I want to immigrate there. How do I go about doing that?
I want to immigrate there. How do I go about doing that?
Marry an american landwhale
Bedding and then wedding an American woman would be the easiest way.
Why?
inject corn syrup into your veins
On a student visa, maybe?
Just go on vacation to a sanctuary city and never leave
That only works for third worlders. A Brit like me would look pathetic sliding in girls DMs for citizenship purposes.
I've wanted to move to the US my whole life.
I hate the UK, every god forsaken corner of this country. It is not my kind of place.
Again, only works for thirdies. You ever watch those "border police" shows? Most of the people getting pulled up for minor infringements and deported from the US seem to be British. It's like you guys have a vendetta against us and want to do anything possible to keep us out. It makes me upset.
what do you hate about it
Are you sure you won't consider some other part of the British commonwealth that has easier requirements to move there?
If you're going to move to the US, you need to choose a cold rainy area with a high white population and low crime. I suggest looking into Maine
just get a job here apply for permanent residency and live here for 10 years is that so god damn hard?
my father watches them and insults everyone who gets caught
god what a beautiful flag
A lot of things
>social culture (people are extremely cynical and depressing here)
>oppressive class system (i am white working class, the lowest of the low in UK)
>politics (nanny statism and big government are supported by all british parties)
>weather
>landscape
>general feeling of backwardness and irrelevance. nothing happens here
I've felt like this my whole life. I wanted to leave the UK at age 7 or 8. By 10 I decided I'd probably feel most at home in the US. At 24, I still feel the exact same way. I will never like this country, I've just accepted it. I was literally "born in the wrong country".
>It is not my kind of place.
So why's that then. Go on, humour us.
it's better to be poor in UK than the US, even Americans will tell you this.
surprise: you are a third wolrder too
Have you ever even visited the US? Grass is always greener on the other side
>>general feeling of backwardness
>thinks usa will be better
amazing
1. Marry an American
2. Get an employer to sponsor you
3. Get a school to sponsor you
That’s it.
See I've felt like this as long as I remember. I wondered when I was younger if it might just be a rebellious phase, and if I might grow to like the UK. At 24 I realise it'll never be the case. In fact I hate this country more and more with each passing year.
>it's better to be poor in UK than the US, even Americans will tell you this.
That's complete and total bullshit. Privately educated and middle/upper class people have an absolute strangehold on government, culture, the arts and any remotely elite profession in the UK. There's nothing even comparable in the US.
yeah ive got to be honest i don't get this mate.
i moved here from australia and can say that here is a lot better, and it's certainly a lot more civilised than the usa
>no freedom of speech
>more civilized
Get money or an education
Wait until Biden win
You won’t get through to him, he doesn’t know what he’s going into.
>someone gets shot
classic
And you’re from where originally?
>In fact I hate this country more and more with each passing year.
Why?
technically nz but I never lived there
>i moved here from australia
Australia is also a big government nanny state, maybe even worse than the UK in some respects. So you probably don't even notice or care about the things that I hate about this country.
Because all the problems I listed here get worse every year.
why does it disgust you exactly ?
poor people in america die of curable illnesses because they have shit jobs and can’t afford insurance, and also after spending time there you’ll come to realise everything is fake, especially the people
t. lived there for 5 years
To be fair, I think a lot of people end up feeling disillusioned with their country regardless of where they live.
what do you mean by fake
You’ve never lived here.
people are generally overly kind and forced but all the time and it’s exhausting keeping up appearances there
idk, man. Sure there hazguns and it doesn't rain s'much, but both parties still fuck the white working class here or in bongland.
yeah i have x, northern california
>inb4 nooio commifornia the heckin silicon valley democrats thats not real america
yes but it is and in fact it’s the most prevalent part there is so shut up yank
No you didn’t. There’s no need to LARP just to spite the Americans.
why do guns make anything about america better
Have you actually visited America?
it was a shithole lol
Thailand tier