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i'm sorry do they not have crabs in maine? get a fucking grip

sneed

only when your mom goes there on vacation...

horrible OP you forgot to write the countries out you ignoramus

lobster season is pretty much year round in Maine, crab season is in the fall I think

babby's first /cum/ thread

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sorry sorry, i will next time.

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LOL

Florida best state ngl

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/cum/, have I ever told you guys how much I hate hurricanes? I was down in Louisiana for TWO of them. I'll never go down to that shithole again!

Thinking about becoming sexually immoral and impregnating as many women as I can (consensually) before getting arrested

>going to the south, ever

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I really like being in the presence of pretty girls. I like the smell of their perfume and look at their cute faces. But I feel like I am burdening them with that presence.

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no i used condoms with 2 of them and just had shitty smelling lube/sweat mixture on my pubes. the first one wasn't that bad, which is why i tried it again after.

Where can I find a qt thich thigh'd gf?

you are. now give us some alone time

you should take the PrEP pill and go bleach a swath of africa. be like that french dude who impregnated 600 women.

when i was growing up, people always joked about how men's bathrooms were disgusting and vile, and women's bathrooms were little wonderlands. after attending first year university in a dorm with unisex bathrooms, i realized we have separate bathrooms because women's bathrooms are revolting. i don't know how this is even possible, but very routinely there were significant amounts of stinky period blood smeared all over everything; idk if they were taking used tampons as paintbrushes or what, but sometimes it was pooled so i assume it had to be dumping diva cups and spreading it around. these schizo bitches were smearing shit on stuff etc as well. because it was unisex, they had toilets with floor to ceiling cubicles and there were about 5 toilets w/ no urinals per bathroom, and we'd have to play toilet roulette popping the doors open to see which one wasn't covered in bodily fluids (usually all were out of commission but one)

the only upside was that it was very easy to fuck in the showers

I live down here...
Better than up north.

>mom is watching uncut 60 minutes interview
>mention that the woman is a circle, and circles are X percent of the population
>walk out of the room

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I mean you were fucking them in the ass

i consider it but somewhere like china or latin america where my kids will not be killed immediately

it's delicious

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brasil is calling you brochacho

didn't really have a choice. i wanted to get over a certain fetish and diving right in was the only way.

>china
They would be killed immediately.

I know somebody who wants to move there if biden wins and have 10 kids with a fat assed brazilian woman so maybe ill visit him one day and impregnate all favelas

FUCK THE DODGERS

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who's the windowlicker posting in the old thread?

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looks ok mr seoul

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looks the exact same as any other nasty fast food chink restaurant

hey, you got it. NGL kinda fun telling someone fucking 3400km away what to eat and they do it

Now write an 800-word essay on its taste.

You should pull some DNA2 style Mega-Playboy shit where you impregnate 100 women and your offspring will also impregnate 100 women each and so on and eventually these Mega-Playboys cause the overpopulation of the earth so a QT from the future has to travel back in time to stop you

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Hello white people

There aren't any white people here.

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You're in the wrong general

Isn't it early in the morning over there?

/cum/ is full of CHIs and Quebecois. No White Pipo here...

This circle molested boys around 10.

I am white

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5 more days.

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I'm a nig though...

reminder that the hooligans are dead :((((((((

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reckon she'd be a great fuck

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>wikipedia
Cheater! CHEATER!!

it's probably for the best

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It'll do ya

>have nothing to do
>stay up til 8am for no reason
>have a bunch of uni bullshit to do
>i'm tired i want to go to bed at 8pm
many such cases

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hello my indian friend how are you today

nooooo the mom wanted to keep them in their tortured existence indefinitely as pets :(

>indiana

watching nausicaa valley of the wind

>I know somebody who wants to move there if biden wins and have 10 kids with a fat assed brazilian woman
hell of a plan

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My friend works at a car wash and he just sent me a video of him calling someone a nigger lmao

Blanket warmth is really nice

How long does the depression usually set in after drinking? I drank last night and wasn't terribly depressed until this evening.

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is it cold up there yet?

day two

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you have to find the right level to avoid it, and if it starts hitting you double down. why do you get depressed when drinking? "depressant" means it lowers your cns function, not that it makes you depressed.

Oh yea I went out earlier tonight. It's really chilly out there

gonna play gothic, then gothic 2, then gothic 3