/balt/ + /ausnz/ + lads

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a few months ago i promised that if i ever kiss a girl i would come here and tell you lads how it happened and everything about it. well... i haven't kissed a girl, but i want you all to know that i haven't forgotten my promise and am still ready to come here after it happens

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I want a tattoo.

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Alright we will wait for updates then

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i am once again at a crossroads, which path do i take?

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Choose laif, Veronica

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i would never post on balt about kissing a girl haha because it will never happen haha

>mum: marcus could you please clean the dishes
>me: glean de dishes :DD
>mum: what?
>me: i am speaking like spurdo
>mum: marcus just do it

are we turning the clocks back tonight?

Are we turning our cocks back tonight?

yes, to 1939

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Do you have skills required to become toilet /k/ommando?
Right answer is no
Only insane or criminal would admit having mental capacity to create stuff in pic related
>But 90% of population is already insane without admitting it
Which is good

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Bought Nutella yesterday, I have already consumed 1/2 the jar of Nutella and a loaf of white bread.
Holy fuck, I'm going to be diabetic.

very few games are even fun to me anymore, a girlfriend would be more important (if i had one)

lift ASAP

100 PUSH UPS
100 PULL UPS
100 SQUATS

based

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AФГAH AФГAH AФГAH
AФГAH AФГAHИCTAH

simple as

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Khabib will lose!

КPУЖИT ЧEPHЫЙ TЮЛЬПAHHHHHH
HAД БEEEEEEEEPEГOM PEКИИИИИИИИИИИ

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