Do boyfriends turn into Christmas trees in your country?

Do boyfriends turn into Christmas trees in your country?

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YOU

JUST

KNOW

Know what?

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Why can't human males compete against doggos?

My GF and I got a golden retriever too. Am I going to be alone? ;_;

not unless you fugg that golden retriever first.

why the fuck does this place smell like peanut butter

BARKED

do white women really?

>UMM, WHY IS THEIR PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR CROTCH BAE?

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>Ayo who the fuck you callin bae nigga? She my bitch now.

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KNOTTED

Is you gf wyte?

because women are like children who constantly want attention, the dog fits that role well

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Oh fuck

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Dogs are too mainstream now. Boars are way more interesting. Have you seen its pp and how it goes inside?

Male guinea pigs are called boars

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>Have you seen its pp and how it goes inside?
No,I am not russian.

VGH.......

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Cute dog. If only that stupid whore wasn't in the shot.

fuck it reminds me to that girl from the tecnologico de monterrey that let her dog fuck her

Imagine getting cucked by a dog America has hit a new low

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wat?

a regian girl fucked her dog, Mexican internet exploded and and everyone was laughing at monterrey, just search "Zoofilia mexicana, chica pendeja" It's the one with the blonde girl

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Nice try glownigger, I ain't googling that

Unironically fucked a woman once who later confessed to having had sex with dogs before. My penis has literally shared the same hole with a red rocket.

so she was dumb enough to record herself? did she post it in the internet or someone just found the video and posted it?

the dog ate her bf obviously

Who the fuck would ever admit to something like that? That's so disgusting.
That seems like one of those things that should haunt you your entire life while trying to suppress it until you're dead.

do whatever you want, isn't like i care about you
idk, but yeah she was dumb enough to record herself or let someone else record her, the think that i told you to google literally means "mexican zoophilia, dumb girl"

It's absolutely over.

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Built for BDC

When you go down on her and her snatch tastes out of place. Youll know Fido has stole your girl.