/brit/

doubt her thighs are that big tbqh

>If you point out that the tories are doing a shit job you want labour in power

and this inertia is why the UK will continue in its shitty decline.
if you vote tory for the economy you're a dope
if you vote tory for anti-immigration you're a dope
if you vote tory because labour is the only other party you're a dope.
if you vote tory because you're a greedy landlord who w=likes buy to let mortgages or you're a multinational corp that likes zero hour contracts - fair doos.

Remember the Sumerian conservatives and the Egyptian 14th dynasty conservatives? Yeah me neither

What makes you think your special conservatism will last forever

get some new hobbies lad, try getting out into nature more

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americas gonna be like gay chechnya next month

Chip on their shoulder

would deffo let her have sex with me
as long as she didnt open her mouth
zero interest in anything she has to say

poo

driving the riffraff around all day will fuck with anyone's state of mind

I agine typing this out
Imagine this being your life

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why are people in their 50s higher paid than people in their 20s?
are you suggesting
A. that lower class people don't survive into their 50s?
or
B. that the older people were all higher class and the younger people are now more lower class?

worth a watch

All Labour need to do is drop the identity politics and promise to drastically reduce immigration
Job done
Britain fixed

youtu.be/ZWLevc8Vf6c?t=21

black bull just out of shot next to her

BEBANBAAHHHHHHHH IS MINE

i've done customer service jobs in the past and if i was ever a dismissive cunt to a customer, however tempting it is, i'd be fired

Nonce

Labour are just the party of blue tick emotionally driven twitter gobshites. I dont want no part of that, or identity politics, critical race theory etc etc

>>guess we'll just have to undergo more years of wage falls, increased national debt and landlords being given a free ride under the tories then
>The fact that this is 100x better than Labour says a lot

deary me

FOY

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based

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youtu.be/ZWLevc8Vf6c?t=392

canada, obviously
had maple sirup from there once on fries and perdreau, don't know the english for it
was very good

>Hm who shall I vote for? Nope think I'll give it a miss
>10 years of Labour later
>OFFICER THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE THESE MEN KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER AND ARE HOLDING HER IN THIS HOUSE PLEASE YOU'VE GOT TO... WAIT WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME?!

They have unions

dogshit edit

>Barry is homeless living in a tunnel underneath Las Vegas
what the fuck is wrong with america?

cant do that, their base are the mentally ill, poor and pakis

nah you just want lower wages and more migrants init?

none of this critical race theory guff - just open the bloody doors to the immigrants!

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'kinell relax with the saturation

>Vote Team Pepsi!
>No vote Team Coke!
Embarrassing that this is the level of political discourse that exists around here. Confirms my suspicions that this place is packed to the rafters with 14-18 year olds.

instead of 72 virgins americans will be blowing themselves up for 72 african families to have generational wealth

Emma Watson has a cute but smelly asscrack.

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canada but it would have to be one of the atlantic provinces

Hate paedophiles (like you)

>implying anyone would believe them

fair enough, makes sense
so i guess the bottom line is to never show appreciation to your bus driver

right versus:

Youve been frantically posting this all day

Not once did i even say i vote tory
Cretin

Hate paedo[hiles (such as yourself)

have proper soft hair me

youtu.be/3Q8TSrDFG6w

Kill yourself nonce

have become a force of nature

>perdreau
does that go with fries and maple syrup?

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have a canadian mate who camps here sometimes the lucky git

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Was chatting to some homeless chap the other day at a set of traffic lights. He told me all his stuff got robbed like his tent and clothes and that. Grim. He said he was an ex soldier. Don’t know whether he was or wasn’t.

You arrive in Inverness

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then why were you justifying your support of conservative party by saying how bad labour are?

Australia

Why do politicians look so weird when they're trying to be normal?

It's like they're completely dead inside. Like behind those eyes there's a husk and shell of a person saying just smile and look happy, normal people smile and look happy

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both pepsi and coke would vote tory you 38 year old boomer

tell me more about your camp canadian mate

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anyone fancy a scrap? meet me at wigan train station at half 6.

how about UK v australia ?

shes 9000 years old though

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Did he have a big cock?

Contrary to popular belief on here the home office is very strict in regards to immigrants

Read some books

Fuck off you americanised spastic

Saying labour are fucking shit doesnt mean i think tories are good

Forgot to mention that the bum offered me a tenner if he could shag my arse, to which I greedily obliged

you could build that entire house just with things in b&q

oh it goes bud, it goes very well

pretty useless in an unnatural world

At first I thought Canada but every Canadian I've met has been basically an American in every way but a smug arsehole about not being an American.

Love arguing about british politics on /brit/ but ive actually never voted in any election or referendum ever in my life kek

Hey user's here! What did you bring to the party?!

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but look at the post you're replying to:
its talking about how conservatives are stupid. and you reply about how labour are stupid.

I want to sex Emma Watson’s holes.

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The only reason to like this is wanting to fuck toddlers

who want to nick a literal tramps lice infested clothes

why do girls like sucking willies anyway

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Australia

I take it you don't ride the bus often and know what kind of cunts they have to deal with constantly

Cunts who argue pointlessly with the driver about rules or where some place is, cunts who chase after the bus when it takes off without them and smash the vehicle's glass in a self-centred attempt to get the driver to stop, just cunts cunts cunts

And then there are the cunts who take fucking forever to pay for a ticket, or they start having a discussion with the bus driver when people on the bus who have places to be goddammit

Yeah I go on buses regularly, some of the time it's nice but other times it's an infuriating pain in the arse watching all this happen in front of you and the bus driver having no choice but to take it since he's an employee

And then people wonder why buses are always late lol. It's because the time given to the route is largely spent parked at the bus stop dealing with self-centred cunts.

your one vote isn't going to make a difference anyway

weird when they say "we have a different accent !" and then proceed to talk in a funny way in which they were not speaking just a moment before.

modern world is so shit just genuinely rubbish

im not rose tinted; make no mistake, if i had been born say 200 years ago i would not have made it past childhood, would certainly have died from burst appendix at 8 years old. but still strongly dislike modern world all the same

my tiny cock now bend over i wont be long

have honestly wasted this weekend lads. horrific waste of time.

and what's on the morrow? you guessed it!

burnt my finger and it really hurts

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my gorgeous dick

THE TORIES

simplest explanation is the most plausible

Based take

Kill yourself nonce

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I didn't suggest either. And not all people in their 50s are paid higher than people in their 20s. Many are the victims of low wage precarious employment their whole lives and never get out of it.

In general people from higher class backgrounds make more money and enjoy a more robust safety net, which leads to them generally living longer than people with fewer educational and employment opportunities and no safety net.

You see this phenomenon especially in the US where we've been seeing a huge die-off of working class people 40+ (especially working class whites) from "deaths of despair". This has led to life expectancy in the US dropping since about 2013, which is something unheard of in a modern society free of war, famine, and disease.

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Even when I was working wouldn't take a bus, too expensive.

cold water and potato

Put some aloe on it.

dumb idiot

want to go to France again next year, my french is verrry rusty, want to eat forced fed goose liver.

>tfw boomer enough to remember when boobA was boobY

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Would cycle for an hour in pissing winter rain before even considering getting on a bus

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no uni toil this week
ecstatic

should be literally illegal to be that fit

youtube.com/watch?v=DEFD9TSHg_A

post Oti's massive chebs
i have a huge crush on the venezuelan/colombian one, i forgot her name

But generally speaking people in their 50s are paid more because they have more experience, better qualifications, and more seniority.

it’s basically just an upper midwestern accent and there’s loads more stronger accents out there than there is up in Canada

those bloody toffs
first they take away the kids milk
then they take away free school meals
then they steal from literal tramps
those heartless bastards

>And not all people in their 50s are paid higher than people in their 20s
on avrage they are. so let's go back to the question.
why on average do old people get paid more?
>huge die-off
doubt the poor old people die off in their 40s theory is the cause in the UK.

you know what i think the cause is? old people get a premium for their expeirence.
Eg a young person might join an organisation as an apprentice X or an asssitant Y or an associate Z. Whereas an old person has worked their way up to a Senior X or a Y manager or Higher Z

They are self trained to always be someone they aren’t. From corbyn to cameron to johnson theyre just always putting on an act and it makes them emotionless husks acting and playing a part instead of living and experiencing things like a normal human. Its why people like farage or skinner are a breath pf fresh air for most

I want to put my willy in Emma Watson’s vagina.

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it's called foie gras, you can buy it easy here
you're more than welcome
it's delicious

its getting cold lads

hopefully the toilfu starts wearing tights again

snooker table in the kitchen? ok then

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don't care
the customer is always right :)

wintertoil looms lads...another 6-7 months of loneliness

>it's called foie gras
no. not correct.

Love it when yanks say they like British accents obviously referring to RP and some provincial wurzel cries about there not being one British accent as if anyone cares about how some farmers talk.