HEY SWEDES OF Zig Forums I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!
HEY SWEDES OF Zig Forums I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!
Logan Robinson
Jackson Perez
I think the Finns might have
Nathan Long
yea go on mate
Xavier Powell
What's up?
Aaron Scott
Say it in danish
Eli Reed
I wait with great anticipation
Ryder Sanchez
Lets hear it
Jack Phillips
>he won't say it
>he's too much of a pussy
i knew it
Mason Perry
go on...
Aaron Gutierrez
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
Alexander Jones
Friends, it would seem OP isn't going to deliver any decent content anytime soon. While we wait, would you like to hear some fun facts about Danes? I can promise it will be very interesting.
Blake Miller
faggot
Jacob Russell
suck my tiny balls fingol
Elijah Johnson
haha that's true swedish niggas do be like that
Kayden Bennett
Tell us some facts about Danes
Joseph Garcia
WTH. I love Sweden now??
Jackson Lee
good thread
Xavier Scott
here it comes!
Gabriel Mitchell
I'm VERY glad you're interested!
Fun facts about Danes!
>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com
>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com
>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Fun facts about Danes!
>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Benjamin Cooper
Finland's based Dab Upon the Danes, 2020 (colourised)
Jayden Adams
Brody Cooper
Very informative, thank you, I am glad we have such a lovely Finnish poster here in Zig Forums!
Henry Mitchell
listen here fingol i have 3 years of karate traning 1.5 years of aikido 2 years of kickboxing and im currently training mma going on 3 years why dont we talk about this is in person 195 120kg meet me in esbjerg
Gavin Hill
Based
Jaxon Phillips
If you ever fight a Finn I guess you don't have to fear getting kicked in the balls
Carson Price
Holy based
John Wood
my balls are super small from when i took steroids on the bright side it makes my dick look bigger
Lincoln Reed
based!
Aaron Foster
pvre danish ancestry bro's.....
Adrian Fisher
Michael Lewis
This fucking hurts bros
should I just give up and become a femboy?
John Fisher
How will sissy Danes ever recover?