just went up to my mom and i was like "ligma" and she didn't say anything so then i said "ligma balls" and broke out laughing, she still didn't say anything. laid the flowers down on her grave and left the cemetery.
/brit/
Henry Campbell
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my knob is like pinocchio's nose except instead of getting longer when i lie it gets longer when i see sexy ladies
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dull yank post
Lincoln Morgan
women be shopping
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190 is probably the most racist person here
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Connor Thompson
it's called a graveyard you fucking yank
Jayden Myers
Its all so tiresome
Leo Diaz
>mom
it's called a mum you stupid yank
Carson Cruz
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Anthony Campbell
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sucking a nigger through a lead pipe
Samuel Moore
>yard with graves in let's call it a graveyard yeh
why are britishers so witless
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Jacob Myers
why haven’t the BNP made a comeback
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Parker Hall
How do I know if a girl like me or just wants to be friends?
Levi Davis
Went to Tescos to buy socks and got arrested
Connor Flores
stephanie lazarus?
yeah its kino. they knew it was her but she was a police officer so they pretended they needed to talk to her about somehing private about a case they were working on. then got her to the cells of their police dept and suddenly switched it up and said we need to talk about your ex-bf and his dead wife from 30 years ago.
imagine that feeling.
Dominic Morgan
FOY
Julian Jackson
cemetery is acceptable in BrE
Samuel Gomez
>aahhh he's being mean to me better fire up my pathetic banter again
Charles Myers
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Thomas Miller
the only true way to know is if you ask her
as cliche as that sounds, there are sometimes gyals who just want attention, some that are flirty with everyone and someone who ignore guys they like
you just don't know till you ask my g
Caleb Myers
did you guys vote yet?
Isaac Turner
whats the name of the goth guy in texas that looks fucked, makes wands and youtube videos?
want to check in on my boy
Jordan Diaz
yeah i voted leave
Jaxon James
unelectable
Jayden Nelson
Imagine finding out a colleague you've worked with for years secretly killed someone in the 80s
Isaiah Cox
You need to take a long look in the mirror.
Easton Turner
lost their way since nick griffin pissed off
Hudson Cook
What would I say?
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did you win?
Brody Moore
Business idea
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reckon they are now after we were subjected to america’s BLM election fallout
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not enough cooking videos
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Adam Murphy
what are some rorke dogwhistle phrases i can use that aren't explicitly racist?
Justin Garcia
it's actually offensive to attribute a random English word to American English when it's not the case
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business idea we have gay sex
Jacob Hill
i really don't know now with covid ngl
just take your own initiative, and don't ask directly, be indirect about it.
Nicholas Lee
it'd be weird, i suppose.
but imagine killing someone in the 80s and then going to work one day 30 years later and being questioned about it and then arrested.
she probably hadn't even thought about it since the 90s.