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tfw no gf

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Why are you gay

It's not gay if you get paid

maybe you just don't want one gf
you just want to avoud bitching and people spending your money, controlling your time
maybe

lmao did yall see this shit
this is what the least coast looks like

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West coast? Less coast. East coast? Beast coast.

>LAD

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Holy shit.

just ate a delicious borger

The kind of shit I'd normally expect to see from the Orioles 2bh

lmao doycucks blow it again

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currently addicted on alcohol and internet

borger

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think my cold is actually the rona, just smoked a cig and couldn't even taste it lol

Holy butterfingers lol

uh oh

yeah it's weird tho cuz I felt way worse the last two days and felt pretty good today

oh no you've got like a 0.001% chance of dying now :((

I had one week of tiredness and spent almost one month not able to sing (I play guitar and sing for hobbie). I think it was corona.

sam is that you

not sure if i want to make another burger or not

if my boy mookie was out in center...

>I play guitar and sing for hobbie
Extremely bazed fellow musician

>0-5 on the night
ohnonononononononono

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one bad gloop

More like dookie betts lmao

i bet it was sam

GODDIM

it's good to be on cum
I come here to have fun
fun=cum

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Im not the Zig Forums guy bros, I know who youre talking about
desu I dont like Zig Forums
and this guy must be like 10 years younger than me

nice try sam now play stairway to heaven

bros, I really, really hate fat people

Why are you here, gramps?

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I'm so much smarter than most people it is scary. Scary for me to be surrounded by these unthinking animals.

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I never had a chance
If I was to explain: Im on imageboards for 11 years now.
Im posting on this american general because you guys are not sad and addicted to politic like my peers from brapzil

after eating this cake over the last week i've come to the conclusion: I need more cake in my life

>I didn't know anything about this guy, and lo and behold he's fucking based

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usually someone bragging about how smart they are is an indicator that they aren't really that smart

Some say 5/6 of human race are completely stupid

>watching fuentes

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also need more coconut in my life

>circle
Opinion discarded.
I was listening to him while I played Minecraft. Gonna get another soda and then play some Fallout next I think, I'll turn him off for that so I can get immersed.

coconut water is so good

>you guys are not sad and addicted to politic
Ahahaha...
Anywho, you're more than welcome here, /cum/ is one of the better generals with less scizos, barring a few examples...

>watching twitch
>watching fuentes
>playing minecraft
jason has achieved peak zoomer

i remember it being gross when I use to get coconuts from the store

Look at this retard thinking he's smart! Look at him!
Haha lmao!

retards are cool and fun my real bane is the midwit menace

>>watching twitch
I don' watch twitch. I watch Fuentes on dlive, he is allowed to say faggot and talk about circles there.

Yikes and cringe

>I watch Fuentes on dlive, thats totally different, dad, GOD

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saved this post for the future lmao

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Twitch doesn't let you call people faggots or talk about international cabals of circles.

AHHHHH I WANT MORE CAKE BUT IM STUCK IN HERE FOR ANOTHER WEEK

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it does the latter

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nah theyre good at least i like em coconut milk too

dave...lay off the carrots...

That is pretty based if true, I guess. Ale should start calling them out. He could do book reviews while he games.

Sorry for a potentially retarded question but are feijoas available in the U.S.? have you ever heard about them? my friend from the usa swears he has no idea what feijoa is
please no bully

Streamers were a mistake

she*

never heard of em

pls gib russian gf

>Fuentes reviewing Kanye on JRE
Okay, I will listen to this for a bit.

>listening to three retards
That's certified brainrot.

Bro... Why you let yourself go..
It*

stop blogposting about your zoomzoom habits

>stop blogposting about your zoomzoom habits

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anything that can be bought, cant be bought in america