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Fedora edition

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love and i mean LOVE the good (singular) french poster

gf sending me pictures of her bum again

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pics or it did not happen

does she let you slip a cheeky finger up there?

Is it destruction
That you require to feel?
Like somebody wants you
Someone thats more for real

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when i started as a bartender in a restaurant we got ice from a machine in the prep kitchen
polish chefs would be fuming cause we'd just kick dropped ice cubes under the appliances

anyway, was a long time ago
its all water under the fridge now

the creation of a madman

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xDDDD

Why don't the Welsh tell Drakeford to fuck right off?
Lockdowns aren't preventing deaths at all. Those that will get covid and die are the minority and that will happen regardless of lockdowns

whats wrong with this?

only on sundays

still need a youtube try on haul gf

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haha

nassim i've seen you arrive on /fr/ and post your race baits, i've seen you post your little snarky angry posts when you were pissed about whatever, i know you bud, you don't know me

the chebs on this unit

ignored the lockdown today. apparently they have border police but fuck that

>nassim i've seen you arrive on /fr/ and post your race baits, i've seen you post your little snarky angry posts when you were pissed about whatever, i know you bud, you don't know me

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ooh la la monsieur mystique

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I'm feeling a bit self destructive at the moment. Not suicidal, just a bit off my nut. And I mean only a bit. Not full off my nut. A bit angry at fuck all, yet sort of flatliney. Frustrated. Certain sounds are annoying me. Feel like I've been waiting ages for something.

Good stuff lad

is it illegal to cross the border into wales or something?

In the deepest ocean
The bottom of the sea
Your eyes
They turn me
Why should I stay here?
Why should I stay?

wtf

go on french lad
tell that little twat face
FUCKING C'MON THEN

imagine shagging her

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beautiful but ugh tattoos... what could've been..

blog on

miss them so much

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>I'm feeling a bit self destructive at the moment. Not suicidal, just a bit off my nut. And I mean only a bit. Not full off my nut. A bit angry at fuck all, yet sort of flatliney. Frustrated. Certain sounds are annoying me. Feel like I've been waiting ages for something.

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grim lot, most of you. little baby monkies banging away at their keyboard with their pointed comments always trying to get the 'epic 1-up xd' on each other. surface level intellect at best, low double digit iq at worst.
no wonder all the good posters left.

blacks are one relatively small minority among many in britain
what is this fucking shite doing there

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Looks like that tranner

injecting oxford covid vaccine into me bollocks, de lads. waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

britain's done for mate
simple as

its basically a bottleneck that police can capitalise on for reducing "non-essential travel"

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great tattoo
but the rancid std ridden cum bucket spoils it all

>we do x but only with black people
>go diversity!

i've tossed around logs heavier than that little arab twat
i am not impressed

>Oh no some corporate social responsibility campaign! this is the end of britania vgh!

Im currently reading the ossian poems at this moment.

looks like she shags blacks

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FUCKING NOGS

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Imagine being a midget asylum seeker and Priti Patel herself gives you this look

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It is with that attitude

need a footjob pronto

Love the Irish me

your mam gave my log a toss

love how so many lads on here are comfortably on the hamster wheel of culture war nonsense.

you're meant to only start to fall for that nonsense when you're like 60 lads come on.

Cool it Dave

imagine shagging

corporations will say anything as long as they think the people want to hear it. the thing is, no one wants to hear about BLM and black people except for the middle class mongs who work at these advertising firms in london

i can't toss that feel noooo

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Ossian is shared Gaelic.
Best poems of his are scottish

>some corporate social responsibility campaign
Except it's nearly every major corporation, mainstream media sources, taught in universities and increasingly schools, sport...

have you lads.. ever pissed and shat at the same time?

how does one extricate oneself from ~the culture war~? it's seemingly all pervasive

Think im coming down with a cold.

FUCK this autistic scottish freak just doesn't shut up about Ossian, does he?

having a sit and a think over the gimmicks that have come and gone, lads

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5'8 it's over, gif fuck off, maisieposter, moni's onlyfans...

your great grandmother serviced german chads in 1940

rip user, i hardly knew ye

yes of course, regularly. common occurrence.

whoa, something's fishy! it's time for you, mr fenian, to join me in rubbing our two braincells together to get to the bottom of this mystery!!

Lmao

very satisfying feeling when your bladder and intestines are bursting so you sit on the toilet, take one solid breath and then push every single fucking thing out in one go

>Cool it Dave

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ossi ossi ossi
an an an

are you a good enough person morally for to go to heaven? how many lies have you told before in your whole life? that is; how many white lies and fibs and exaggerations have you told from your mother's womb until now? have you ever stolen anything before? have you ever looked with lust upon another person? have you ever had sex outside of marriage? have you ever hated anyone before for any reason? have you ever use God's name in vain? have you ever looked at porn or masturbated b4? have you ever downloaded music or movies illegally that you didn't pay for? have you ever lusted after material possession or money before? if you have committed these sins God sees you as a liar and a thief and an adulterer and a fornicator and a blasphemer and a hater at heart and you must face a holy God on the day of judgement! will you be innocent or guilty? will you go to heaven or to hell?Revelation 21 says all liars will have their part in the Lake of Fire! the Bible says that "No thief and no adulterer and no blasphemer and no fornicator and no hater and no lustful selfish person by any means shall inherit the Kingdom of Heaven!" you have broken God's laws and Jesus has paid your fine! (if) you repent and turn away from sin and Trust in Christ; God will forgive every sin you have ever committed in Grant you eternal life! if you refuse to turn away from sins and Trust in Christ, then you must pay for your own sins against God yourself; which means you will spend an eternity in the Lake of Fire, in outer Darkness, where there's a weeping and gnashing of teeth forever!

LOOOOOOOOL OH MY FUCKING DAYS BRUV DAT WOZ BARE FUNNY INNIT BLUD HAHAHA SAWADIKAP LADYBOIS OI OI

is it tarq to own an Aga oven

the jew fears the irishman above all else
they are the only people who jewish tricks do not work on

ossi

I don't even have to argue with the French lad. He is his own worst enemy.

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SOMEONE THINK OF THE STARVING KIDERINOS

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yes, lol.

yes unless you live on a farm

Ancient Scot

Yes, i can't even shit without also pissing.

you physically can't so no

good post, if you replace ~christ~ with ~beelzebub~

shoenice is still alive lads

an!

she didn't, but both my great grand fathers would disappear for days and gets plastered together after ww1
my grandfather had my father at 40 something so i skipped a generation

yes. cost a bloody fortune to operate.

Post more semen demons pls starting to get a semi

>shoenice
FOY. talk about our seasideMark, if you want to talk about fat fuckups.

Just poured $50 worth of alcohol down the sink lads, i had some of it before doing so obviously but this is the last time i'll have it running through my veins.

all these moments will be lost in time
like tears in rain
time to wank

ossi

Yeah all the time. One time I puked, exploded out diarrhea, cried and sneezed at the same time. Was sitting on the toilet but leaned in to puke in the sink so my butthole wasnt pointed into the toilet and I blasted the tank of the toilet with poo. Green sludge from every hole. Based feeling

an!

adblockers/anti trackers
stop watching tv
don't read tabloids or news in general (maybe check it once a week in a nice boring paper like the FT).

simple as.
i basically don't even know there is a culture war save from people in brit flipping their shit over an advert with a black fella or people telling rorke to feed children or whatever.

am i? in what way?

He's humilated you, you're finished

african black women for you, my african arab friend. pick out your wife.

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literally all me

Aunschent Scot

nice one lad, just started on my bottle of sauvignon blanc myself

sneezed with a dildo up my arse once and shot it clean across the room

>adblockers/anti trackers
i have ublock and privacy badger installed
>stop watching tv
i do this
>don't read tabloids or news in general (maybe check it once a week in a nice boring paper like the FT).
i don't read tabloids but i check new sites every now and then.

it's all over Zig Forums. that's the real problem

i did this with some cocaine. i ended up buying more several days later