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autistic chebs

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and thats ok

dont fall for the self improvement meme

b urself
embrace your genetic dead end

really need a shower my balls absolutely REEK

>doesn't have social media
>doesn't have tinder
>wonders why he finds it hard to shag
feel like half of you just need someone who knows his way around the female mind and fanny to show you the ropes (me)

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never had any comments on my appearance so can only assume they were being polite

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dont have social media

I shag more slags than youve had hot dinners lad

>>doesn't have social media
>>doesn't have tinder
>>wonders why he finds it hard to shag
no one's confused they're just sad it ended up this way

clocks went back lads

she doesn't have autism

EWWWW! Stinky toots from Emma Watson's butt!

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I don't feel like I'm ugly like this lad but I defo have nothing interesting going in my life to put in my bio, so I've never considered opening a tinder profile

cant wait for it to get dark at 3pm now just to kick start my seasonal depression hahaaaaaa (:

ive out-shagged you all

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Kill yourself nonce

remember this one
Most autistic shit I've ever seen from a girl, just grim

the bio

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woman like confidence, even if your ugly

no one likes a grovelling little virgin scrote that mumbles his words and stares at the ground 80% of the time

Morning fellow kings

tinder aint a dating app m8 girls dont care about your life you're just a cock to ride, as long as you're relatively attractive you'll get matches

i could shag you under the table

I've shagged 100 million slags

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Bit gay

absolute tune lad

Did he move to Sheffield?

women in real life are repelled when they find out I'm not on social media lmao, before I tell them this bit they still seem interested tho. Any solutions for the social media problem?

did they now
explains why I woke up at 5 haha

got woken up by the sound of my upstairs neighbour's farts reverberating through the ceiling
feeling quite emasculated

ive shagged all them dirty ayyy slags an all, shagged throughout the ole galaxy i have

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Fat fuck

Just got moobs, hate em

youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Ny8e9O8kk
need a gf like this

wherever the pies are, hes been there

new gorillaz album out lads

remember on their last one they were going to do a fuck drumpf track but it got cut before release

>g

tinder ain't for me

get fuck all likes. half the ones i do get it never shows me. a small fraction of the other half are decent, a smaller fraction of those will talk to me, a smaller fraction yet will continue responding for more than 4 messages. none will actually meet up with me. i feel like a fool using it but i still do out of some masochistic curiosity

Her pink puckerhole calls out for me.

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the only thing that matters more than the face on a girl is the ratio between the circumferences of her wrists and thighs

A neet so can't shag

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still need a youtube try on haul gf

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I've shagged in the 9th dimension

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wiggling my thighs

>schalke

got called racist in aldi

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Kill yourself nonce

still can’t believe the absolute state of [s4s] at the moment

need to find a women who loves me as much as my cat but who doesn't make my cat jealous