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british style liberalism/capitalism is demonstrably the most stable and least autistic way to run a country
hi lads
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and when does the totalitarianism end my commie friend?
or it just tyranny forever?
I don't care to be honest
at least it's not emma watson
i remember when i met some internet australians years ago they were funny blokes but i was scared to talk to them. one was named marty and would always yell at me and then my discord account got banned and i lost contact with them
So because he himself is wealthy, that means the government shouldn't feed starving children?
Get the vibe em would pull out a gun if he got into a scrap. I'd turn him into mush but I'm tired of being shot at honestly. I'll take the bizarre verbal beating
called the based police on this one
>it hasn't been tried yet
>marxism is just an economic critique
load of shite, just accept that people think you're arl arses for not paying for school meals
Dude you're cringe as fuck nobody's reading that shit.
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ffs why isnt it still on netflix
Oh dear
Doing only three months of training and then getting in a MMA fight seems like a bad idea
>wtf so you think government money should be spent on nuclear energy?
>why don't you build your own nuclear power plant then?
>why don't you volunteer in your free time as a nuclear engineer?
BBC 4, Monday, 10 P.M.
Don't forget lads.
whats in the bowl
The British tremble at the sight of an Australian road train
watched parasite today
decent film but not sure it lived up to the hype
>So because he himself is wealthy, that means the government shouldn't feed starving children?
think it's the tax avoidance part that makes him a bit of a hypocrite
Best canadian post in a long time
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ARSE HURTS
Oh no a footballer has money imagine that
Feed the kids bojo
i will destroy you with bare hands you fuck. come fight me i will murder you and then sex your sister
is that rebecca black
I hate rashford
he got an MBE for a letter he didn't write, which influenced a decision that was being reversed anyway. total con.
>give money to the poor and needy, invest in infrastructure and such?
>nah, let's give billions to our mates companies haha
imagine being a tory in this day and age
corrupt the lot of them
arrest the lot of them
Did he break the law? No.
Are the tories letting children starve to death during a pandemic to prove a point? Yes
it is!
imagine a 10/10 female being content to go down on my 4 inch willy because she loves me for me
I definitely will lad sorry
just watched that too
thought it was pretty good tbf
not mindblowing but better than most dross I've seen recently
Government does pay for school meals though.
It's not paying for them during half-term/full-term holidays.
>feed the kids
>cute white girl ruins her once beautiful skin with trash art
you hate to see it.
what is this
Gamers!
didn't he get a visit from the mounties for having a gun lmao
I guess you better close your ISA and pension then
Do you ever think about something cringey you did in the past and just hit yourself in the fucking head
looks like jewelz blu
Stop eating meat.
you watched schindler's list?
no have never done anything wrong ever
"His" letter had no influence over the u-turn at all. The government had already rejected an extension AFTER Rashford published his open letter.
It was the Tory rebels shitting their pants over the threat of legal action from Sustain and GLP that forced the decision.
is it just the feels good man movie from prime or did they make their own documentary
Usually get involuntary thoughts of killing myself when that happens. Not suicidal at all, just can't help it
fuck your mum (in both meanings of the phrase)
> children starve to death
When did we all agree to pretend there were tons of starving children?
do you think anyone believes that rhetoric lmao
I do this thing where I pretend to delete the memory from my brain. Sometimes push an imaginary button on the side of my head. Say delete, delete, delete to myself.
Kind of works tbf. Usually start another train of thought.
worse
i imagining myself doing cringey shit and then go into a meltdown
dunny what's wrong with me
Did you miss the fact that millions now have to grovel at food banks for their next meal?
spend maybe 5% of my time awake thinking of cringe shit i did and cringing. usually ill mentally or sometimes physically say "I HATE NIGGERS KILL ALL NIGGERS FUCK I HATE MYSELF NIGGERS" or something like that
I'm 39 years old. It's conceivable that I could date and fuck your mums. Imagine if I became your step dad.
m8, don't say that about anyone's mum, you scumbag.
Look, I have nothing but good things to say about Hitler 99.9% of the time but vegetarianism, veganism and related mental illness diets are fully retarded.
there ARE starving children. Otherwise the campaign would be rejected as nonsense.
Imagine demanding the government pay to feed poor kids when there was proof no poor kids were going eithout. That would obviously be mental. So logically, kids must be starving and need government help.
goof
*stuffs face full of food*
yeah yeah yeah, real tragic
*goes 2k cal over my daily limit*
BURRRRRPPPP
how come whites are so much smarter than everyone else?
marcus rashford is black
GAMERS!?
>provide free food
>loads of people start claiming it
Wow
>Did you miss the fact that millions now have to grovel at food banks for their next meal?
just had a fight with the missus chaps. she got up from t'sofa too quick and spilt my brew over my area. i said bring my a towel woman, she brings me some kitchen roll, i said I SAID BRING ME A TOWEL. she gets her back up like im the bad guy and goes off to the bedroom crying, i continue to sip triple sec watching total recall (1990)
who was in the wrong here
>If you're not literally starving to death in the street you're not worthy of help
t. Tarquin Ruggles Pimplebottom III whose dad's company got 10 million quid during lockdown
Wow, shit is literally on every single wall of my toilet and my cheeks are burning. I think I'm done with Indians for good. Looks like I painted the inside of my toilet brown and it flows into a deep brown basin at the bottom. How the hell did it get on the front
every time the /leftypol/ admins do something stupid i have little fantasies of running my own imageboard and showing them how it's done.
i wouldn't actually do it because there's no actual spark to kick it off (even a major /leftypol/ split or crash would have bad odds of working out in my favour), but given they've already got >100 posts an hour it's maddening that they seem determined to kill that off with retarded ideas rather than build it up.
the worst part has to be how many supposed "materialists" don't understand the material workings of an imageboard. people aren't posting on dead boards because they won't get replies? it's their fault for being impatient, not ours for starting a board nobody will use, then banning people from discussing its topic on the boards people do use!
Reminder to pull the dick out of your arse
>muh kids
the majority of people on food stamps in America are overweight
reckon it's the same in the UK
eating animals is mentall illness
would love an alchemist evola slag gf
bla bla bla, poorly formatted phone poster.
White men should be enslaved by KWEENS simple as.
There is no proof. The evidence stems from some truly dire survey questions given to kids.
her but give her a kiss anyway
When I saw Mike going to the food bank. Pretty grim day.
>go to a foodbank because you blew too much money on drugs and gambling
oh noooo
Do you see Boris Johnson and the Eaten Tory boys down the food bank?
>Survival is mental illness
Have fun being a runt.
her obviously, sounds like a stupid cunt of a woman
suck her arsehoel for me
phone posters get auto capitalised you daft colonial
Bloodborne never ever ever kiddo
It's exactly the same. The average food bank user is an obese, unemployed, middle aged man with a substance abuse problem. Followed by unemployed women with many kids.
>ask kids if they had lunch
>they say no
WTF THIS IS OBVIOUSL PROPAGANDA THOSE KIDS WERE COACHED TO LIE, BET THEY HAD PIZZA HUT FOR DINNER
rather aesthetic office
They're too busy with their heads in the trough of the 80% subsidised Westminster bar/restaurant. When they earn 80k a year + expenses. Looks like it's a case of free food for me, but not for thee.
so anything you do for your own benefit is justified?
can't go through london anymore without hordes of skeletal children trying to tear your clothes off your back
Go to the bedroom and don't say anything, just shag her. Bet she'll be down for it
yeah poor people are fat here
Britain's Great Meeting of Minds
The Right Honourable Boris Johnson
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Sir Marcus Rashford MBE VC
Graduated in May and can’t get a job, /brit/.
Dumb cunts pair of you
Reckon the Saudis provide their food parcels
going for a piss, make sure no one nicks my seat
>blew too much money on drugs
sounds more like the fat cats in west minister
not exactly starving then are they lad
any you lads seen the new borat film?
being poor and being fat have the same root cause: low IQ
honestly it was a gift that covid affects diabeetus, minorities and the elderly more than anyone else
it should be adopted as a welcome solution to our obesity, immigration and ageing population problems.
Need to avoid carbs and sugar for long enough to switch to ketosis but it's impossible
Go ESL
Whats your degree any experience
Last book you've read m8?
no
dont understand what rashford is meant to mean in this context
Why's it called a foodbank
Dominos pizza tastes better when it's cold. Also jalapenos are a must.
i know. they are retarded and spend all their money on going out on the weekends and feed their kids ready meals they put in the microwave because they are too lazy to cook. the poor are scum really, not sure why we pretend otherwise
fuckin ell
Yeah. It's not great. Too scripted. If Borat is to famous they should have used his daughter for more unscripted shit
the crust doesn't but the toppings do.
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So beautiful and so haunting
won't disgrace my eyeballs with that nonsense
its all a what?
t.haven't seen it
Foodlibrary had people worried they might have to give the food back
Accounting and I did some tax internship stuff.
>i know. they are retarded and spend all their money on going out on the weekends and feed their kids ready meals they put in the microwave because they are too lazy to cook. the poor are scum really, not sure why we pretend otherwise
free food
Meet me for sexy time
>no mention of an edition
>burger version of the office for a brit OP
0/10 try again
>being obese means you're not going without food and nutrition
hello brainlet
Lol I see minorites more than ever I don't believe that shit at all. If anything it was just crap to make them stay inside more but that didn't fucking work at all.
Nietzsche The Gay Science, you?
Borat asked him how much he thought his daughter was worth, the guy said $500 then immediately turned to his daughter and she cut him off and told him off. Think he was going to say something about how it's all a joke, or it's all a film
Ali G in da house is probably sachas best film desu
The UK has one of the highest rates of childhood obesity in Europe. In 2018, around one in 10 children aged four to five were classified as obese, and around one in five children aged 10 to 11 were.
>kids are starving
Maybe the fatties should just share their food.
Stop subsidising feckless layabouts