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thankyou to the brave polis for getting this cunt off are streets edish

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first for poo

why always labour? tories do the same shit

/brit/ is a poo general

>Never sharing any of their info.
yeah because they'd know it was you and it'd be mutually assured destruction
the people i have dox on are completely oblivious

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*labor

I miss Netto

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Also have to say that the six /brit/ lads who contacted me on Facebook are surprisingly normal(excet for one maybe). Travel around. Photos wrh friends, girls. Now it must be a biased sample as only the boldest would reach out. But there are normies here which is cool.

remember some lad posted his CV here years ago and did a shite job of hiding his name
found him on Facebook after a couple of tries but never posted his name or anything
STATE of that lad, hope he’s doing alright now

dislike the ambience of the UK these days
specially in autumn / winter

Fuck off its a /piss/ general, pooposter cope

Mad how many bad mood cunts there are in warehouses. Second week in and I'm sick of the place and all the depressed older people taking it out on temporary staff

meowww

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Harry Truman ova here. It's not 'mutually assured destruction', it's being a decent person.

really missing 190 lads. need his cock rammed down my throat sharpish

its nice, but when its everyday cold and wet, can get a bit depressing

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it's definitely that sombre trudge to Christmas already, and with nothing worth doing in the run-up either

To the guy wanting to order Chinese

Just go for kung po chicken with egg fried rice. Or Szechuan chicken

yeah but if you doxxed them then they could dox you straight back, or since you've already been doxxed, they could probably just report your various sex crimes to the rozzers

I don't. I never saw anybody smile in a netto

is it fuck. can piss posters summon any image that can rival something like this?

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Bao

if you like normies why don't you just chat in the normie whatsapp groups you're in

big fan of cat posting

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what a beast aha

why does the australian labor party use the yank spelling but australians normally use the british spelling labour for the word itself

Visited a few times and did quite like it, and would also be a great base from which to explore the Highlands (something I've been meaning to do for ages, but never got round to). Has the same problems with being a bit far from friends/family though

Had a quick browse on RightMove and there's one-bed places available for ~£170k, nothing special but I don't really need that much. That would be a mortgage repayment of ~£600, which I'm guessing is cheaper than the rental cost?

few lads have been doxxed for posting youtube links from saved playlists

Sweet Jehovah

yeah I like how the taper has drawn on the pan like a crayon x

really can't handle rejection at all
i got rejected to join a club in this online game i play and i've been feeling like shit about it all day

please dont come here.
there are far too many colonists already.

I was never doxxed cretin. As for my sex crimes I have paid my dues to society and learned a valuable lesson. Not fair to bring this up like this.

you toilet trained your horse? based

*pisses up your trouseleg as you stand there mouth agape* you were saying mate???

How the fuck does a Double Cheeseburger cost 3.59 euros at McDonald's?!

>Portugal is cheap

because you can't write long, flowery stories about defecation to people you know IRL without them getting concerned

weird how i wouldn’t even mind getting doxxed on boards like Zig Forums or /his/
you cunts are just mean

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>poortugal

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Why has every nice city in the UK made Harry Potter a part of its branding?
You go to Edinburgh or York and every other bloody shop is Harry Potter themed.

Not much to say except grow a pair

I want to tongue Emma Watson’s pink puckerhole.

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think they are like £2.50 here or something

There was a huge Harry Potter themed Christmas celebration in Bangkok last year. Which was ironic.

is emma yank mentally ill or multiple people

what does harry potter have to do with edinburgh or york?

screaminggggg

a little from column A, a little from column B

he’s 100% one guy and an absolute freak at that
no doubt in my mind

that's what I'm saying
it's weird

for me its albanian uk drill
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Oh go fall off a balcony you obese wastrel.

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Sorted

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haha yeah mate

fuck off you cretin

Back from a three day ban

need a gf who makes me call her mummy and suck on her boobies

no lol a double cheese burger used to be £1.29

might be £1.50 now

virgin freak

Lil guy

ffs going to the pub with my mate later
he's such a dull person
spose I'll have to carry the conversation as usual

Better be some butter and Honey on those crumpets or I'm calling the tranny janny.

Am in shock because it's £1.59 in Balham

Oh the ironing

Lush

same
got banned for spamming after posting two (2) images of poos in toilets
new janny is a right arsehole

Had respect for sasha baron cohen when he was apolitical now don't even want to watch borat 2. The underlying ideology is everything. Hence why Rogan is the real deal.

was having a wank but just gave up on it, wasnt feeling it at all

bored now, could just sleep and leave it at that if im honest

my bad, thought he was on about those new triple ones

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woke up really horny earlier with a boner so i just flopped it out and started wanking but i was still groggy so i drifted back to sleep after a few tugs

I'm not considering Scotland as an even remotely serious possibility, but I'll gladly support your (failing) economy with my tourism bux at some point of the future xx

>his previous stuff never had any politics in it!
brainlet

you know if you clear cookies and turn the router off for 5 minutes the ban goes?

*turns away from the entire thread and talks to someone else*

might buy a nazi flag and ironically hang it up in my room

penis burns for a bit every time i coom when drunk
never happens any other time
very strange

2 fit birds on the chase lads

Yeah but we were 13 and didn't notice it back then.

Mad that some posters are so mentally warped that they can't even talk about crumpets without bringing up trannies, absolute state

>scotlands economy is failing
alri

Tried that, didn't work.

Gf has massive boobs could be very mommy vibe but shes so submissive
I think most women are subs

*taps you on the shoulder* sorry hadn't finished

then you should have left if for 10 minutes.

for me? it’s just turning airplane mode on and off again
janman has no power yet he STILL does it for free

USA election next week lads
Wil Big Don triumph again?

*glasses thee*

not British culture

Got very good at carrying conversations when I used to go out with my boring mate for a couple months because all my other mates fucked off

Even the left are getting sick of Biden
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seriously hope so
haven’t been following it in the slightest so no idea what his chances are, but I hope he wins

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Fair enough for borat 1 (which was overshadowed by the novelty and the memes) but ali g wasn't that one sidedly political.

>I think most women are subs
yep
>A 1995 study indicates that 71% of heterosexual males preferred a dominant-initiator role,[1] and 89% of heterosexual females who are active in BDSM expressed a preference for a submissive role, suggesting a preference for a dominant male.[2][3]

If you went independent you'd barely last a week before you came back begging cap in hand to Westminster sunshine. When the North Sea oil runs out you're toast

always give change or fags to the homeless me