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You guys aren't seriously in denial about your women lusting after french cock are you

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cursed edition

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Is there no easy way to get disposable pre-paid debit cards in the UK? Happy to buy them with my actual card, PayPal or (ideally) with cash in a shop. Don't give a monkeys if GCHQ or my bank take a sniff of it, I just need something that shields me from the online seller.

use a virtual credit card number retard

had some trouble have we lad?

is this the true new then?

ARE YOU AVIN A LAFF? IS 'E AVIN A LAFF?

They're in denial. As a Brit who has lived with French lads in typically international social circles I can tell you that all women fantasise about romantic French bvlls whispering words in their ear as they fill them up with med seed.

French aren't med though.

sort your life out mate

looks asian, not British

no he has shit eyes like me

It's normal for it to smell nice to you but getting hard from it? You're either a closet homo or extremely high t

Every credit card worth a damn allows you to make virtual cards with date and spend limits for over a decade now.

>she just sends onlyfans pics, not even personalized ones
screaming

wow, unfortunately for me sick has just projectile from my mouth unexpectedly upon opening that picture

i mean, that is disgusting, its fucking sickening, i will refer to IT as IT because IT is a fucking creature

IT looks like IT has fucking rickkets or some deformity, i mean IT must have a deformity from all that radiation poisoning that went directly to her head

IT looks like a crab from half life, you know what i mean? the fuckign head crabs, i can imagine her talking and the noise that headcraps made just comes out of ITS disgusting fucking mouth

IT makes me teeth wrench, so sickening really, fucknig honestly disgusting sight

ITS head look like hills have eyes mutant slash headcrab

if I ever saw IT walking down the street i would bash it in with a crowbar honestly, fucking mutated fuck

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you might just be gay

I also sniff my cock before a wank.

creasing lmao

i couldn’t really care less, but just factually speaking ive never heard a women say she likes french lads nor have the frenchmen ive known here shagged that much. i’ve honestly known more anglo-french couples where the man was english come to think of it

OH NO NO NO

But these will still reveal my name and (potentially) billing address like a normal card, won't they? It's basically the same for having an account with a different bank for the day. If I'm wrong, correct me, but the point of this is that I stay anonymous.

Funny how their women go for German guys though. Literally THE most classic european pairing.

When I was like 13-16 every time I would wank I would finish by lifting my dick over my mouth and literally cumming in my mouth

Like, the only benefit was easy cleanup wtf was I thinking

Not a fag and only fap to fit birds, mind you me balls are a bit stinky

Oh you want to commit a crime, not worried about having money stolen. I understand. What drugs are you trying to buy? Or a hooker?

Why would you buy drugs with prepaid cards you literal geriatric

You're bent

nah

Every english woman I've met has been a total whore for french guys and an 80% whore for german ones

I also eat my cum after every wank. Purely a cleaning thing.
Don't aim at my face mind. Not really flexible enough.

Hello cum breath

>Oh you want to commit a crime
Small imagination on you.

Only want to buy a bit of crypto if you absolutely must know.

Any good films for this evening. Watched one flew over the cuckoos nest last night. Solid 7/10

Tax evasion is a crime, Nigel.

I do this too
Everyone online calls me a freak but honestly I’ve been doing it so long it doesn’t phase me. Don’t even get any sort of thrill out of it.

what we playin brit

I was flexible enough to just get the tip in my mouth so it would go right in

Every [...] woman I've met has been a total whore

Alright hans gonnae leave the thread now?

this but cumming in a boys mouth and then swapping it while kissing him

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Taxation is theft

LOOK AT THEM!
YOU KILLED THEM RORKE!
THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!

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with me willy

>THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
*yes chad meme*

honestly i don’t think there’s a nationality that is less attractive to english girls than germans