Why do you love Australia?

So being in the EU was a disaster but this will workout because...?

Yes they can. The Sydney funnelweb can literally kill you if you don't get antivenom within a few hours.

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Bullshit, nobody ever died from a spider in canada.

christ almighty.

>if possible capture the culprit
stfu

fuck that
somehow I've lived in sydney my entire life and I've never seen one of these

canada doesn't have funnel webs. those things are literal demons. and I thought the female was the nasty one but OP says it's the male. never ever setting foot in Spideralia.

Australia is an evil, godforsaken land.

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huntsman are harmless, just extremely creepy looking.

spiders are our most boring fauna
snakes are the gigachads of dangerous australian wildlife

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Symptoms of funnel web spider bite include >tingling sensations around the lips,
>sweating,
>nausea,
>vomiting,
>headache and high blood pressure
>fluid in the lungs
>unconsciousness.

I love how the 10th most venomous snake in the world isn't even considered dangerous in Australia.
Red belly is more venomous than a King Cobra which btw, they are part of the Cobra family, so is the Tiger snake.

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So what do you actually do if you catch sight of one of these fuckers lurking under your sofa or something?
Get a glass and a sheet of paper lmao?

Not larping here, I keep a huntsman in my room to eat insects and shit. Pic related right now. He's a big un but isn't particularly interested in me. Most Australian spiders are harmless and the dangerous ones aren't very common.

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I'm scared shitless of spiders, probably arachnophobia, though I mostly find them simply disgusting. Once in a zoo I almost vomited after seeing a tarantula.

Smart man, they eat the spiders that bite you in the middle of the night and make you feel like shit for 3 days.
idk what those fuckers are but once every couple of months i get bitten by one when im asleep, about the size of a 20 cent piece and black but huntsmens eat them.

>huntsman
so they can kill the lethal ones or what?

i only fought the 2
huntsman which are pure agi fuckers
golden orb which are slow fuckers ez to fight

is this true?

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>australians on here literally keep giant arachnids as household pets
jfc
How'd something that big even get in? Also what's there stopping him from leaving his corner?

inhabited by mad cunts and shitposters extraordinaire

Yes.
They don't make webs they actively hunt for prey, normally see them wrapped up in other spiders webs because they just charge in and nom nom then break out like a savage.
They can also catch mice

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so hes the real alpha while the other faggots like mouse spider funnel web etc are pussys

Yes.
Wolf spiders are also bro tier

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i hate fucking spiders but that makes them cool bro tier

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>Also what's there stopping him from leaving his corner?

Why would I want that? He needs to roam around to get his food :3

>six times more venomous then
>then
learn2english, abos

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That’s the biggest I ever had in my room... had to crush it was disgusted by it

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