What's the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you?
What's the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you?
I posted in the most cringe thread on int.
I peed myself at a summer camp
i have bad memory so i don't remember but i will cringe over normal daily situations that probably weren't cringe
I asked a lesbian girl to prom without knowing she was lesbian.
Lesbians don't exist, stop enabling the delusions of the mentally ill
> lesbian
It's the way to sneakily decline you, bro, lesbians aren't real
i think i'm into lesbians as well :(
Apparently she had actually been out as a lesbian for a few years before, I just didn't know because I don't talk to people.
same person?
I doubt it, theirs so many nowadays.
Wanking in the dorm room at school, someone knocks on my door. I pull my pants up and open the door, a new guy wants to shake my hand but my right hand is filled with cum so i stretch out my left arm instead. He looks at me weird because he has already stretched out his right arm
Did he notice the cum?
coming out of my mother's vagina like what I was thinking
yeah im pretty sure he did
I meant what was I thinking this post doesn't even make sense now fuck God if you're real just kill me
Shouldn't the cum be on your belly ?
No because i had not cummed yet. My hand was wet with cum because of fapping
>I had not cummed yet
>my hand was wet with cum
i was in a chairlift, in the next chairlift there were two hot girls screaming "hello! how are you?", i answered thinking that they were talking to me, but instead they were trying to speak with some chads in the uncoming chairlift, a female friend was sitting with me and she burst into laughs .
it still hurts
Umm user you know about pre cum right?
based guy in blue
>I farted in bar to some girl who wanted to have sex with me
>Now i understand i don't need to be shame of it because there's always more shameful things others have done.
I have now redeemed myself.
My whole life up to this day is one long episode of embarassing moments I wouldn't wish to anyone on this Earth.
I'm circumcised so I always have to use lube, so no I've never noticed that before.
this fucking thread
one day i brought a hot girl home. i had been trying to have sex with her for months and i finally could be with her alone at home.
when we were at it, she sucked my dick and got impressed by my size, so everything was going great. until i finally penetrated her and i cummed in a few seconds. she didn't make a big deal out of it thinking that i would get hard again, and we would keep fuck. but i was so much of a virgin that i only had one condom, so it was petty much over. she left me for good after that time.
start a fight with some idiot who was acting douche with some girls idk and my crush , and not only lose the fight badly but losing too the tinyest chance to have a relation with my crush, i never start or participated in any fight since then
Are all Argentinians autistic ?
>be me
>first day as a freshman in high school
>sitting in English class doing icebreakers
>have to take out computers to fill out some online form
>mine is a massive hand me down laptop my dad gave me
>kid next to me noties and says, "thats a huge computer!"
>"Thanks"
>neither of us say anything for the rest of class
Definitely not the worst in this thread but it always bugs me
God I feel bad for this, literally never had a chance desu
had same situation, luckily had two