When did you first realize you loved Israel?

For me it was when I met an Israeli for the first time.

She acted like a normal person and gave off a vibe that made me want to support her. It was this way for others I met as well, I can't put my finger on it but just being around them made me want to see them rule the Middle East in its entirety.

Now I know how Americans and Europeans feel. It's hard not to stand with Israel, its people have a feel-good aura.

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Recently my ballsack became realy heavy. To the point its uncomfortable to walk.
I looked in a mitror and they seemed to hand lower tha usual and i swear they are moving upand down.
Is this okey?

>they seemed to hand lower tha usual
That's not so b-

>and i swear they are moving upand down

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One of my best friends is Israeli. I still hate Israel though.
She eats pork and drinks alcohol though, so she's not a hardcore jew.

When I realized that they are right about muslims.

Well if Latin American countries are recognized countries I don't see why Israel cant be recognized.

Thats not all. They move in a patern like an old grandfather watch.
First the left testicle goes down while the right one goes up then the other way around.
I wannaseea doctor but letin another man see your balls is gay

It means there is an earthquake

Alcohol is allowed and even encouraged in Judaism

Most Israeli posters are based, they see through the bullshit of both sides of the political spectrum, know that muzzies can't be reasoned with and generally are very chill and pragmatic.
I assume it's not always the case, but if I were to base how much I rate a country based on its citizens, Israel ranks very high.

Drinking alcohol isn't forbidden in Judaism, that's Islam, retard

>I wannaseea doctor but letin another man see your balls is gay
They don't have female doctors in the Levant?

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that map is missing Golan and it should still be bigger (blue line in pic related)
I don't love Israel but I like it, especially because Ashkenazim had a lot to do with Germans, Yiddish is literally a German dialect
despite all assertions of goodwill relations between Germans and Jews are permanently impaired for obvious reasons tho, sadly
alcohol isn't forbidden in Judaism

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>I wannaseea doctor but letin another man see your balls is gay
Wait until you need a prostate exam lmfao

But Muslims are also right about jews and women

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same i love my fellow israelis and hate the country its going down the shitter

woah jewish women look like that?!

Looks like a public school classroom, one bulletin board for Jews and one for Muslims, maybe there are more bulletin boards about other religions that we can't see

you don't love israel, you *like* an ISRAELI*. come on dude, basics.

I hate israhell.

Around 14 BCE When God promised this land to the Jews

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not me im a leftist snowflake

I never hated it in first place nor do I love it. it's a country that exists

When I first rested my head atop some big jewish titties.

ashkenazi girls have big tits dont they

I wish I was a jew so bad guys fuck

I think the Israeli posters in here are funny and I prefer Israel to the Palis

Just one question: Biden or Trump?

went to israel on a cheap ryanair holiday - was a pretty amazing combo of old ruins, modern cities and amazing nature

folk there were pretty sound too

I like at least three, I think that's good enough.

I hate that you bomb Bashar because he's like the most secural dude in all of the Middle East. Other than that, and a few dumb choices by your gov't, I don't dislike Israel.
You really should stop the barbarian practice of circumcision though.

>secural
duuuh, secular**

I unironically hope Syria and Israel make peace with the whole Abraham Accords thing, I'm tired of this retarded refugee crisis

Israel will fall, it is the land of the antichrist.

When I realized that they're god's chosen people.

Indeed. Settle the Golan Heights bullshit and move on, jeez.

well the story being told to us is we're bombing missiles and arms sent from iran to hezbollah, to be used against israel.
we're not trying to start a war with syria, it doesn't even make sense.

Syria and Israel have been at war since Israel was founded