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couldn’t even imagine talking to my parents about any religion at all

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Incest

with red wine sauce

deary me

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8875257/Thousands-protest-Covid-curbs-capital-including-Piers-Corbyn.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8875257/Thousands-protest-Covid-curbs-capital-including-Piers-Corbyn.html

do people here actually browse the dailymail. How old and fickle are you?

this
was a complete non-issue in our house

yep this is a 100% mentally secure completely stable and sane individual

youtube.com/watch?v=wnnlofrGHcU

who is this CUNT

The sort of girl who is initially up for doing a bit of anal but then wimps out and you're left very frustrated.

big bird over here needs bit of salad and less carbs

Don't think I ever read a book from a non-white author in school What 'diverse' books did you read?

Anal is vile

ye and even worse are those avocado toast eating guardian reading freaks

Anal is amazing, much more pleasurable than vaginal.

to kill a mockingbird
some jane austen shit

>56 of 65 novels and plays on the GCSE English literature specifications across three main exam boards are written by white authors.
So it's already less white than the British population

how do i do a shag lads? i've had sex a few times but only ever did doggystyle, how do you do a normal shag? the mechanics of it seem difficult. repost

some of the covid conspiracy theorists from london today

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Good night
I still hate women

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Bent

got two achievements tonight lads. world is a mess, glad I don't live in it

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You mean missionary? It's quite easy lad just plonk yourself on top of her and stick it in.

bad take

it is an indicator of populist opinions, i do not agree with its views only look at some articles like political articles and ones with slag pics so i dont become trapped in an echo chamber of only reading centre left or centre right papers

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>covid conspiracy theorists
Not a conspiracy theory to think that we shouldn't destroy the economy over the flu

It's not bent if it's with a girl you spaz

my cock isn't big enough to enter a vagina
because of the women's ass and legs and stuff
i'm a virgin

wondering if I should book a hotel stay for a week in Manchester for the bants

remember gcse english
full of lesbian poetry like carol anne duffy and 'of mice and men'
this was well over a decade ago
god knows what it's like now

legionary romania looking peng

The complete vacancy

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3.5"?

He called you a conspiracy theorist, which means you are goofy and believe in things like flat Earth so you are automatically wrong.

same concept in all positions except some of them you have to loom at their stupid faces

how small are you?

yep

Australia, barely educated anglo-saxons, weatherboard shitboxes, red belly black snakes and brown grass.

I'll straight up stop using the internet if that guy is legitimately a skeleton. Fuck that man. Fuck that shit

You should read Purple & Green poems by women poets 33. Its brilliant

Preferring anal with a bloke: bent
Preferring anal with a bird: bent in denial

Doggystyle is the best position cos you don't need to keep looking her in the face every 5 seconds, which is very important to them for some godforsaken reason.

>Explain yuself
>wha yu mean
>when yu say half-caste

China will run the world soon

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khabib makes me proud to be muslim

Of mice and men was quality though

i am against the lockdown but unfortunately a lot of anti-lockdown messaging is being conflated with david icke tier nonsense and conspiracies involving bill gates being this ultimate bogeyman

ahhh fucking hell don't remind me

whats the plan 3.5" willy lad?

Don't remember lesbians in mrs havisham or of mice and men

t. never done anal
You're missing out big time

imagine sitting on the toilet and then getting your dick and bollocks trapped below the seat and then lifting up and smashing the toilet seat on your own genitalia repeatedly
fugg that would hurt

FUCK OFF

My English teacher used to read this in an exaggerated accent was hilarious

EXCUUUUUSEEE ME. STANDING ON ONE LEG

when im doing doggy i just look at my watch to see how much your mum will charge if i dont creampie her quick enough

thought it was shit but then again I was far better read than the english teacher. not being big headed, I just was.

youtube.com/watch?v=Aq13dvtZjP4

China and the US need to work totto find alternative energies

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remain virgin freak

honestly fuck you for reminding me of that absolute cringefest bullshit

it was such a pseudo-intellectual cringefest bullshit lesson, particular with fucking cunt 'literature' like . honestly fucking hated it with every fibre of my being

oh whatever lad
an english teacher with an english literature degree?
not a chance you grim runt

just lift weights, go outside, take vitamin d supplements, get some exercise, eat better, spend less time on Zig Forums and more time speaking to real people

>glove fulla vaseline
What an utter poof curley was, no wonder his wife was happy to jump on a literal retard

what do you say to the girl during sex

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Nothing like stuffing a birds arse tbqh.

Of Mice and Men was the retard class text.

Blow up the bridge..............BLOW UP THE BRIDGE!?!?!................

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i have a 4.5 inch willy and i too know what it's like to feel doomed

the real reason we’re locking down again is to mask the economic impact of hard brexit which boris always fantasised about and is presented with this unlikely opportunity to do it

This guy gets it

stuffing it with what???

can't do that when there's a pandemic happening sweaty x

Literally 5D underwater backgammon.

sorry

haha remember her minging yellow teeth.

Can i put my penis in you?

Yeuh Yeuh
They don't think it be like it is but it do

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“sorry”

never worked with stuffing before, have only had it at christmas. I've heard Am*ricans stuff turkeys with some kind of shit at """""""""""""""Thanksgiving""""""""""""""" though

she didn't have an english degree.
surprised if she had a degree at all tbqh.
she could barely talk properly. some of the specimens they let teach in state schools are a joke.

no pls dont

I went to a talk with Carol Ann Duffy and Simon Armitage, and on my way home I was accosted by John Agard (whose name I had forgotten) because he saw me my notes, realised where I'd been and demanded to sign them. It was a bit terrifying, actually

im 25 years old and never had sex with a female

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bit like your mum when my cocks in her mouth 2bh

I say things like "are you gonna cum for me? Cum on my cock", they really like that. And if they're into submissive stuff I'll slap their arse and call them a dirty little cow etc

Not at my school, the retard classes got Richard the third and us in the “gifted and talented” class got of mice and men and some other Shakespeare that I can’t even remember any more

Why. You were built to take dick three times the size of yours

That's good, the more people resisting the nazi lockdown and capitalist murderers the better.

im 21 years old and lost my virginity when i was 18. no shame in it

Have seen rozzers far more docile than this at literal Islamist rallies.

Yea u like that dont u bitch