/brit/

>people in wales and scotland dont pay taxes
huh?

I want to eat Emma Watson’s asshole out.

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i was born to toil
i was born to rent
i was born to commute

this is what i was born for.

masturbated to femboys again

looks like a man

i never made it.

Faggot

Welcome to hell.

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>boring losers have been arguing about the origin of scots or something for 3 THREADS now
when will they stop?

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i know you are but what am i

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a fucking big television
Choose washing machines, cars,
Compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
And dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
In a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you
Are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
Sprit-crushing ga me shows
Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Pishing you last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
Fucked-up brats
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.

peng. might hit one up for a sext and nude trading sesh rn

my fiesta from 83 gets me from A to B

wanna do a shitload of heroin on my death bed

>choose

open.spotify.com/track/5Hng57ufxVljfAQqaxw3Rx?si=G4NlGbtPQVWWOJFcFGL6Qw

sublime tuneage

The irony of Trainspotting is that the people who enjoyed the message of the film in 1996 are now the biggest proponents of the current system.

I will choose a path that’s clear.
I will choose free will.

Fuck england

i reckon there is an element of absurdity to life that i aim to exploit and not have to work

is that right yeah?
*walks a away and talks to a non-virgin*

babe u cudnt handle us xx
had to let us go
whose laffin now x

Just cast my ballot for Trump. America is the best country ever

>3 threads
The autistic scotch freak has been doing it every single thread for over a year now

imagine being an incel lids
imagine letting incelberg destructive propaganda brainwash you as you were warned it would? do incels deserve a darwin award? do such weak minded men deserve their place in society? I'm sick of coming to generals like /éire/ and /brit/ to just be met with fucking cowards crying about their 'fate' and muh bone structure. Stop trying to lose your virginity to staceys. I bet half of these faggots have girls attracted to them but they're not good enough.

For the love of god lads, fucking kys and get help

>t. Used to actually think i was 'doomed'

What is trainspotting

imdb.com/title/tt0117951/

America is a soul-less shithole. Theres no history or authenticity to american nationality. There's a bridge in my town that was built before a white man ever stepped foot on your cursed land

Choose life
Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares
Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently
And choose watching history repeat itself
Choose your future
Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn
Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work
And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen

The mead arrived... don't like it.

i have a 4.5 inch penis. this literally makes me involuntarily celibate as i am too embarrassed to show it to a woman

poltards have been cobditioned by the media to think that places like Zig Forums are fully the reserve of angry racist white people cause ethnics are so delicate they would never want to come here lest they feel offended/oppressed
in reality I would bet at least half of posters on Zig Forums at any time are ethnics coming here for the same unregulated absurdist banter as whites and probably scoff at the white lefties in the MM infantilising the whole time

Yes.

what time are you lads drinking from?

...

Last night's viewings:
>Borat 2
>Unhinged
>The broken hearts gallery

Tonight's viewings:
>On the Rocks
>Amulet
>The way I see it

the hwndu thing showed Zig Forums is much more non-white than people think

on the poo again*
x

*to the tune of On the road again by Willie Hugh Nelson

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>one day after meds run out
>she's wearing plastic gloves
>wearing a combination of parents and my clothes
>avoiding her room entirely
>covered her ears in cling film to protect against the "bugs"
>cut her hair short
>"I don't think I should take the medication"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>as im too embarassed
This is probably perfect size for most girls because my 6 to 7 just hurts them

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thanks for the kind words but it’s over

>Wales as part of England

yes de lads

Was wanking to an image gallery of Aubrey Belle when I came upon a close up of her bumhole and there was a bit of poo encrusted on it. Put me right off her, which is saying something considering I post about eating Emma Watson’s shit 100 times a day.

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is this just british Christiane F. ?

tried standing like him and it actually helped my back. but it was a weird pose made worse as i was doing it naked in front of the mirror

i don't even like trump that much but god I hope he wins because I love chaos and memes

Thicc
Is this gay?

link the butthole pic

can i put my penis in you
peng

is kidulthood an accurate representation of growing up in london in the early 00’s?

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corrrr

>This post violates United States law

oh shit, the saturday tranny poster is here

why do people with big dicks turn themselves into trannies? such a waste. if i has a big dick i’d be shagging girls every weekend

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i pick A Grand Don't Come For Free as the best representation of early 00's England

Its never over lad. Not unless your an american incel. Theyre truly doomed because theyre mutts. Youre an englishman though, have the courage of one my lad

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it's amazing how women lie about a guy's dick size.
>in a relationship
>my bf has a big cock
>break up
>lol he was tiny

need them locked up once and for all.

still amazed that image posting from phones hasn't been blocked yet

>you have to agree with the message of a film to appreciate it

pleb

i use mine to shag cute boys

>Borat 2
How?

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thanks lad, you’ve given me a bit of hope. maybe ill start with asian girls and work my way up from there

Whatever happened to that p.Zig Forums.org rubbish?

imagefap.com/photo/2139028869/

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Make your fucking bed, you absolute cretins

ah yes, it's that time of the week again

alri mum

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youtube.com/watch?v=oQlaYKP996c

unbelievably kino trailer this was

women and children first lads

They made another one.

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