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trump just won the election

nickocado claims he's going vegan now, so he posted a video of him eating a bunch of taco salads that had sour cream

I'm lonely and don't know how to talk to people let alone even find them

Rays will tie the series tonight

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inshallah

>have horrendous braps
>can't shit
what is going on

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every time i see threads about space exploration i always CTRL+F "relativity"

it's almost never mentioned, why are space nerds so retarded? interstellar space travel is impossible

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how to make money? im a 30 year old man child with 0 dollars

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given that you have 0 dollars your only option is to get a job, or collect welfare

ive been trying to get on welfare but its just not happening no trump bux either and i dont have any form of transportation i live 45 fucking miles out in the middle of nowhere with no vehicle. i know im beyond fucked out here. oh well

sNEED

Made a thread

i assume you live with your parents and that's how you're able to survive with no job
have you considered things like offering neighbours help with odd jobs?

could cut grass, shovel snow, help people move heavy shit, yard work, clean gutters, etc
then eventually you'll have enough money to buy a car

okay dude get this i take care of the neighbors farm they have like 30 cows but ive never once been paid for it they technically own the property my dad rents so they expect it from us. is that fair? should i say something about it the old man just says its their farm so we should help but yeah i do it for free

>but yeah i do it for free

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how much time do you spend doing this? yeah i'd ask him to pay you, and offer to help out more

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Why's he look weird here?

i dont do it very often its not daily maybe once or twice a week ill spend a day out there but maybe ill ask them next time. theyre in their 80s so idk they just make me feel weird about it

yeah i'd explain your situation to them and see if they'd be willing to hire you full time

always wondered how i can be so poor yet never have a problem getting women hmm

how old are you?

28 almost 30

you're reaching the end of that being viable, enjoy the few years you have left

>born to early to have a robot wife
Feels bad

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John Diefenbaker just won the election

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Is it that hard for poor dudes in their 30s to fuck women? I'm assuming he's mostly talking sex and not love.

Listening to white people music (Mr Brightside)

is it true that prisoners in jails ranked as level 5 will be excuted when America begins a war?

the quality of woman you can pull will decrease drastically after that age and it may not be worth it anymore
if you look young though you could probably keep banging 25 year olds into your mid 30s

sorta depends what kind of social scene you're into as well, i have a friend who was still hooking up with punk rocker chicks into his early 30s

just got a poutine from mcdonalds with extra gravy and cheese

I haven't heard about this

I just thought a lot of straight women liked that age difference thing.

>I just thought a lot of straight women liked that age difference thing.
they like it when it comes with the benefits of being older
if you're as much of a bum as a 20 year old it doesn't have the same appeal

if you get corona symptomless, it is eugenic to spread it among the population. you are simply getting rid of the defective people who cant survive it. think about it logically.

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Yes its true you need to be at least level 6 to survive the purge, only a few days left to grind, thankfully exp is doubled until the end of the month.

I haven't heard about this, but I doubt it. Usually it takes a long time for a decision about an execution to be made.

A lot of co-morbidities aren't specific hereditary defects. Everyone gets old, 30-40% of the population is fat, and about half of adults develop some kind of cardiovascular disease.