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r/teenagers

gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambie the jeanie, robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lopan superman every single power ranger, bill s. preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

humiliated a reddit commenter so hard they deleted their post

going to try and redpill the proto-gf
she has met jewish people who have allegedly survived the holocaust so it might be tricky

Recently posted on /lgbt/ because I had some questions for trannies. They called me a faggot and tried to gaslight me into thinking I was gay

Zig Forumsboys are cuter than /lgbt/rannies

it did happen, the new zealend child made a Zig Forums post about it

Mental how the LGB all despise the T haha

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Any Norf men here?

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based

je suis samuel paty

would you rather live to 90 in ancient times before we had modern problems like carpal tunnel and pollution or 50 in modern times where we have video games and anime?

that's just cgi

>gaslight
Wish a real woman would do this to me.

Antipodean power hour in effect

>leader of the neo Ottoman Empire can’t take light banter from 60 yo litteral children

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rorke making no objections

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theres a bunch of nig riots in america again *yawn* what else is on

mad how trees just shut down for the winter

so was the blowjob your mother gave me last tuesday

No.
I'm Scoto-Teuton

reddit.com/r/trees
what are you on about

Heh

Ecology idea - trees that don't lose their leaves in winter

nobody actually cares about trees moron. why would you even post that

favourite tree? for me it's the oak tree, your thoughts??

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All of our native trees are evergreen. If a tree here loses its leaves in the winter, it's a filthy forener

seething cope

no she liked it said it was the bet penetration has felt
>i've never had sex with a non-asian
embarrassing lad
she had pink nipples and fanny

Uk government has just announce increacesd african and South asian immigration to help with the aginh population

Fuck off

more of a willow man myself

*changes the channel again*

i love the part where you wasted some digi’s

Tolkien already coined that one with Malorns

exactly because that never happened either

Oak

Im the Scots language it's aik as it was in the anglo-saxon.

just a nap init. their lifespans are greater than ours

Comic Relief has called for "no more white saviours" so British foreign aid is to be cancelled in its entirety and diverted to are NHS

I like the ones that smell like cum when their flowers bloom (oriental

what you on about lad? girls cry when sex is good too

Big fan of the venerable yew

Long live francs brother

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Has all this actually achieved *anything* yet? Has there been a single positive change as a direct result of all the BLM reeeeing? Even the cop that knelt on Floyd probably won't get a murder charge

*changes back*
Soon by 2030 4 million immigrants will come to the uk each year.

Wanking to some porn

reckon 90
as long as my quality of life was decent and the booze and hallucinogenic mushrooms were plentiful t b h

for me? the redwood (99 woodcutting bvll)

Stfu kufar dog

Gingko I think, they are cool looking I like the leaves but they don't plant the stinkers here because we're not stupid

Might watch some anime soon

i think ill have a wank

Wanking to some trees

got wood?

the pet rat

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Still don't get why Muslims get so upset with depictions of Mahomet even though it happened in the past

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gone into a Tier 3 wank

hand in glove is such a fucking tune

watch vtubers or else

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At the nut stage personally

in my experience only after they cum which is bizarre and they should be embarrassed

Why is this n*gga on fire?

Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?

got an interview tomorrow for some nonsense job at the council
need a decent joke in case they ask for one what have you got /brit/?

bloke goes to the doctor, says "Doctor, I've got five bollocks"
"Five bollocks?!" he goes, "five bollocks, how do your pants fit?"
"Like a glove!"

Guy came up to me and said "Americans are a bunch of violent racist drug addict criminals"
I said "Yeah, but I still don't like 'em"

fucking vile nonce freak
there is no way a person would enjoy watching crap like that if they weren't a socially stunted retard

...

It's a damn shame some weeb from new zealand doesn't care for me

Ornamental pear

would beat my son senseless if I caught him watching this shit

told someone i was schizophrenic today for pity even though i'm not really

that's what I call mine

if the queen had balls she’d be the king

Super Saiyan