9 A.D

>9 A.D.
>rides past your village
>"salve!"
what's the correct move here

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I cannot relate but maybe just tell them to fuck off?

>BACK TO ROME YOU SUBHUMAN SHITALIAN MANLET FAGS

>"you better ride back home, roman boy, your kind isn't welcomed here"

IT would've be better if they conqured you.

Instead we conquered them. History has a sense of irony, I guess

I light my signal fire to inform Arminius that the r*mans are riding straight into his ambush

COMES EQUETIES
COMENTENSES
SALVE

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>Ave Imperator !
>Thank the gods they saved us from the c*ltic menace !

>9 A.D.
ambush them, kill 3 entire legions and use the small amount of survivors as sacrifice for WODAN

Prostrate yourself, barbarian

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human sacrifice is cringe though

Salvete!

Valeo!
et tu?

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SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFVCKER I DOVBLE DARE YOV

yeah I meant subhuman sacrifice

>conqures germania
>recovers the Eagles
>captures Armeni*s' wife
>leaves because it's a piece of shit land

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offer my boipussy of course

Laugh as they just walked into an ambush
Should have known better wandering this far north

lol

VERCINGETORIX DID NOTHING WRONG
GOOD LUCK FINDING ME BTW I'M HIDING BEHIND 7 DOLMEN

This show is racist af

There is not a single black man among romans or germanics

>mfw no Thunesalda gf
it's not fair

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is the barbarians any good

No

Racist white supermacist propaganda

What makes Germans and Anglos seethe at the existence of Romans when their conquests and accomplishments have clearly made the world a better place?

German girls looked like THAT??!

>when their conquests and accomplishments have clearly made the world a better place?
in what way?

villages in 9 A.D. Finland?
we were mostly permafrost swamps and current high pop areas were sea floor.
permanent glaciers melted around 5000 B.C.

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Enlist and hope i die in heroic combat or live to get citizenship.

>Thank Jupiter that my brethren found me
>Spit on the barbarians that took me in like a son

that's was the problem most of the times, they left too much unfinished jobs around the borders

*dab*

>still seething 2011 years later

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too much work in the southeast to work on barbarians
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>sell overpriced olive oil
really not much has changed