My house is older than the US

My house is older than the US

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Nigga do you live in the queens castle?

lmao poor ass bong cant afford a home built last 2 decades

Based

>my city is older than Jesus.

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im so sorry to hear that user, hope your situation improves soon

Its called living in a european country.

>my gran is older than the US

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>my house is older than my country
odd feeling

A lot of houses amd buildings in the U.S. are older than the U.S. Euros were here over 150 years before the revolution.

My country had it's 200 year jubilee 5 years before Columbus discovered the Americas.

That's cool swissanon!!! It was still part of the HRE then right?

your grandmother is 300 years old?

I pissed up a tree in America and they put up a sign to commemorate it

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Borat?

Tbh I like americans attitude to old stuff they have in their country. Clearly proud of stuff even though its ancient, just means there's a lot if information boards and stuff knocking about, its cute

WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE SEPERATED BY WATAH

*Even though its not ancient

How thin are American history textbooks?

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show it

i have a cabinet older than usa

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As thin as Japs' skin

Yeah, but how big is the closet you call a "house"?

If you city doesn't have a 11th century wall protecting it, is it really a city?

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>OMG OLD STUFF SO COOL
Why are Europeans like this?

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My hometown was founded in 1876 and I think it's pretty neat, just as Europeans cities founded by the Romans are pretty neat

Less time means more detail, especially when taking into account that the US documents pretty much everything it does

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2 inches in AP, 2 inches in normal classes.
AP textbook is hilariously biased. FDR took away all American's gold? good! Took the nation off the gold standard? Good!
Republicans exist? BAD! (Reagan is retard in truth)
Black pepo blah blah blah natives blah blah blah

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Korean zainichi

Your post has another meaning since OP is a faggot and still in the closet

Was not returning to the gold standard supposed to be a bad thing?

Yeah, just interesting in a different way. Besides the USA really isn't even that young compared to a lot of countries/cultures desu, people joke about it but that's only because the US is relevant, loads of other countries have much less to say

Even then not a bad thing to have a young nation, because eventually they'll be noted for being their nation's firsts
Time marches on regardless