1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Do you manscape?

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Yes. Manscaping is the sign of a civilised man.

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No
I'm monke man, free and wild

what the fuck is manscaping

t. Barbarians from the stone Age

Yes and proud. Everything became worse after the stone age

what is manscape? is it related to runescape

Nope, just like beards its a secondary sex characteristic. I bet you shave your legs too you faggot.

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Trimming your pubic area so it isn't a jungle of bacteria.

Not really. Shaved my back for the first time a couple days ago. I never shave my bush, chest, belly, or armpits, and usually it doesn't need trimming.
You just need to wash it, which you should be doing anyways.

last time I shaved my cock and balls it got all itchy and I got some zits that lasted a few weeks

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no

I like being hairy

>I share a board with literal apes

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why is this man's torso so long and his legs so short

If your head went bald doesn't mean that you shall shave everything else.

Das rite sleekboi

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People with longer torsos have higher buoyancy and swim better. Black people are terrible swimmers and excel at running because they have longer legs and shorter torso when compared to whites and Asians

Swimmers usually look like that, the good ones anyway.

i don't manscape if i don't talk to a girl, currently i am talking to one and i started cleaning my dick just in case

>i share a board with literal emasculated faggots

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>desecrating g*d's creation with a razor

is that real

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Yes. Trim + shave balls. But I keep my armpits natural, I like them that way.

>muh God
You don't see a hairy Adam in paintings

I sauna and jump into lake 3-4 times per week.
I don't shave anything, not face, body or genitals.
I cut my hair with scissors once a year or so, so my hair is about halfway down my back all the time.
No deodorant, no shampoos or fancy shit.
I have nature soap and birch branches.

I shave my armpits, crotch and asscrack

I work in a mine, if I shave the dust sticks to my skin and is annoying. It's better when it sticks to the hair.

bbased

I would a bit if I had a reason to. Shaving around the base and trimming the rest adds a solid 2cm visually, but I get zero pussy so.

I've never shaven down there. If I were to have a girlfriend and she prefers clean shaven, then I'd be down to at least give it a shot.

Out of curiosity: shaving pubes seems easy enough, but how do you shave your balls? At first glance it seems like things could go wrong very easily. It's also not a smooth surface, how do you even get the hairs off completely from the base of the hair follicle?

>but how do you shave your balls?
Warm shower/bath first so the sack is relaxed.
Then you stretch and shave. Stretch and shave. Carefully.

no, "manscaping" is gay western stuff