Tfw alaskan

>tfw alaskan

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>TFW spic immigrant in America

>mosquitos exist

I always wanted to go there

Can I Live There and How?

I Also Have Interest In Alaska.

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You guys eat bears over there. Keep up the good work.

BASED

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Is this song popular there

is it true people often 'disappear' there

>tfw I live in Barrow

Says the plebbitor faggot

Do you actively smoke meth and do you carry a handgun wherever you go?

>weed
yes
>gun on hip
yes
>friend who has a strait piped civic from 1996 who smokes meth and his teeth are rotting out
yes how could you tell I'm this incredibly based

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Do people mind stoners at all in Alaska?

>Do people mind stoners at all in Alaska?
No everyone here is a criminal and or are living so far out in the boonies it doesn't matter to them

Are animal attacks common? I've heard stories of people camping in the woods and gettin eaten alive by Grizzlies.

not when mah 45 is on my hip

yes if you are a dumbass tourist who is searching themselves and gets lost than your fucked.
>this is why we always carry guns

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Have you ever seen a predator animal, Kiwi? Is it true you don't have any? I heard all the animals are tiny and weak.

Alaska State Troopers taught me that as well.
Everyone is a felon in Alaska.

Based, I would carry a gun too

>Are animal attacks common? I've heard stories of people camping in the woods and gettin eaten alive by Grizzlies.
Only a retard would get eaten by a bear. If you don't have a gun bear spray is just like 30 bucks.

Does your neck look like that when you're Alaskan and if so does it help you stay warm?

answer my question you little smug cocksucker sumbitch

>bear spray
Why don't women use this on all the rapists more often if everyone keeps it on hand for actual bears?

>everyone here is a criminal
Explain?

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based
my mother was a leaf who fled from the cops to Alaska

when a person fucks up in life they need to lie low and Alaska is the biggest place to hide even my mom was a criminal

billy bob can get you a car and a gun without papers

how's the meth lately

>Why don't women use this on all the rapists more often if everyone keeps it on hand for actual bears?
Because it's in a huge container compared to pepper spray and there's no reason to carry it if you're not in the wilderness. It does fuck up humans though.