Imagine not being born a native English speaker...

Imagine not being born a native English speaker. Not going on the internet and observing the (sometimes laughable) efforts of other countries to speak your language. Not walking up to people in other countries and expecting them to speak your language, and seeing most of them try their best to speak English to you. In England if you walked up to a local and spoke a foreign language people would think you were insane. You cope by laughing at us for being monolingual, but you would be too if you were born Anglo.

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...he said as the gaggle of Pakistani immigrants ploughed his sister next door.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would but English is ugly.

>English? I speak American.

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I'm sure whatever ching chong tier language you speak is just beautiful

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...he said as a flock of nafris swept his sister off her feet

Based

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I hate when people make french mistake, Icouldn't support reading it all day

>Imagine not being born a native English speaker.
I don't have to imagine but fortunately your language is quite easy to learn. The easiest one there is anyway.

>go to some country
>some Johnny foreigner comes up and talks to me in some wogspeak
>'AYE?? AYE?!!!'

dumb esl

BASED. i remember pissing in some spanish street (their fault anyway - who gives a 6 hour coach trip when a flight gets cancelled on a coach with no toilets and no stops). he came up to me screaming and gesticulating and i just walked off

*some spanish police officer came up to me. fucked this post u proyally

nothing like spending thousands of pounds and travelling across all of europe just to get to a place where I can piss in the street and have the lads go wahey

and the prostitutes, my god there's some proper slags out there

who cares dude

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Feels bad man I hate having norwegian as my first language. Luckily this language is dying

What does that mean?

Haha, nice meta-joke.

What the fuck are you talking about? The worst part about being an Anglo is European cucks who think English is the coolest thing on the planet and speak English as well as their own languages. And even fill their own sentences in their languages with English words and phrases clumsily translated from English. Take pride in your own shit for God's sake.

I STILL DON'T GET IT. EGGGGGGGGSPLAIINNNNNNNNNN

esl = english as second language

Good thing English is my third language. You can't call me ESL anglocucks.

the msot famous indonesian in england is the worst gay rapist this country has ever known. how does that make you feel?

I'd be proud if he was Finnish.

anyone can drug drunk people and rape them he was a tiny manlet when someone actually woek up he got beaten up and arrested. if he had been some massive giga chad who did it by force i could see why you'd laugh but unfortunately not

Ah yes our national hero. Soon enough we will erect his statue in honor of him.

honestly if you roll the dice to be reborn in an english native country, aren't you destined to really good odds of being a firstoid?
besides south africa i can't think of a bad english native country.

even south africa isn't too bad to be born in if you're white. you can always move to england or america i know loads of saffers growing up

dumb means not being smart but is slightly more blunt than say, stupid

I know what dumb means but the esl was the problem.

Unless you get unlucky and get the carribean

In English you need to specify which one you mean it was not clear in your post. Your English is great by the way! I know I can't speak any other languages LOL

>user rolls the dice
>gets born in jamaica in a shanty town

FUGGGGGGG

I'd say based but it's not really like I speak English, given that I come from 'oop norf