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Britain edition

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ordering dominos for dinner
need to roll a joint but cant be arsed

>"long covid"

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>Dominos
20 fecking quid for a bit of cheese on toast!

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Lmfao

noticed them trying to creep this one in

I sure am glad my saxon ancestors invaded and civilised the place

He had parmo and then Charles Babbage lay on his back and looked up at the grey sky through the twisted branches of the oak. He drifted off to sleep ruminating on the tribulations of Eadgar the Peaceable.

>not buying a weed vape pen so you can smoke and toke whenever you want

im zooted on my couch right now without a care in the world

nah my neighbour works there so i get 50% off everything

fucking mental how the govt taxes overtime and double time HIGHER than regular wages. the poorest people who work the hardest taxed the most while TOILBERG’s salary is untouched because it’s all in his company and assets

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what literal retard would actually fall for this

Still think it's a lot of money for what you get. Give me a proper Chinky/Indian any day.

If you're poor it's because you deserve it

got medium covid lads

used to have one of those older style weed vaporizers (not the pen) and was never a big fan of the high i got off it, no idea if its placebo but i always feel way more zooted off a doink

2020:
>Lost my job
>Lost my girlfriend
>Lost my best friend
>Completely decimated my reputation and social standing

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please explain

got a trial version of COVID, hope they don't make me pay the full price at the end of the month

indian food is for pakis and commoners. get some taste, will you

the same ones who agreed with draconian governmental lockdowns

not poor but work in an industry with lots of overtime. look at my paycheck and see almost half went to the government to give sex changes to kids and abortion

>indian food is for pakis and commoners. get some taste, will you

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Thank you for your kind words and support in the last thread lads, very much helped to remove the depressing element of my UNDYING HATRED FOR WOMEN.

Me but in 2018

ant and dec's hitler autopsy

How mate?

i always have to be careful with weed sometimes i go mad and smoke a massive joint and end up feeling more uncomfortable and anxious than good. need to just have little ones and then i can enjoy it.

Romans were actually huge Celtboos

she’s a druggie slut fuck her m8

Probably got a ban coming my way lads

Leftypol be like "the tories are fascists!!!!"
But he also be like "the tories ordered you to say in your house so you MUST listen to them!!!"

Duolingo giving me some proper noncey phrases this afternoon

i know its cliche but it actually depends on the strain you get

never had any of these so i wouldn't know

even with a half price deal it's still shockingly shite value

Lets just say I’ve been a busy beaver at fucking things up entirely

monkeys will be replaced by sounds in our lifetime

I had a 40min panic attack from a huge joint before

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a lot of times it's about what you're used to, so what gets you higher can be largely psychosomatic

that said, dab rigs like the one in the pic will take your high to an entirely new level

not as bad as you thought, is it? bet you almost feel relief.

>some guy gets to see this naked and put his willy in it on a regular basis

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bizarre post

sounds like me in 2016

Are you that youngfella in tipp got caught with the cheese pizza

woops, forgot the pic

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It’s okay to have nothing to lose but I still think about the woman. The job and the best mate can go to hell. The social status thing is a little humiliating.

Is that are willy

old trick of accusing others of what you are most guilty

at the very least you are still alive
your fault for not protesting against it pussy

who is your favorite vtuber

he's probably literally looking at the state of his hairline in the reflection

And now you are completely free

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Kek the Saxons were even worse

The Normans are the ones who beat the final bit of paganism out of us. The adoption of St George as a national icon of England was in part because the tale of St George is an allegory for Christianity triumphing over Paganism and conquering the heathens. It’s worth noting that a white or gold Wyvern/Dragon was recognised as a prominent symbol of the English for almost the entirety of the early Middle Ages. It was identifiably Saxon. The adoption and promotion of a dragon slayer as an English icon by the Franco-Norman elite almost certainly had an ulterior motive.

Absolutely not, ‘ate nonces me

"Lockdown" is going widely unobserved in the Labour North.

never smoked a dab sadly, would love to try one but to be fair i like chilling with a spliff

Lol go to the Borat Instagram page and Kazakhstanis are fucking SEETHING like nothing I’ve ever seen before hahahahaha

>hmm yes, could murder a zinger tower burger

Or it's a symbol of the Britons

i'm 30 years old and eating a flump and a curly wurly. how did things end up this way?

William really fucked himself, yeah sure he already got the cute gf and knocked her up but ffs has the lad never heard of finasteride?

Been having increasing thoughts of reverting back to my teenage NEET shut-in form lately, where the most I had to worry about was missing events in my weeb MMOs and whether mummy had left me some nice leftovers for breakfast when I got up at 5pm.

should have just gone full alpha and shaved it

>Roman history

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Ah right. This old wan on my road , her grandson got caught with heaps of cheese pizza but hes nobody i ever hears of or seen. Mustve been a proper bedroom dweller

Elaborate the dragon thing