Wait... how many capitals in south east asia can you name?

Even with immense amounts of cocaine and viagra?

That would make things worse user

White people

most of these women are unattractive, only 3 of them are somewhat decent, won't even bother answering

>tf
>tp
checks out

what is happening

Jakarta
Hanoi
And uhhh all the others.

class assignment

>and now everybody pretend to be french

>tf
>tp
not possible

Hanoi, Vientiane, not sure about Cambodia, Bangkok, Rangoon, (don't know what its modern name is), Malacca, (I think), Jakarta, Manila, Port somethingorother for Papua New Guinea, oh and Singapore

Did I miss any?

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I'm sorry girls, but I'm afraid my knowledge of that particular area of geography is quite limited. Might we have sex instead?

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it's honestly not that funny of a joke. I get it, but it's not really that funny

Bangcock
Sydney
Kuala Lampur
Manila
Ha Noi Minh City

>Royal capitals of Malaysia
Arau, Anak Bukit, Kuala Kangsar, Klang, Seri Menanti, Pekan, Kuala Terengganu, Kota Bharu, Muar
>State capitals of Malaysia
Kangar, Alor Setar, Georgetown, Ipoh, Shah Alam, Melaka, Seremban, Johor Bahru, Kuantan, Kota Bharu, Kuala Terengganu, Kuching, Victoria, Kota Kinabalu, Kuala Lumpur, Putrajaya
>Province capitals of Indonesia
Banda Aceh, Padang, Medan, Pekanbaru, Jambi, Palembang, Bengkulu, Bandar Lampung, Serang, Jakarta, Yogyakarta, Bandung, Semarang, Surabaya, Denpasar, Mataram, Palangkaraya, Pontianak, Banjarmasin, Tanjung Selor, Samarinda, Manado, Gorontalo, Palu, Mamuju, Kendari, Makassar, Ambon, Sofifi, Manokwari, Jayapura
>State and Region capitals of Burma
Myitkyina, Sagaing, Mandalay, Naypyidaw, Taunggyi, Hakha, Sittwe, Magway, Pathein, Yangon, Bago, Mawlamyaing, Hpa-an, Loikaw, Dawei
>National capitals
Naypyidaw, Bangkok, Vientiane, Phnom Penh, Ha Noi, Manila, Bandar Seri Begawan, Singapore, Kuala Lumpur/Putrajaya, Jakarta, Dili

I know all provinces of Thailand, Laos and Cambodia but not necessarily their capitals, I'm fairly sure most of them in the former two just share their names though (Lampang is the capital of Lampang, Phuket is the capital of Phuket, Maha Sarakham is the capital of Maha Sarakham...)

I would be more confused on who do I look at when talking

>Region capitals of the Philippines (I'll try)
Cagayan Valley - Tuguegarao
Cordillera Administrative - Baguio
Ilocos - San Fernando (La Union)
Central Luzon - San Fernando (Pampanga)
Bicol - Legazpi
Calabarzon - idk, I know like 30 cities in Calabarzon but not sure what's the capital
Mimaropa - San Jose
Western Visayas - probably Iloilo or Bacolod
Central Visayas - Cebu
Eastern Visayas - Tacloban surely?
Caraga - Butuan
Davao - Davao
Soccsksargen - General Santos
Zamboanga - Zamboanga
Northern Mindanao - Cagayan de Oro?
Bangsamoro - probably Cotabato

Tokyo. All the others are simply provincial capitals.

just look at the wall in their general direction, dart your eyes every now and then

bored
Malmo, Karlskrona, Halmstad, Vaxjo, Jonkoping, Kalmar, Nykoping, Uppsala, Stockholm, Vasteras, Orebro, Goteborg, Karlstad, Falun, Gavle, Ostersund, Sundsvall, Umea, Lulea
Kajaani, Rovaniemi, Oulu, Kokkola, Vaasa, Seinajoki, Pori, Tampere, Turku, Lahti, Hameenlinna, Jyvaskyla, Helsinki, Kotka and Kouvola, Joensuu, Lappeenranta, Mikkeli, Kuopio
>regions
Strasbourg, Paris, Lille, Rouen, Rennes, Nantes, Orleans, Bordeaux, Toulouse, Lyon, Marseille, Ajaccio, Cayenne, Basse-Terre, Fort-de-France, Mamoudzou, Saint-Denis, Dijon
>departments
later
Juneau, Honolulu, Olympia, Salem, Helena, Boise, Cheyenne, Bismarck, Pierre, Lincoln, Topeka, Oklahoma City, Austin, Denver, Salt Lake City, Santa Fe, Phoenix, Carson City, Sacramento, Baton Rouge, Little Rock, Jackson, Montgomery, Atlanta, Tallahassee, Raleigh, Columbia, Nashville, Charleston, Richmond, Frankfort, Jefferson City, Des Moines, Saint Paul, Madison, Springfield, Lansing, Indianapolis, Columbus, Harrisburg, Annapolis, Dover, Trenton, Albany, Hartford, Providence, Boston, Concord, Montpelier, Augusta
>regions
Trento, Aosta, Torino, Milano, Genova, Venezia, Trieste, Bologna, Firenze, Ancona, Perugia, Roma, Napoli, Campobasso, L'Aquila, Bari, Potenza, Catanzaro, Palermo, Cagliari
>provinces
later
Bremen, Hamburg, Berlin, Kiel, Schwerin, Potsdam, Magdeburg, Erfurt, Dresden, Munich, Stuttgart, Wiesbaden, Mainz, Saarbrucken, Dusseldorf, Hannover
Whitehorse, Yellowknife, Iqaluit, Victoria, Edmonton, Regina, Winnipeg, Toronto, Quebec, St. John, St. John's, Charlottetown, Halifax
Kielce, Lublin, Warszawa, Bialystok, Olsztyn, Rzeszow, Krakow, Katowice, Wroclaw, Poznan, Lodz, Bydgoszcz, Gdansk, Szczecin, Gorzow and Zielona Gora, Opole
Haarlem, Den Haag, Utrecht, Lelystad, Arnhem, Assen, Zwolle, Groningen, Leeuwarden, Maastricht, Den Bosch, Middelburg
Edinburgh, Belfast, London, Cardiff

alright autismo we get it you have a photographic memory

>FR prefectures
Lille, Arras, Beauvais, Saint-Quentin, Amiens, Charleville-Mezieres, Chalons, Troyes, Chaumont, Bar-le-Duc, Nancy, Epinal, Metz, Strasbourg, Colmar, Belfort, Vesoul, Besancon, Lons-le-Saunier, Dijon, Macon, Nevers, Auxerre, Pontoise, Versailles, Evry-Courcouronnes, Melun, Paris, Saint-Denis, Nanterre, Creteil, Bourges, Chateauroux, Orleans, Blois, Tours, Chartres, Rouen, Evreux, Saint-Lo, Alencon, Caen, Rennes, Saint-Brieuc, Quimper, Vannes, Nantes, Angers, Le Mans, Laval, La-Roche-Sur-Yon, Limoges, Tulle, Gueret, Moulins, Clermont-Ferrand, Le Puy, Aurillac, Saint-Etienne, Lyon, Bourg-en-Bresse, Chambery, Annecy, Privas, Grenoble, Valence, Gap, Digne, Nice, Toulon, Marseille, Avignon, Mende, Nimes, Montpellier, Carcassonne, Perpignan, Rodez, Albi, Montauban, Auch, Tarbes, Foix, Toulouse, Cahors, Agen, Perigueux, Bordeaux, Mont-de-Marsan, Pau, Ajaccio, Bastia, Saint-Denis, Mamoudzou, Cayenne, Fort-de-France, Basse-Terre
>IT provinces
Aosta, Verbano, Biella, Vercelli, Novara, Asti, Alessandria, Torino, Cuneo, Savona, Imperia, La Spezia, Genova, Parma, Piacenza, Modena, Reggio nell'Emilia, Bologna, Ferrara, Rimini, Forli and Cesena, Ravenna, Ferrara, Padova, Venezia, Vicenza, Verona, Treviso, Belluno, Udine, Pordenone, Gorizia, Trieste, Trento, Bolzano, Milano, Pavia, Lodi, Cremona, Mantova, Bergamo, Brescia, Como, Lecco, Varese, Monza, Ancona, Pesaro, Macerata, Fermo, Ascoli Piceno, Firenze, Prato, Pistoia, Arezzo, Lucca, Massa and Carrara, Pisa, Siena, Grosseto, Livorno, Frosinone, Roma, Viterbo, Latina, Perugia, Terni, Rieti, Campobasso, Isernia, Chieti, Teramo, L'Aquila, Pescara, Barletta and Andria and Trani, Bari, Foggia, Brindisi, Taranto, Lecce, Potenza, Matera, Napoli, Avellino, Benevento, Salerno, Caserta, Cosenza, Catanzaro, Crotone, Vibo Valentia, Reggio di Calabria, Palermo, Messina, Catania, Siracusa, Enna, Caltanissetta, Ragusa, Agrigento, Trapani, Cagliari, Sassari, Oristano, Nuoro, Carbonia

>I only need to know one, Bangkok... now which of you ladies is coming with me? :)

Kirklareli, Istanbul, Tekirdag, Edirne, Izmit, Adapazari, Yalova, Bursa, Bilecik, Eskisehir, Kutahya, Usak, Manisa, Afyonkarahisar, Izmir, Balikesir, Canakkale, Aydin, Mugla, Denizli, Isparta, Burdur, Antalya, Konya, Karaman, Ankara, Cankiri, Kirsehir, Kirikkale, Nevsehir, Aksaray, Nigde, Kayseri, Sivas, Yozgat, Corum, Tokat, Amasya, Zonguldak, Duzce, Bolu, Bartin, Karabuk, Sinop, Kastamonu, Ordu, Samsun, Giresun, Gumushane, Bayburt, Trabzon, Rize, Artvin, Ardahan, Erzincan, Erzurum, Tunceli, Elazig, Bingol, Kars, Igdir, Agri, Van, Mus, Siirt, Bitlis, Hakkari, Sirnak, Mardin, Gaziantep, Sanliurfa, Kilis, Batman, Diyarbakir, Malatya, Adiyaman, Osmaniye, Hatay, Adana, Kahramanmaras, Kayseri, Mersin
Kardla, Kuressaare, Haapsalu, Rapla, Parnu, Tallinn, Paide, Viljandi, Valga, Voru, Polva, Jogeva, Tartu, Rakvere, Narva

Ok I'm going to sleep now