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sucking a golfball

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Yeah, but unless it gets worse it doesnt feel like it matters really since i will be out by at least august next year.

Wots going on with this nigerian oil tanker?

He blames himself for the death of his mother who he loved very dearly. His mind is utterly fucked.

my Uber driver last night:

>hello sir how is your night sir

followed by complete silence. Indians are a peculiar bunch

Uk post brexit.

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>He blames himself for the death of his mother
what did he do?

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based. can't wait to return to monke.

He gave her the money for the liposuction that went wrong and resulted in her death.

Yeah, most can't actually speak english here I've found.
Knew one who been here for 6 years and couldnt talk to more than one person at once.

Prayed for his worries to go away or some shite. She died not long after and he took that as God's response

Soulles eyes in that cunt

the tetralemma as it were:
Biden + No EU deal = JUSTcore option, entertaining but very grim. will be funny but also annoying
Biden + EU deal = Boring might as well just rejoin, but the most realistic option
Trump + No deal = only good insofaras it might easier to go to america (if the UK manages to arrange something similar to what Aus, Chile and Singapore have with the US) while the rest of the uk suffers
Trump + EU deal = Best option. UK doesnt become AS dire + chance to move to america (see bracket in the previous option)

For me? its trump + eu deal
failing that Biden + no deal for the lulz

something off about her body like her belly button is too low down

First brit post I’ve actually laughed at in about tree fiddy

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>born in a barn?!

Doesn't matter, your dad is bang out of order and that behaviour needs to stop.

I must say, and I don't care if this is a controversial take here, that I LOVE jiggly tits

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we've already had a discussion about this, why did you feel the need to post it again

Jesus was.

they can speak english because english what indians use to talk to each other in india since they have 3 other languages there and the empire and stuff, but their english is just very different in style

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real talk for a second. All of you(s) talking about how disatisfied you are in life etc, have you ever taken to spiritual reflection? have you ever genuinely engaged with jesus - for example?

i'm on kant with this one, it is the intent that counts and he meant well

i needed to clarify my point about moving to america under a trump election outcome.

Mad to think that a peoples, who makes up just around 3-4% of the population, constantly bitch and moan about representation and force the media into pandering to them.

You've already had your responses you cretin

looking at Zig Forums because /brit/ just doesn't have the edge that it used to

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>Isle of Wight: 'Ongoing incident' on board anchored tanker

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found a good bit of noggin fuel in the Observer today lads

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yeah i bow before the buddha every morning and do 30 minutes minimum of meditation and read buddhist texts.

doesnt help with the flatsharing and the endless toil directly but my mind is in a better place for it.

nay
on the cross with ye

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Of course. He certainly shouldn't punish himself for it. It's not his fault that a doctor fucked up. But unfortunately our minds love to beat themselves up and there's nothing more crushing than a "what if I didn't do X? Then my mum would still be alive" being repeated over and over and over in your head.

mong arms bashed out this post

want to squash this slug

what's with the absolute word vomit from lefties? it's like when i was trying to hit the 5000 word limit in my essays on Romantic poetry back in A-level fs.

Biden will spite Britain. Any Trump option is better than Biden. Trump is a very selfish and ruth;ess politciian who will work hard to get the US as much as he can with utterly no ‘special relationship’ but Biden will outright shun and spite a post-Brexit Britain, especially if he isn’t happy with the Ireland arrangement.

Every Brit should be keeping their fingers crossed that Trump wins for their own sake. Even if it means some shitty foods and whatever (which you don’t have to buy) it’s better than being fucked by Israeli American spite.

that doesn't answer the question about the oil tanker now does it
have a word with yourself

fuck you MSG is fucking tasty

isn't buddhism about escaping the insidious material world you should be able to escape into your mind

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

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