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*sighhhh* yet another American posting in the wrong thread.

hahaha imagine doing that in a public bog

quite relevant to the state of /brit/ today

british boys...

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fuck sake could someone make a non-indian edition

'kin 'ell that a serious plunger
not this lad's first time

I genuinely thought public bathrooms were primarily for sucking cock until I turned 20

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My goal isn't to get "big".
I don't have the body type for it. Ideally it would be somewhat similar to athletic on this chart.

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really janny? it was just a poo for fucks sake
about to heem that utter runtoid into next week.

Based and shitpoofartpilled

can't decide between
>WALLED
>you just know

jesus fucking christ this gives me butterflies
what's her name?

bearmode is the best
all twinks need to increase their calory intake tenfold

you just know...

*walks towards you*

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>noooooo janny let me post my poo folder

sad

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leaked photo of the janitor lads, get in quick

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the bf on the right. not even lying.

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for me its raw organic apple cider vinegar and still water or ceremonial grade macha green tea powder mixed with warm whole milk

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lets be positive de lads

is this priti patel? god she's gotten fat recently. i'd still fuck her raw fat or skinny.

eyes too close together, gives him the sub-deano look

what’s it like having to do it for free?

ive been called burly :p

I've been collecting for weeks now, janny doesn't appreciate the difficulties of archiving since his only (strictly unpaid) work is to remove things

St Rashford scored a hattrick

need a nice angloised middle class indian gf lads

Brits, is this the proper way to make tea?

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poo humor is unironically funny as fuck
seeing a toilet blasted in poo like OP's pic makes me howl

I only date other twinks

umm why are there still straight people in here

*cancer

Brad Pitt in Fight Club is the top physique and nobody can convince me otherwise

ikr this is gay central

24 but ive just got around to finding bathroom humor funny. constantly make poo jokes at work and around the 'rents.

based yank. please continue posting
I unironically boil water for tea in the microwave sometimes because the kettle is so noisy everyone expects tea/coffee and i'm a selfish cunt sometimes
Microwave is stealth mode.

uh oh /brit/

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Fond of the builtfat that everyone was back in the 1950s with their high saturated fat diets and relatively high levels of activity

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says the Filipino

Know more than one gay bogan but I can't really fathom the concept of a deano puff

Ancient Greeks and Romans honestly seem like a different species to us today

bodybuilders always use this quote to explain away their unnatural gym-going and use of performance enhancing drugs whereas the average greek looked like a young brad pit, very thin

why

crunching out a fresh chocolate log for de lads

pains in the left side constantly
it was nice knowing you /brit/
my time draws near on this mortal coil

>Know more than one gay bogan
send them my way x

twinks are smooth and smell nice, I don't like the hairy, sweaty, smelly ones

well sweaty is ok

poo posters are weirder than emmayank

what is the difference between
>but i did not have time for it
and
>i did not have time for it though
is one wrong?

intrusive suicidal thoughts again

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whos doing movember. low T scrotes need not apply

Lads have you ever had a bed like this? It's two single beds with two single mattresses. Contract said it would be a double bed but I am powerless against rentberg so I'll have to make do. How can I make it just like a double?

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>poo posters are weirder than emmayank

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both correct, both lack grammar though

no chance of a scruffy bush appearing on my face

Careful what you wish for

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ive always been told i smell good

anything smaller than a queen is an incel bed

>tfw nothing the UK does in the future will ever reach the illustrious heights of its history

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what zero pussy does to a MF

been told i smell of mulled wine and oranges

mustaches are for nonces

Warning: Cutie on the loose

Last seen: Browsing Zig Forums

Probably: reading this post right now

Description: it's you. You're the cuties. Place yourself under arrest immediately.

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whys there so much anime on netflix :O

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Put a queen sized mattress topper over the bed.

No need to sign your posts off mate it's all anonymous here

pooing this out right now

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lmfao based 190

crikey

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eating healthily is a female concept

same with all those indian movies and korean romance dramas
id imagine much cheaper than producing entire big budget shows

My mate told me I smell like the inside of computers and cigarettes once

fucking cheek

would you rim seasideMARK for a million quid

yea

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just once or to completion?

was skinny/ottermode before lockdown and now i'm skinnyfat approaching chubbyfat

glutton cope

why are you on Zig Forums
you must be a very ugly/mentally ill woman

Have sex and/or a poo

is he cute?

poo yank, this one's for you

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How? I literally can't get over 140lbs at 5'11

Got some new block out curtains degassing in my room and they smell of ripe cheese

i've fufufufufu fucking fooking followed through aind i lads
fuck me i've followed through my laaaads

watching ITV news and I'm meant to be sorry for refugees trying to get to Britain from France

why?

>Dislikes White Anglo Saxon Protestants
Based

i wake up, i sit at my desk, i work at my desk, i eat at my desk, i watch tv at my desk, i get drunk at my desk, i go to bed

repeat every day for 7 months and it happens

...

we've all been there

good form lad.
innit

poo.

I'm not a woman lol
I'm just not some fat pig with a terrible diet who copes about it

190 cocks munched

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eating well is a based concept

you: eating subway, space raiders and industrialised ready meals, washing it down with lucozade

me: eating pate, lobster bisque, confit duck, and well kept cheeses, washing it down with vintage burgundies

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here's a kleenex for your tears

I literally just do 40 push ups one day, 10 pull ups the next, 50 squats the next, etc

Takes Like 5 mins a day and I have a pretty tight body

no excuse

The ruling class deliberately introduced chemicals into the air and water after WW2 to weaken the working class.

brotherberg keeps asking to lend money lads

You spelt paste wrong

the video is gone?

subway's not really that bad for you desu

used to eat it literally every day when i had a glitched subway app on my phone that never lost points (previously mentioned) and i lived directly above it at uni and the people that worked there never even asked about it

however i was smoking weed every day too which probably helped the ol' metabolism eh

I'm same as you mate but I've hit 67kg before and really all you need to do is eat. You should be stuffed full every day. It's a chore but then so is being a skinny runt.
I have no sympathy for you though, the UK has way better food and foodstores than this part of Europe. Every time I go back to my hometown I can get in 3.5k+ calories easily. Packing on almost a kilo a week if I really go at it.

im pretty high
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also my bfs movies is that fast moving thing

>got blackout drunk last night
>wake up this morning
>apparently i ordered a green morphsuit on amazon
Its arriving tomorrow
I could have done worse, I guess

Started a new job recently, multiple Romanian qts working there and I am incapable of doing anything about it.

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