/brit/

'e-girl'

she literally has the most watched tik-tok with her doing an M to the B impersonation

M to the B is so /brit/ culture that you're an actual fool if you don't know who she is

she isn't just some spastic onlyfans runt who gets her snatch out for a few quid, she's one of the most talented tiktok content creators about

Wew

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...

Spamming/flooding

That would make you 125% gay lad

dangerous

youtu.be/jdVso9FSkmE?t=10128
youtu.be/jdVso9FSkmE?t=10128
youtu.be/jdVso9FSkmE?t=10128

we're all in here

messaged someone when i was drunk like 3 days ago and theyve only just replied
totally forgot i even sent it lol

howling at the british phenotype

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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sucking a volkswagen golf

I’m 110% white

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If you wanna see some cute twinks go the the thinspo thread on /fa/ lads

dont like twinks i like burly types

rorke seething about rashford

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You a bottom?

Is that Paris Lees?

hot

some twat in the last thread seriously don't know what m to the b is and they post here

fuck off newfag

is this the same place?

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they are sometimes too thin

aarrgghhhh i neeeed to shag her

rorke switching over the channel when the local news shows a segment of a local sikh community giving out food for poor kids

suck ur mum, neek

LoL (lots of love)
have a nice day \brit

sorry I'm not a virgin freak like yourself

I don’t think I will never enjoy British banter. Maybe it’s a cultural thing but I simply don’t see the point in trying to walk that social tightrope between banter and just insulting someone, which inevitably turns into insulting anyway if you don’t have something clever to immediately say back. I’d rather just have a nice conversation with someone. Can’t go wrong with a nice conversation.

whats it to you x

the gf

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vintage shop manager is such a perfect job for sara. she's bee curating her flat like that forever. glas she found her calling.

doing a think

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*bends you over and spits on your butthole*

France lockdown
Germany lockdown
So much for make and all that worthless fuck shit

And yet people will still say they worked. Clowns. Lockdowns don't work either. Clowns. Fuck evropa

remember when hundreds of women and children were molested in cologne by muslims fresh off the boat and nobody did anything about it?

youtube.com/watch?v=FSjvlnneEto

there you go you absolute newfag

now thank me for spoon feeding you

wouldnt mind such an event

Not watching this tripe

if you live an envious life you deserve a swift death

as i said before: suck ur mum, neek

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

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Yeah their women liked it

that never happened rorke stop inventing scenarios to get upset over

remember my mate getting really really drunk and complaining to me saying "do you know how many more birds i'd have pulled if i was your height" and it's the only time i've ever heard or seen him being insecure about his height. he's shagged more than me fs haha

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many such cases. sad.

i shag fully clothed with my jacket and shoes on

*rubs my finger on your prostate*

this'll teach you

prefer not to say
classified info

you shouldn't even have to

if you were a proper /brit/ poster you'd know all about the blackpool grime scene

but you're a newfag

so fuck off

and there'll be many old vets who will back me up here

sex...

Just like getting naked by yourself, but with someone else

ooh la la!

did you shag after

I consider you a newfag, I've been on this site since 07

Go listen to your 'grime' shit

JUST FEED THE KIDS FFS RORKE

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Lol the Muslims don't need to boycott french products France has agreed to boycott their own entire economy lolol

no we're not bent.

sucking a crabbie's ginger beer

refer to:

can’t be bothered to remember the difference between estar and ser in Spanish might just use them interchangeably, it’s not like Spanish is a respectable language

read the power of now

why you speaking the spic tongue

should have, doesn't have to be bent

should I watch NGE

it casts a wide net but also the best girl memes make it seem like it's only for retards

Need a drink

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Soph Aspin mentioned

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useful here especially just to have on your resume

*lubes up my cock using your mouth and places it at your puckered little hole*

just raise the kids in staterun orphanages

>France, Italy and Germany going into lockdown

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disgusting.. im going to vomit

how the fuck are officemongs even worth their paycheck

literally, no LITERALLY me

proto-spic cunt

sorry she's not a 10 year old boy you fucking paedo

>young American first time homebuyers with nothing in savings
>"It's only 1300sqft, and the backyard is kind of small. It was built when? 1978? Kind of old too. But it'll do for now."
>British retirees with their life savings to spend on a down payment
>"This row house was only built during the seven years war, and even renovated during Benjamin Disraeli's tenure. And not only is it modern, but at 800sqft, it's spacious as well!

i’m british and i don’t like banter but i am also what is known as a virgin freak so perhaps that explains it

love interrogation kino

stayvuhn
steph lazarus 'well gee idk that was like 1m years ago'
chris watt: 'i just want those heckin kids to uh come home or whatever'

im emmett garcin and this is my pawn shop
i work here with my old man big goof

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When's the Thursday clap going to start again?

>one of the men running for president of the US has a crackhead son who not only shagged his dead brother's wife, but also his dead brother's underage daughter and took pictures of it all
what in the fuck is going on in america

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i like 18 year old boys..

I'm only like 30% gay. Earlier I had a wank to the idea of sucking off some cute boss guy for a job position.

Am I allowed in?

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what the fuck are you on about

kek

epic women moment

please be you.. british boys are so cute i want a british boyfriend ahhghhh

You said 25% earlier, you getting gayer?

thought they were just random whores and the family shit was right wing smear campaign. wheres the evidence thats its niece or sister in law

don't put yourself down
be the hero of your own story

Sounds pretty based to me. A true Roman for true Romans.

was watching her snap story the other day and she's such a bellend lmao

>ummmm do i buy this £850 coat ummmm?
>tries to sing ree why arent i a soprano
>eats a crisp not in one go but bites at it to maintain feminity because she's on snapstories

again?

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ye jcs is a good channel

simply cannot fathom following the life of a woman via social media
you utter husk of a man
fuck off

>wheres the evidence

nonce

why is this gay cypriot here

Zig Forums gimmicks
Love Zig Forums me, funniest board on this site.

add me on snapchat you cute twink

there's a picture where the sister in law is literally wearing the dog tags of the dead Biden brother while licking the living one's dick. there's also a censored picture of Hunter Biden standing in an open robe with his dick out, with a child in the background on a bed (fully dressed)

never been there once in my life x

too rights

stfu you are big girl

t. VF

I am utterly convinced 190 is a virgin