Why do Americans speak English?

Why do Americans speak English?

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The same reason you do sweetie

*unitedstatians

oof. dine her, girl

When the Founding Fathers were writing the Constitution they thought about making greek the official language, but they soon concluded that americans were too dumb to learn a gendered language, so they picked the easiest language ever.
Also wrong, as Mexico is also a "United States". Americans are really a rootless and cultureless people, they don't even had a name for themselves.
Imagine naming your country after a italian explorer and then being racist towards italians

Americans should speak French.

*united stainians

they do?

You mean swaheli

>Imagine naming your country after a italian explorer and then being racist towards italians
Um based?

we don't. There are 5 main languages in the american continent: english, spanish, french, portuguese and dutch

You're speaking english right now

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nope, I'm typing

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teach me french then

German was spoken in almost every state of america l, so they could have spoken German in this moment

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British colonists

AMERICANS ARE NOT ANGLO AND SHOULD STOP SPEAKING ENGLISH

you forgot guarani, quechua and aimaras

who speaks Dutch?

surinam

yes we are

NO

the vast majority of americans are non anglo nowadays

I agree.

French is such a faggy language

>ah yes i completely agree

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regency era is aesthetic

We ignore the spics in California usually

most white people in america are of german descent

It's possible that he was speaking French.
seriously.
It's great to be an American screaming Freedom in French or something.

*unitedstanis