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leftypol simply won't rest until the whole country is a cross between a slum in karachi and a shanty village in burkina faso

been rewatching the sopranos but been skipping almost all of the family shite
already on season 4
this show has too much shite filler

omg my cow is such a character look at him the nutter!!!

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*clatters you two footed from behind*

Same

Whaey

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>blonde hair but dark eyes
Dropped immediatly

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moving to Ukraine

goof

Imagine what the private conversations of the Chinese government are like, must be loving the past few years

city mongs trembling at cows
you all do it

waiting for this lad to post his willy
hope he's not having us on xx

every day the establishment of my own country accuses me of racism simply for the colour of my skin

fucking SCREECHING

the guy recording this is much more pathetic than him

well it’s a good chance their man (Joe Biden) will win

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my mate jumped into a farmers garden and put a condom on a yaks horn it was hilarious

had a bird try the cock cage thing on me but then i saw her in a pair of tights and my cock DEMOLISHED the cage as it sprung to life, engorged and as turgid as a courgette. Enormous it was. The metal of the cage shattered and splintered and BLINDED her in both eyes but she was so turned on she demanded i shag her through the tights after ripping them open so i did.

my willard CANNOT be contained.

pirating VSTs is a fucking hassle as it is imagine having to make accounts on every single website and buy this shite
would take years

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Your daily reminder that the British state is an illegitimate occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population.

Chicken tendies for din dins.

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Dunno if I will. Only 2 people responded. 2 Yous isn't worth a ban imo

>'whooooaaaa ching chung chang wang wong'
>'huyyyaaaa ching ching ding dang'
>'cawaaaaa hung hooong'
>*audible laughter*

actually mental how detached people from the city are to the countryside
the ban on hunting was ENFORCED on us

duet of sterling posts

finished resident evil 7 yesterdayit was good
finishred residen tevil 3 a few days before it was shite

good thing about ableton is the instruments and effects are so good you don't need any extra

Ahah

absolute BELTER of a post

for good reason

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Kellow bongs, a mong here.

>imagine having to simp for a whale as a manlet

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How to fix Britain

1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)
2. zero gravity bollock extermination
3. death penalty for my nards
4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)
5. declare having intact scrotums illegal
6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)
7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs
11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)
13. national scrote bashing is mandatory
14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts
16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI
17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles
18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)
19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads
20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum
22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides
23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)
25. Abolish my testicles

/brit/ is a tights general

shan’t be reading this literal dissertation

Some kids do av em haha xx

The City-Man stands tall for foxes, our animal friends without a voice.

does killing a small fox make you feel manly rorke

>engorged and as turgid as a courgette
brill

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lads guess what i just found out.........

wait for it....

hamsters are illegal in australia

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was reading about enoch powells rivers of blood speech out of curiosity after seeing him mentioned on here.

according to wikipedia over 80% of the public agreed with him when he made that speech.

now look at the country. every major settlement has a mini pakistan of religious fanatics who hate britain and have their crimes covered up by the state

that doesn’t sound very hilarious honestly

might move to the west bank

good. cant be having another cane toad situation happen there.

they're shit pets anyway

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what him and mosley predicted has literally happened, we are right in the middle of it

the reverbs in ableton don't sound as good as valhalla shimmer to me and things like slate + ash cycles, output portal or satin tape emulator don't really have an equivalent i think

yeah cause they'd do well in the wild and fuck up ecosystems
quite sensible really. reckon we need to shape up on biosecurity and the likes

Joe Rogan x Alex Jones 3.0

would

shut up nerds

Prime Minister Doja Cat

thinking about chubby blondes
best kind

Highly doubt it was a yak

good lad x

Submitted my postal vote for Tulsi

yeah to be fair the one effect im not too impressed with is the reverb

I am fucking crying, thank you lad

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think i might have given you a bj in liverpool b&m a while back

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-53349929

friendly reminder covid only exists in the tabloids

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

why is it curved

did a poo in a postbox the other day and I got caught by some bloke waiting for the bus
neither of us really knew what to do so I pulled up my trolleys and ran away. I had no time to wipe in the panic so I had a sore bumhole for the rest of the day
might start doing these things at night instead. much lower risk of intrusion by peeping toms

it had long hair and big horns

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felt this pain in my heart

based dad

What's the average age here?

Highland cow probably, definitely not a yak

Judging by the content, 12 years old

got a bit of a sore head and a runny nose

fuck off nonce

poor dad. imagine how much it hurts his soul to know he failed as a father.

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might6 move to the pooo bank

is brit usyk or jizora?

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18

35

why does he have marshmallow teeth

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got a cadbury's caramel thing i shall be eating later

100% guarantee it was a yak it was like a hairy tank with a bright yellow condom on its horn

it's about 23 but I bring up the average as I'm 103

pooey nigger lad

its a gum shield

69

actually mad reading his wikipedia how much he'd actually achieved in life, army vet, spoke 14 languages, professor of ancient greece etc.

how did our political class get to have such weak CV's

Sounds like a highland cow to me

mad how there were barely any trannies about 10 years ago and now every sad sack becomes one
totally natural