedodah with the daughter who was born from his own copulation, then it is superior to that when he is not her brother.
8d4

>He who is the son says to his mother: 'Let us give ourselves in bodily intercourse so that we shall not have fear of Hell, and the sins we have committed will go from the account, and at the Cinwad Bridge we will be pure in heart, and a beautiful and seemly place will be ours, and we shall please Ohrmazd and cause harm to Ahriman'. The mother says to her son if she speaks righteously: 'I give myself to you in bodily intercourse', even as that son said.
8g1

>For it is revealed that the first time he has intercourse, 1.000 demons and 2.000 sorcerers and witches die; when he has intercourse twice 2.000 demons and 4.000 sorcerers and witches die; when he has intercourse three times, 3.000 demons and 6.000 sorcerers and witches die; when he has intercourse four times, manifestly the man and woman are righteous.
8f3
take the zoroastrianpill

at least they smile on me with pride every day. Can you say the same, subhuman? No.

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Nice people, lots of stuff to see, government isn't as bad as our governments make it out to be, especially when compares to some of our "allies". The main thing is that you yanks are still butthurt over the embassy hostage situation and their severe opposition to Israel

>genetically they're basically gulf Arabs
wrong

i'll give it a shot

>government
redeemable for 1 reason
>history
too long to fit in one post, google it
>cuisine
kebab, bamiyeh, tea
>geography
plateau, larger mountains than any in europe
>minority groups
baloch, kurds, azeri