/brit/

baswed

*ahem* Gentlemen, please, please, settle down now *ting ting ting*

*the audience turns their attention to me, standing diligently at the podium*

Thank you, thank you. Gentlemen, esteemed adjudicators, members of the board, fellow merrymakers, I have an important announcement to make

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i'm actually a well regarded and respected trip here with a rich lore and history that is part of the foundations of /brit/.

I will also add I am also respected and famous on other boards such as /sp/ as well.

The real reason why some /brit/ posters don't like me is because I'm a shagger and there is a civil war between Shaggers and Virgin Freaks.

I am the mascot, the leader, the icon of shaggers in this general, I am the maestro of shagger conversation which consists of: drugs, sex, the sesh, football, crisps, slags and poos.

*thunderous applause and passionate cheering from the crowd*

you havent even got white teeth mate ya fucking inbred

america is a christian country, settled by europeans, and founded on the values of the liberal enlightenment

i need him

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whiter teeth than you ahmed

do yanks really poo themselves all the time?

Western civilisation is under attack from without and within. The right to free expression is the cornerstone of democracy and must be defended with all our collective might. Whether you like it or not that absolutely includes the right to blaspheme. No ifs. No buts.

190 gonna rake a few (you)s in with this one

>physically strong men are right-leaning
why is this /brit/?

americans get the skin on their dicks cut off
pakis get the skin on their dicks cut off

americans stink
pakis stink

pakis are brown
americans are brown

is it just me or are the similarities too much to be coincidence

Can I talk shit about my employer on the job?

still lol'ing at this

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SNAP POLL: Was suspending Jeremy Corbyn from the Labour party the right or wrong decision?

ALL BRITONS
Right decision - 58%
Wrong decision - 13%

2019 LABOUR VOTERS
Right decision - 41%
Wrong decision - 26%

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i'm literally a nigger

thoughts?

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nah pal, raked them in yesterday with that post

that post is merely a reminder now if anyone hates on me, they're a virgin freak

wtf how did they ask 60 million people in 17 hours

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Britain CRIES OUT for bread and circuses

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don't care. hate cancerous frogposters though.

they asked 3890 people

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Fucking hell WHAT is wrong with me... went to see a tranny and in less than an hour I'm letting them take my anal virginity and calling them mummy while they fuck my ass. I need a hobby.

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ugly fucking faggot

Reminder that germ theory is wrong. Terrain theory is correct.

Shame you can post mine but not your own. I wonder why that is.

hunter biden's pornhub

Are they peng at least?

alpha male

beta male

Just asked a question in a place with a lotta people innit.

Yes but that isn't really the point, is it?

used to think Stuart Lee was funny, just drags out one joke and calls back for the whole gig

Hunter just keeps getting more based

Average rorke.

its funnier live

post your head

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you should be counting your lucky stars that "helperlad" the virgin freak makes you look better in comparison

don't understand how a middle aged man having sex and filming it is meant to have any sway on the election desu

Zig Forums sure is focused on that man's willard.

The antisemitism controversy was a bunch of nonsense stirred up by Tories and Blairites in order to undermine Corbyn's leadership and prevent Labour from going back to leftwing politics. You can't come out and say we oppose Corbyn because he threatens the control of the wealthy over the country, so you have to come up with absurd nonsense instead. "Actually he's a racist".

LETS BE HAVIN YOU

Post pics

If only the tories hadn't closed all those youth centers

>15:34
>16:36
can’t make this up

how dos it make you feel to know that white women find you physically repugnant, culturally lacking and emotionally stunted yet will also throw themselves at you in the belief you've got a cock like a giant redwood

the fuck?
pretty grim, but i don’t see how that’s gonna sway voters

>Zig Forums sure is focused on that man's willard.

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Hunter Biden had sex

you have nonce teeth lad

you've got bitch teeth post your head lets end this right now

im the king

why?

Post physique

Fist Of Fun was pretty based

Every whore (woman) is possessed by demons. That's why they seem mad.

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you lost, you're ugly. get over it

WELSH INDEPENDENCE NOW
ANGLOS FUCK OFF

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refuse to apologise for being English

>FOOTAGE OF HUNTER GETTING HIS COCK SUCKED, THIS IS THE BOMBSHELL.
>ANALYZE THIS. WE GOT HIM
state of Zig Forums lmao

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what a self serving little toad

dean gaffney and that black lad wot played gus will be fucking fumin

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has more to do with trafficking underage girls than pictures of his cock but I wouldn't expect a retard like yourself to understand

Post physique

sure thing homo.

>best of three! best of three!
Wind it in. No idea why you’re so insecure about this to the point where you’re not only get offended at an innocuous meme, but saving a picture of some random’s teeth to post over a week later.

>when your mum first held you in her arms she had dreams of you being a doctor or an astronaut or a prime minister but really she just wanted you to be happy and have a loving family

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>OMG he's related to the democrat candidate and he had SEX
don't reckon anyone beyond Zig Forums incels finds this to be a shocking revelation

i coulda been a contender

hooting

dont worry lad knowing him hes probably just getting a cheeky shag in haha x

Of course right wing men are taller and stronger and more masculine on average. We’re confident we can fix our own problems.

The leftist is antagonistic to competition because deep inside he knows he’s a loser. That’s why he wants the state to solve all his problems for him even at the expense of personal liberty.

seethe on

Based

only person seething here is you bud

I can believe this
women seem to be naturally vulgar and disrespectful

Behold

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Surprised Hunter Biden's nudes leaked before Trump's piss tape.

women aren't real

If a member of the Pixies had committed suicide or been murdered they would be bigger than Nirvana

>no u
great retort from reddit: the country

no im just helping you ground yourself and realise that people that post here arent fat beta males like you we have nice teeth and we arent virgins

How did they loosen up your bumhole first

leftymong has daddy issues thus needs the state to act a surrogate father figure

I think its more that he's smoking crack and shagging young prostitutes, then being stupid enough to let photos of this leak.

i.e. biden can't raise a son particularly well, can he lead a country?

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pleb

>Trump's piss tape
doesnt exist

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says the one who opened with a soyjak.

Mummy will lock you in a cage of you don't take the covid test

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HelperLad is a nonce as posted yesterday, literally bragged about watching child pornography
190 is also a nonce as is Amer 'cunny' Hussain
All 3 are just nonces wih nothing going for them, though to be fair Amer does have a life nowadays

noooooo I want to be a based 'chonner

How big's her cock?

RORKE on the ROPES

just watched trump's piss tape

ugly fucking slug
you are a special kind of pathetic

he's old enough that the piss tape is probably VHS and destroyed by now

No they wouldn't
Be quiet

horse looking bitch

>freedom of speech is the same as unlimited speech
hello right-wing brainlet who read the classical liberalism wikipedia entry yesterday
people should use their freedom of speech to show respect for Muslims and the great faith of Islam

my mum told me she wanted me to grow up to be like the older son from My Family and I failed even at that

noo mummy please dont lock me in the cage and spit on me and call me names that would suck haha

You know, that surprised me. Thought it wouldn't happen the first time because it would be a whole production loosening up my ass. Turns out they have a smallish cock so with a little lube and easing it just got in.

pisstape.org

youtube.com/watch?v=xJncHEZ3URs
Love Kim's voice crack in this

biden is bad news for the NHS i reckon

when trump suggested including the NHS in a trade deal somehow there was a huge public backlash and he backed down, biden hates us because he's a plastic paddy who was funding the IRA in the 70s and 80s and would definitely let more of us die for a quick profit

Lads
What does an onlyfans charge look like on a bank account statement

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why is Zig Forums so obsessed with this blokes cock then?
reading that thread it appears this isn’t the first image of it they have found

post boys

Don't forget emmayank, he's a nonce as well
Very odd how so many /brit/ personalities love children

wish you were on that bus

Not sure I need grounding. In any case, it’s not good for your mental health to be unable to get over some random internet scat over a week later.

pet nigger doing a nigger dance

this is like the vibe of the internet tonight

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Not big, like 4 or 5 inches?

Cope on

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it looms

try reading the thread

>blurry poorly lit video of a screen
ah yes

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i win you lose end of, thats the bottom line post your head or shut the fuck up

cute
youtube.com/watch?v=0uO5meBRwrU

no whatsapp replies for me my lad

:(

did you use your mother's card?

STELLAR cartoon with a POWERFUL message

yo it's the hyper man set

Does it feel good?

remember when trump thought there was a gorilla channel sm h what an idiot

reckon my dads cock must be huge. it's bigger than hunter biden's flaccid. i've never seen it erect obviously but it must be like 10 inches. meanwhile mine is barely 5 inches. did my dad get cucked by a small cock lad?

>Photographic evidence of the Vice President's son taking hard drugs, fucking prostitutes and exposing himself to a minor
>Barely even scratches that day's news cycle
Remember when that one guy's Presidential campaign was destroyed because he did a weird little scream?

how is he?

looks like one of those mummies in the museum

>people should use their freedom of speech to show respect for Muslims and the great faith of Islam

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Haven't taken a shit in several days, starting to get a bit concerned

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tfw no chebby milf to shag and make me nice meals

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Fucking hell thought this was a photoshop from the thumbnail. What a freak.

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na you inherited your mums willy

Used to post pictures of underaged emma watson and said she was best when she was 12 or something