I suffer in Rohan

>i suffer in Rohan

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tf rohan is a popular name for boys here in india

come to think of it Rohan is a shithole, like it's more of a village than a city

Gondor is fucking 150 years ahead of them

what a fucking shithole lmao. Muh kingdom, bet they all smell of horse shit

VGH

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Rohan is based on Poland, Gondor is supposed to be Vienna

flashback of me as a kid not overthinking the fact that Rohan looks like a shithole village with 150 inbred inhabitants and actually being able to enjoy the movie.

I wish I was strong muscular Uruk-Hai with dark skin, I'd go into that stupid village and kill all sissy beta males then impregnate their whorish women and they would cry because they'd have to give a birth to my offspring but then I lock them all up in a barn and set it on fire

thats accurate though arent they mostly pastoralist horse fuckers?

Tell me your name, horsefucker, and I shall tell you mine

this
Rohan is just a tchatched barn where brigands drink in reek and their brats roll on the floor with dogs

Rohan was based on alternative version of Anglo-Saxon history and Gondor on Byzantine Empire
Tolkien himself stated it

Based.

uruk-hais don't have dicks m8

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>"king" theoden
>rules over 9 barns on a hill

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no wonder they are angry all the time

>Tolkien himself stated it
[Citation needed]

Zig Forumsfags never learn

What do they eat?

It's pretty retarded considering how big their army is. Rohan probably has more cities but the capital ought to be bigger than that.

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meant for

horse

Just like the ancient Israelite kings

dude that's Whiterun not Rohan

What do they drink?

horse

How do they increase their population?

SEX SEX SEX

that’s basically every man in Rohan though, and they’re a spread out population probably mostly living on homesteads or in small villages. Edoras should have been bigger and a bit more grand tbf but obviously they didn’t have an endless budget
In general though I’d say Middle Earth seems sort of depopulated but that’s because in the Hobbit and LOTR their parties are moving through very underpopulated areas especially the area surrounding the Shire itself is basically empty outside of Bree

it's actually Italy
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Letter_to_Jennifer_Brookes-Smith_(28_July_1955)
>Subject(s): Replying to a letter written in March, Tolkien apologises for having been busy.[2] Among the subjects Tolkien discusses in the letter are the production of the Appendices and map for The Return of the King and an impending trip to Gondor: Pelargir and Lossarnach - identified as Italy: Venice and Assisi.[1]

Extra retarded considering they live in a barren mountain shithole with no trace of agriculture

uhhh... h-horse?