So how many languages can you speak user?

define speak

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Your eyebrows didn't look so big on your profile :(

Why do slags dress like that, id think it be a cute date until i scrolled down

Solo una, abominio cosmico

this is a uglier version of my gf
wtf

more than you do :^)

5 if you count English, Ancient Greek, and Latin.

French, English and German. I'd like to learn a new one but I hesitate between Dutch, Russian and Finnish.
Also, what is an ugly brit like you doing here?

rape rape rape

Spanish mother language.
English C2
French A2

why are british women always so ugly?

Inbreeding. East eruopean migration was improving the situation but, oh well.

Maisie is cute. She has a genuine natural beauty about her. Her personality more than makes up for any perceived ugliness. Why do Americans have such distorted views on what women should be like?

luv this bint, would luv a go on her gash

cope

We’re literally one of the least inbred places on Earth thanks to all the migration between the countryside and cities brought about by the Industrial Revolution.

Your brain is fried by porn and negrified media.

made for BBC

All part of being an islander, isn't it?

why do yuros always bring up black men?

No, not really. Britain is quite a large island with millions of people living on it. The population is more than large enough to sustain itself without resorting to inbreeding.

Iceland on the other hand...

>t.Maisie

She’s a 4/10 wearing makeup, that’s being fair.

3, spanish, english and latin. But I wouldn't touch you whore.

Vade retro in speluncam tuam monstra horribile.

It infests every aspect of American culture. You’re blind to it because you’re American but to outsiders you all seem to worship black culture.

non your business tityless bitch

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
>"H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?"
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>"YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>"FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!"
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>"ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?"
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
>"I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!"
>"I’m sorry, madam, we don-"
>"I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!"
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>"JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?"
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw

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Westrobothnian, Swedish and English.

youre really knowledgeable and into blacks, are you sure youre ok?