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>turks are pretty based i think. very nationalist and don’t take shit from whiney minorities like k*rds

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>and then realise how easy you have life in britain and come back
my life isn't easy in the UK that's the problem. It's dull and unsatisfactory

HATE flatsharing
HATE looking at shared ownership
HATE the tube
HATE going back to my hometown and seeing no jobs besides call centres
simple as.

matt turk
the goat of speedrunning

are kurds the irish of the east?

The OTOMANBVLL is at it again

isn't kebab turkish

my gf is turkish thinking of moving her over here, thoughts?

turks are the only based muslims

My town is older than America

china would meet us in the middle

Merkel sends them money every month to keep the number of refugees down.

hairlineberg doing a number on me

just started rewatching this kino

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kurds are like the irish travellers all over Turkey that originate in the east

>gf lives in another country
the ABSOLUTE STATE of you

what do you think life is like in mongolia then mate, all sunshine and roses

You should move over there instead

thats not very hard

Looks a little gay.

stop living in london then
start your own business
become a consultant/contractor and just travel the country living in hotel rooms

she's being railed out at all hours of the day by Australian tourists

tend to agree, turks are fairly based for muslims

live in your gfs head (and pussy)

there are no based muslims

What did the yanks mean by this?
youtu.be/5hbbMG3Lzm0

is Turkey safe? I mean in the casual walk around sense? I know its a shithole and has issues with terrorism and the like but is it anywhere as dangerous as brazil or mexico etc where you're advised against leaving the hotel perimeters and the like?

Mental how instead of doing that they could simply not accept literally anyone who turns up.

name a turkish car brand, a turkish brand of anything
you can't, they produce nothing, the hagia sophia, everything in istanbul was built by europeans, they just built minarets around the churches
like all muslims, they don't build, only corrupt

They can be based as long as they stay in their muslim countries.

If you get into the NGO/Consultancy sector in third world places you have an absolute whale of a time lad.

You live like a complete king in the third world. I'm not proposing to go live in a yurt in a field.

you have no idea

The US has just urged citizens to avoid the country because a terror attack is iminent

it’s very safe unironically. safe as anywhere in Western Europe, probably safer because people don’t really drink much. spent a few months travelling around turkey

nowhere near as dangerous every pleb in the country goes on holiday to turkey and almost all have no problems. the eastern parts are shit i've heard though. istanbul is a modern metropolitan city

What about kebabs.

>turkish brand of anything
Foxes Turkish Delight

that girl you like? she's thinking of big Aussie cocks right now

who the fuck are both of these people

remember when isis showed up in turkey a few years back

vile, disgusting

yeah, even the terrorist hotspots are safe

t. been all around turkey, foods shite though

What were trying to say is 2001 was probably the best year for music of all time.

impossible. their religion instructs them to conquer and spread islam. it's a world domination religion. that's why it cannot ever be based.

(You)

Got what I neeeeeeeed

>big Aussie cocks
Because a spider bit them and they've swollen up?

most countries are safe to walk around except latin america and south africa.

I've been to like 10 countries in africa and just walked around and chilled and no

Yeah they’d know about when their CIA-backed insurgents will attack.

>Following the Battle of Maysalun, Gouraud reportedly went to the tomb of Saladin, kicked it, and said: "Awake, Saladin. We have returned. My presence here consecrates the victory of the Cross over the Crescent."
Base et rougepille

I tried reading pic related recently and it was 2gay4me.

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definitive

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sleepy joe

and no what

>their religion instructs them to conquer and spread islam
where does it say that then?

remember when the turks invaded syria and erdogan airlifted the heir to the ottoman throne out of damascus

thesun.co.uk/news/13006099/wales-lockdown-shops-covering-up-non-essential-items/amp/

yes: vodka
no: kids clothes

what are you doing wales

sleepy joe

criminal enterprise

>haha women go at the bottom XD
Have sex

no clue what any of this shit is

no troubles.

>charles the second not in A* tier
fuck off mate

Hi /brit/, just to let you know our ad is also visible on /sp/ and /his/

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>foods shite though
what you have? I hear people say their food is great

don't act silly with me, dirty paki. go check your quran.

We're under rule by a clique of Labouroids who are using us as a testing ground
We want to be reabsorbed into England

Not him but turkish food is vastly overrated. too oily and rich.

what this legend said

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>brazil or mexico
it varies depending on the location both brazil and mexico are vast countries iirc the most violent parts of mexico are located unsurprisingly in the north close to the american border whereas the most dangerous parts of brazil are in north-east due to great influence of left winged extremists

Beko

haha is this real? based

Nobody fucking cares you surrendering fuck

it is really good, don’t know what he’s on about. very high quality and cheap

quite based might need to sort one out for /brit/

Come play fellow Anglos!
reversi.dietchan.org/

Too bland for you yt boy?

>turks are the only based muslims
There is no such thing as a based Muslim.

how much was it?

this. what coudl we put. they went for "!liberty, equality, shut up faggot". UNBELIEVABLY based

true

*checks notes*
nothing in there.

Shall be voting for the Abolish the Welsh Assembly party in May next year.

bog sim his sargon

potato crisis

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how many have you met

very cool how people have just completely fell hook line and sinker for buying ads and selling more data to hiroshimoot

Vestel

>turning off your ad blocker to see le epic maymay ads
only solidifies further in my mind that the average browsing age here is 12-16.

maybe in istanbul, but out in the countryside it's pretty much meat and flatbread. It's fine for what it is and i'll happily eat it but definitely not up there with greek or italian cuisine

excellent post

yeah
prefer indian
hate middle eastern
simple as that.

turned off adblock just to see this. LMAO

Not sure when I asked for a consultation from a pole

hate paki muslims
love turkish muslims

proper tolerant me

of course because you smelly pakis can only recite the quran. you don't understand arabic. dirty drones. your ancestors were pussies who gave up and converted.

2g lemon haze get
now for a spliff
will update post hoc

>hes just given money to Zig Forums

You come here, post shit, and give nothing to Zig Forums in return, do you think 5 petabytes of data is easy to host ? faggot.

>french posters are this desperate for relevance that they paid 67 actual human units of currency t put an ad on Zig Forums for 3 days and then constantly post about it in other generals

oh my days you fucking sadact frenchman

at your service pal

STATE of this post
imagine paying for this fucking site

Someone buy a /brit/ advert

>Someone buy a /brit/ advert

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fucking kek

if that doesn't denote an incel..

>gyro
>kebab
>shwamrmamwama...

aren't they literally the same thing just halal/haram depending on the region?

why do you care

I recently had my adblocker off and there were porn ads on the front page.

POV: You are a landlord about to be Mao'd by a chapo chudchad.

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bought a pack of cigs after saying i would stop smoking again

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like many losers i fantasise about being rich and sexually desirable but unlike most i fantasise about posting about my fictional exploits in /brit/ and becoming a famous tripfag

what the fuck is wrong with me. i should just kill myself

yeah definitely what /brit/ needs is more tourists from other boards

cringe edition desu

We don't need one, we're already the centre of Zig Forums

>why do you care
Because this place is my only home

Romanians are such subhumans that even the Asians don't want to live among them and are moving out of their traditionally Asian areas in my city that are now infested with Romanians.

>they hold us back
>us

smoked yet?

have met many sound pakistani geezers (usually door staff) but in general they're not to be trusted in this country

Muhammad was a caravan traveller
He was basically a brown gypsy