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british culture edition
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Fuck anime

>The Labour Party has suspended Jeremy Corbyn pending investigation. He has also had the whip removed from the Parliamentary Labour Party.
/leftypol/ is going to go mental

do youse have any region specific vocal "tics"? Like how over here we'd say the same thing twice. "I'm going to the shop, so I am". Does your region have anything like that?

Would I be able to get a gf in the UK?

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Troubling to see radical Christian right wing extremism on the rise

More likely to attract gay guys who want to be on top.

love how we invented atheism and evolution

>the numbers of cases of antisemitism within the Labour party have been exaggerated - and you know what those lot are like for exaggerating numbers
um, what exactly did he mean by this?

it's pint time lads

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*cracks fingers in preparation to construct a damning roast*
ah, nice chebs

>Jeremy Corbyn has been suspended from the Labour party
LMAO

no
no real regional slang at all in fact

Is France actually going nuts?

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I have shorter hair now than I did in that picture and I don't think I look gay. Hopefully not at least

what exactly is a case of antisemitism? sounds a bit broad

*cracks fingers in preparation to construct a damning roast*
*pulls a garlic and rosemary marinated leg of lamb out of the oven*

Deano meme is doing the rounds on twitter lads
Got literal Labour MPs and Anne Hegarty from the Chase talking about it
Sad!

Reminder that Nice is the same city where this madman killed 86 and wounded 458

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elf hair

to find out who controls you...

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>'frankly these types of smears are all too common from this country's media, and we all know who runs it'
jesus christ jezza

oh no images cannot be allowed to leave Zig Forums

Come on, he didn't ACTUALLY say that did he?

Most online fan forums and anybody that has seriously read into the case beyond being a braindead Netflix pleb knows he's guilty. The consensus is that he burnt Teresa's body in the barrel. All the docuseries proves is that the Manitowoc, WI police department is incompetent. There is a mountain of evidence against him. Tell me this: why would a rather dishevelled, lazy cunt who has spent most of his life in prison (albeit unjustly up until this point) randomly decide to scrub the floor of his shed the day after someone is murdered near his prison?

How many are you gonna have?

yeah no shit, dickhead

leftypol can fuck off to Twitter and get angry there for a change

dunno probs like 1 or 2
or maybe 12

Jeremy Corbyn has been suspended from the Labour party

>it's real
what in the fuck are they doing lmfao

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near his property**

can't type, got soy on the brain

It's more because you're skinny. Girls like pretty boy types as well, I suppose.

>Calls them a murderer in the title
>They keep it ambiguous, it isn't biased
puttering

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lads...

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I was born in Wales and I've lived here all my life but I don't regard myself as Welsh.
I have English ancestry anyway and from now on will be campaigning for England to encompass the entire British Isles, as it should.
The Celtic Völkerabfälle must be removed.

Aaaj

>The Labour Party has suspended Jeremy Corbyn

lol
there are 300,000 jews in the UK. 0.004% of the country.

oh my word

haha now that would be based.

nothing new under the sun

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Corbyn is terribly based, he even got funds from the son of Oswald Mosley, but he leads the gayest party imaginable

>Jeremy Corbyn was today suspended from the Labour Party after he claimed anti-Semitism was "dramatically overstated for political reasons".
>The bombshell move was announced against Keir Starmer's predecessor hours after he accused "opponents" of exaggerating the problem.

rorke jubilant with another victory for his precious jews

IT'S FUCKING REAL
Wish he wasn't so cozy with pakis and the IRA, would have voted for him otherwise. Poor lil fella got destroyed by the Jews

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hate lamb me
now beef? corrrr

The J-words have taken over Labour and are dancing on the corpse of the workers of England.

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Islam has no room in western societies
this has been made abundantly clear

starmer is married to one of the tribe
this is how they win

you need to stop posting this, it's weird

Genuinely upset that this probably won't lead to a massive Labour civil war.
The way he's been treated is outrageous even when you set politics aside, and the current Labour leadership is quickly showing that its promises of party unity were a sham.

>JEREMY CORBYN HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM THE LABOUR PARTY

the duality of man

the mudshits are at it again

Weird seeing the tory nonces of /brit/ pretend to care about Labour.

Yeah go get angry on Twitter mate

lets just hope governments start following through now

>put on mask
>can't see cause my glasses fog up
>take off glasses
>can't see because i'm fucking blind

ah yes

it says murderer in the title but they were firmly on his side

TONY BLAIR HAS RESIGNED AS PRIME MINISTER

He's gone. Starmer said anyone not accepting all of the report is not welcome in the party, just this morning Corbyn said he rejects a lot of it, so..

wtf

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this year has been an utter disaster from start to finish
can we just forget about it and call next year 2020 instead

>it says murderer in the title but they were firmly on his side

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might buy some old wine
see what it does

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just nonce'd corbyn out of the labour party

Don't dislike any of the roast meats but the worst of the dinners is probably chicken, just because so many people put dead stuff with a chicken dinner. Its on if you've got chipolatas and stuffing and stuff but people often leave them

>rejected by Aldi
ah yes

Sara's not accepting this news well, she's comfort-eating now.

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Because he decided to? That's what's normally called 'circumstantial'

Would give everything I have to see this happen

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thick cunt
or good troll

>1998
>Old
Do enjoy not being poor

The whole Labour antisemitism thing is the most hilariously blatant psyop ever. Never mind that loads of Jews supported Corbyn. He's anti Zionist and anti imperialist so that made him a villain for NATO's stenographers.

i've just resigned myself to walking around the asda squinting like a gimp

they were tho idiot boy
when you hang out with and interview the family you kind of have to be

>Corbyn was approached for comment outside his London home this morning, at which point he shouted "this is my helmet, this is my bike, come knock me down Starmer, you fucking..." and peddled off
what exactly did he mean by that?

>The J-words have taken over Labour
again?

>so many people put dead stuff with a chicken dinner
what did you mean by this

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It's clear he did it but the show did seem heavily in support of him.

make it ty Lee and we have a deal

The good news is that the Labour Party has taken another giant leap into the dustbin of history and the illusion of social democracy takes another hammer blow in the eyes of the English working class.

same aha

itt:
>rorkes chimping out about muslims
>leftypol seething over corbyn getting sacked
>autists bickering over reality TV

Ah yes, let's ignore the blood found in her vehichle (which was found on his property) and the fact her camera and phone were found at the burn site. God, you're a dumb cunt.

not a good year.
just get a case from laithwaites ffs
you will enjoy it far more.

It's all because of the ruling elites, which all somehow seem to be freemasons, and all want to promote atheism, lgbt, drugs and to destroy any sense of nationalism in people, traditionalism and Christianity . They are faithful servants to the 'Kallergi Plan' and want to promote pantheism, pansexualism, atheism, prostitution. They want to bring in their anti-crhist, so they are preparing the ground with a man-made virus, which will be the reason that people will have to be vaccinated against their will with micro-chip implants that will bear the number of the anti-christ, to mark them as his servants.

>they were tho idiot boy
>when you hang out with and interview the family you kind of have to be

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Have been given a chicken roast with peas and loose sweetcorn many a time which I'm sure everyone can agree is wrong

>only rorkes hate islamic terrorism
fuck off cunt

>me, sucking a golf ball

he's black and is using "dead stuff" to mean "things I don't like"

those are PoWs not jews

>Go, Jeremy Corbyn

usually against pointless little balkanizing sects, but Corbyn splitting off and making a new Labour party would be cool if he could drag 100,000 or so members with him.
they probably wouldn't get more than 10 seats in the best of times, but they could really hurt the cunts who stay by pulling boots off the ground and splitting the vote.

Hmm. I don't think I'll ever vote again lads.

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don't wear a mask then?

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need at least a phd to work there these days

haha yes lad but jokes aside deport all muslims

through a pipe?

have literally been all three of these in my last 5 posts

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>Labour has suspended former leader Jeremy Corbyn after an inquiry found the party was "responsible for unlawful acts of harassment and discrimination" during his time in charge.

lmao

>Corbyn splitting off and making a new Labour party would be cool if he could drag 100,000 or so members with him.
Yep, 100,000 members most of which are too stoned or busy protesting to bother to vote
That would really shake up politics

ah ok
never heard that term before

Yeah we know mate

going to search islamophobia on twitter for a laugh
will bring back some howlers if i see any

Vote for me mate
Mandatory ethnic gfs for everyone and lower taxes

back to britfa.gs with you Blairitelad.

not even a joke at this point, I bet I was up against 400 uni cunts with business degrees

reddit spacing slowpokes have arrived

Needs more sauce desu

>In late 1982, two men admitted that, at Avery's suggestion, they threw Avery's cat "in a bonfire and then watched it burn until it died", after Avery had poured gas and oil on it.[12] Avery was found guilty of animal cruelty and was jailed until August 1983.[10] "I was young and stupid, and hanging out with the wrong people", Avery said later, of his first two incarcerations.

fucking hell. "Yeah we burned a cat to death, kids being kids innit"

god's work lad

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I like your platform but I don't actually want to work, can you promise me more bennies and 2 school meals a day for my two younguns instead of lower taxes?

*not an actual boomer

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Zig Forums joining quickplucks have left

Bet Corbynistas are far less likely to be on drugs than the average coke snoring tarqoid Blairite or Tory nonce.

>When asked how he planned to avoid vehicular retribution from current Labour leader Keri Starmer, avid cyclist Jeremy Corbyn replied "I'll just chuck a penny over my shoulder every now and then"
I don't get it, how would that help?

are 100,000 really seen as a political force in britain? our biggest 3rd party has something like 12,000,000 members and it's a non-factor

Imagine being leftypol, browsing /r/politics and seeing that labour has suspended corbyn
you rush yourself to Zig Forums
nothing could be more important than to dab on rorke
do something? no no, shitpost about it online
viva la revolution socialiste!

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You can have bennies if you do training for a skilled job like a programmer or a brickie

that loopy countdown slag is at again

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that's peak fammm

She won

cocaine is the working man's drug

not your safespace, snowflake

god i want to sniff her crack

>bird matches with me on tinder
>she's just got one pic of herself in a thong, can't even see her face
>sends me a message of 'fuck you'
>then she unmatches
very strange behaviour

thanks for the translation

Do you argue against imaginary opponents every day?

corbyn is done
he might as well join patriotic alternative now, for how irrelevent he will become.

Back from the shops de lids, fridge and cupboards are nice and full now. Also grabbed a Maccies on the way home because why not.

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too true
never seen a sober builder

*enters thread*
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alri

what's the most exotic animal you can own in the UK

which one?

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Afghan slave worker

struck a nerve have i mate

human

the report concluded that the party was not institutionally anti-semitic and that the leadership couldn't have done anything more about it

mental how celebrities, politicians, schizos and regular folk all have access to something like twitter and it just becomes a platform for arguing with one another
hate twitter and facebook. instagram is a bit shit too but it's okay if you keep your feed tidy, similar to old school tumblr in that regard

was going to make a modern slavery joke but beat me to it

it was a guy
he thought you were a desperate simp coomer
you were meant to spam that emoji with stars for eyes and then say you are in love and then ask how much for more

Snakes and stuff, don't think you can have big cats etc any more

blacks

>It's a leftypol yet again incapable of discerning mockery from an argument episode

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Can you just go away, literal nonce? Go hide on that Ausneets where you scurry off to whenever you get banned.
You are not welcome and not needed here.

socialist gf is balling her eyes out
vows she'll never vote labour again
might get her to vote for boris in 2024

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so who was being anti-semitic then? the average Labour member/voter?

mandingo would literally split her in half

unironically, probably some sort of rare bird

FUCK OFF NONCE

Labour has 552,835 members, the Conservatives 180,000, the SNP 125,534, and the Liberal Democrats 120,845.
(My assumption with Labour was that say 100,000 join a new party while a lot just give up. Pre-Corbyn Labour had about 187,537 members.)

How active is the average party member in America? In the UK you have to pay a subscription, so only people who really care (and are likely to campaign, etc.) show bother joining.

is 16 not legal here then?

You spend literally the whole day talking about the same shit and half the time you're not even talking to anyone, you invent people in your head. Would recommend taking the tablets the doctor gave you

>socialist
>voting for boris
>who won't be PM this time next year
back to Zig Forums retard

ah yes another episode of "/brit/ yells about the "leftypol" character like a schizo" again

Corr imagine getting gobbled up by a Mosasaur
Nothing in the oceans today would stand a chance

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fuck off, you contribute nothing here

idiot nonce

probably a few rotten eggs, as is the case in all parties