Do the Same for your country

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France is it's own best friend? ^^

We're also our worst enemy.

many such cases

this is a good idea desu

I feel like we don't have most of these

Antagonist should be the US

Same for the netherlands. Maybe we're just not protagonist nations

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We don't even have an antagonist. We always win

Oh fuck you nigga if it wasn't for us the Germans would have made it to Paris in ww1

And fuck you Flemniggger. If the Germans got a quick victory in WW1 the European golden age would of never ended, Africa would have been completely bleached, and Europe would have fucking space colonies

Based comic relief

holy CRINGE
have sex

That was also your fault, though.

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Yes, what are you gonna do about it? We said don't cross our country and they did. Mofos should have invaded through the south Funny how Americans are the first to shout about sovereignty and then they say dumb shit like this.

Very inaccurate.

>Deep down don't want you dead
>Russia
lol

Man that hurts

That's what you get for helping burgers get independence.

fuck it im too lazy

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>USA's comic relief
>Literally is the reason if your independence but you imply we got BTFO in your independence war
??????

the REAL USA map

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didn't mean to hurt your felling best fren its just what your average American thinks and you have kind of got btfo sometimes no hard feelings tho
> France is cool my uncle is from there

retarded mutt post

Hence the "best friend" thing

Only 100% factual chart. Good job

We beat you during the two world wars but sure lmao

whiter than u lopez

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Whats the story behind Australia?
Pacific theater? Or else i dunno when Australia sided with USA

>putting russia as a bigger threat than USA

wow you guys are really mad USA knocked europe out of the whole 'superpower' thing and relegated germany from a once mighty empire to a fucking glorified car production factory

>french only reason allies dont get btfo in ww1
>comic relief
g*rms still salty they didnt get civilized by romans ig

you sure about that bud

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why are united statians so stupid?

Are you really gonna count the second one?

@133079928
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

every war (major ones at least) since i think ww1 aussies have helped us in, honestly should switch them and britbongs