/brit/

yanks in /cum/ be like
>ergh...momberg is like, totally, getting on my nerves bros

poo pee

>grow my hair
>patchy as fuck
>shave it
>solid everywhere
It’s not fair lads.

train wanker loves his fucking trains

powerful stuff

prefer the LNER A4 in all honestly, less poo shaped than the coronations

Alan scouring the archives for mention of his name, what a fucking sad act.

drumpftards will be btfo next week

Train equivalent of a thot

Hahahaa they really are like that

that is my webm. do not save it without my permission.

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stressberg gave me a cold sore fuck sakes

but that makes no sense, as soon as you bring those "rare" metals to Earth then you'll reduce their value

Aye good taste lad

bellowing

SCOUSE PRIDE

>B^ D

>get mineral rich asteroid
>build defence stations all over the sol system
>blow up any alien bastard that passes by
>???
>profit

Dirty fucking french rats

need the feel of tits on my back again ASAP

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logging into bdsmlr to look at incest porn

obviously, einstein.

Tracy Beaker is a planetary scientist now?

What have they done this time

what's your fucking problem

ME ON THE LEFT

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do you go to the footy games with him and drink pints? i keep missing your posts

NOOOOO DELETE THIS STRAWMAN AAAAAGGGGGG

fuck off to facebook messenger then

>Dirty fucking french rats
What did he mean by this??

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I ordered this mcmuffin at least an hour ago I’m fucking starving

oh you want a fucking piece of me sunshine
sit down

>STRAWMAN
It's quite clearly a wheatwoman

youtube.com/watch?v=drmjPxH4AX4

time for the weekly /brit/ train thread

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what's your problem mate?? because I want to help you fix it

The launch of Amazon’s Swedish website has been blighted by cultural gaffes and glaring mistranslations, including a listing for an Adidas “child sexual assault” football shirt. Many of the errors appear to have been the result of a poorly designed computer translation programme that had struggled to cope with the multiple meanings of English words such as “rape”, “trunks” and “cock”.

The internet giant mixed up the Argentine and Swedish flags, labelled frying pans as items for women, allowed the sale of a swastika-emblazoned shower curtain and described a silicone baking mould as suitable for “chocolate, faeces, goose water and bread”. One popular video game, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, was translated as “the savage’s breath”. Another, Need for Speed: Payback, was turned into “Do You Require Speed: Refund”.

A triple pack of men’s boxer shorts from Calvin Klein became “men’s luggage trunks”; a toy amphibious assault vehicle was marketed as a “Star Wars grievous bodily harm tank” and a fabric belt as a “narcotics strap”. Some of the errors were more offensive. The word for a cockerel was often translated as kuk, a faintly vulgar word for penis. Thus an embroidery pattern depicting a rooster became “cross-stitch for adults – big dick, do it yourself”. A stopcock head was rendered “finish dickhead”.

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Completely untrue and unfounded.

business idea: place flowers in a cup and call them niggas

I reckon the Panama VPN is Mihai the Romanian faggot

>he thinks he's getting his mcmuffin

just witnessed racism outside of Zig Forums

>“Do You Require Speed: Refund”.
heh

Mad how shit Paris is, southern France is nice though.

>Need for Speed: Payback, was turned into “Do You Require Speed: Refund”.

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>Another, Need for Speed: Payback, was turned into “Do You Require Speed: Refund”

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*heems you with a powerful high kick*

Howling

'Kin 'ell lads

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I like theories like this because it means fewer mentally deficient cretins in the world

no

>“Do You Require Speed: Refund”.

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remembering the thread a while ago where i posted that my hungry jacks order got lost during delivery and everyone had a laugh at my expense

>Do You Require Speed: Refund

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Why do they even translate into Swedish when all Swede under like 50 are fluent in English? Seems like a waste of time desu

Bradleyposter out with three devices.

Don’t start

3 la

I have a requirement
the requirement of speed

None of the above, because that individual is chinese.

Answer is clearly 2, just FYI

not sure what i'm looking at with this one

what’s the biggest dildo you lads own?

youtube.com/watch?v=RgYsoyYTNM8

i used to but now i mainly go with my gran because she's old and she needs help getting there. sometimes we go for a drink after though. miss me footy.

fuck off mark

no such thing as a soul but if there was chinese wouldnt have it

as for me I caved and got a Rustlers knock-off mcmuffin, honestly not that bad

Still not over it I see

screeching
how the hell does a food order even get lost

seen a few rats recently. they're actually sort of cute.

>Chinese woman stares at white chad before sucking his soul

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Delivery guy eat it

Hitachi A-Train

rorke and leftypol on the petri dish

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have been browsing here for years and ive never watched a single seasidemark video
convinced he actually posts here in an attempt to make people watch his shite videos

not even sure, part of why i was fuming

saw a old guy call a black lad 'boy' on the tube yesterday. i called for janny but he didn't turn up.

guess that makes you hungry jack lmao

I ordered my mcmuffin 50 fucking minutes ago this is a joke

Remembering when the gf ordered some food to the wrong house, raging

Have muslims really not put 2 and 2 together regarding all their disabled children and their love of marrying family members?

>Do You Require Speed: Refund

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pic related the only real hitachi in my book

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the most anti semetic people in the world are muslims so why isn't labour expelling muslims from their party ?

nobody has
a bunch of sadacts have just decided to become his youtube subscription bot, to people who don't give a shit, for free

Mamma mia

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Getting deja vu from this post

>Was in one of those utter shite chicken shops yesterday
>Decided to surprise my family by buying a combo meal for all four of us (£5.00x4=£20.00)
>Little Indian man, nicest bloke in the world, is happy af with my order and he's giving me all these free sauces and he's thrown in an extra tub of beans and coleslaw to go with m fries/chicken burger/wings and we're having a whale of a time
>this black guy comes in, circa late teens/early 20s and he's wanting to order
>obviously bossman is busy with me cause I'm ordering for 4 people
>he keeps kissing his teeth and saying "for fucks sake mannnnnnUH" loud as shit
>every time the Indian man came back it was to ask me if I wanted more free shit and completely ignoring the black guy
>when I left the place with 3 bags of food I thought the guy was gonna rip my head off

how do blacks get that confidence?
I'd never be so rude to chicken shop man regardless of how much time he was taken.
Felt bad for my Indian friend.

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My 95 year old grandad calls em darkies all the time and it always gets a laugh

you're not getting it mate, welcome to my world

are you cute? 8)

YOU KILLED THEM RORKE

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the incest brains are wired in such a way that it'll never click

once at a mates we were just sat around and some food got delivered cos another mate forgot to check the address when he ordered his dinner

90% of anti-semitic allegations within the Labour party are to do with muslim members. obviously leftypol doesnt say that and just keeps it general because lefties are disingenuous cunts.

if you had a look on twitter yesterday there was a lot of muslims defending corbyn and criticising labour

French man wearing sandals.......
Phillipe Phillope

for fucks sake mannnnnnUH

Been thinking about buying a Delorean, just worried I’m only going to drive it from time to time.

Sci-fi circa. 1970s
Cyberpunk

youtube.com/watch?v=dEivfmfVeAE

you should have just got off your arse and collected it yourself you fat fuck

what happened

Leftypol killed them by demanding a lockdown over literally the flu

why is one kid 10x whiter than the rest of the family?
did the lass enjoy the american occupation a little too much?

it's a conspiracy with the NHS and social care churning out disabled to keep them in work

Fuck sake did you ring to get a refund?

cultural atheism

leave it on reddit next time

yeah got the money back and had spag bol for tea instead

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selfish cunt, should've offered the darkie some beans for the inconvenience

dunno desu

its not the flu is it

bossman nickin' my chicken innit *sucks teeth*
racis', man

I am actually fucking done with relationships
>in bed with my girlfriend
>ask her what she wants for Christmas
>jokingly says "a new dildo"
> I play along "not like you dont have like 5 already"
>"yeah true haha"
>we joke around and she gets hers out as a joke
>I am instantly annoyed, its a black dildo, not huge or anything but super realistic black dildo
>call her out on it in a joking way and she starts to get annoyed
>I get pissed off and ask why the fuck she has a super realistic black dildo with balls
>"Oh my god will you actually shut up you are so weird, I feel like I am dating so nazi incel from a BBC Three documentary
>throw her phone across the room and leave

hate people who are rude like that. if you're pissed off, keep it to yourself. no one fucking cares. it'll never get better anyway because their parents don't teach them any manners and if you say anything you're racist or they'll chimp out and attack you

Pretty much everyone is born lighter skinned than they grow up to be

I guess they figure out that certain types of people find their mere presence quite scary and daunting and use that to their advantage

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>Carlsberg

One ov tha gud wuns!

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rape her

>gets in a relationship with garbage
>"wtf why is this garbage?"
think you get off to the idea of a failing relationship.

>getting a free tub of beans for a £5 order
this is why you're not a businessman lad

You're right, it's actually less deadly than the flu

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enjoy the word gubernatorial . it makes it seem like people are electing a goober which is a peanut

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Would never trust a woman with a dildo desu. Why can't you just use your fingers like God intended? Reckon there's a direct correlation between dildo ownership and relationship unfaithfulness

if only

reckon people darken as they get older
was blonde up until 8-10
now i have light brown hair

190cm

wahey

Posting it again is just sad

when you push aside the epic BttF memes it's actually a terrible car that failed for a reason

to get to the north french coast you have to go through northern italy, switzerland or germany. maybe they should have settled in one if those very wealthy areas instead?

so you're saying muslims aren't all bad

bit lazy this. doesn't even have the queen of spades tattoo. 1/10 bait.

>dating someone that owns multiple dildos
Yikes

flu kills like 11k people a year. covid has killed like what quadruple that in less than a year?

I don’t have a car

Fucking wankers

once found my mums dildo and i sucked it

Never knew it meant peanut

This is copy pasta

Remember when we had the Olympics and the logo was Lisa Simpson performing oral sex

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oh man... that's just like me!

maybe you are

the ideal gf

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ex gf said her mum has a dildo so we found it and i fucked my gf with it. true story.

mental that people actually replied to that made up dildo story. grim

Regular flu infects much less than 1/4 of the people infected with kung flu every year