How is your work? Don't say the name of your profession, but what do you do on a daily basis?

How is your work? Don't say the name of your profession, but what do you do on a daily basis?

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I fix computers and computer accessories.

i dont work

accountant at a tribal casino

Review documents, take legal steps necessary to help funds form, deals to close, and emerging businesses to grow.

i don't work

die

I assist people to acquire life skills and access social services that will improve their life and independence.

I make phone calls to tell people what to do, really don't do much myself.

Analyse market trends so investors know where to put money at

I make spreadsheets in Microsoft Excel.

>wake up at 8:15am
>check phone
>make coffee
>check phone while brushing teeth and drinking coffe
>sit at 9
>check in
>write emails
>have zoom call at 11am
>have lunch between 11:30 and 1 depending on when I want to take a shit (i shit 20 minutes after eating usually)
>go to client meeting at 2 to 4pm
>talk to morons
>come home
>write up
>another zoom call
>it's now 5pm
>close laptop
>get phone calls but ignore them
>fap
>get paid 8k per month (before taxes) for babysitting idiots

I have to admit i at least 5k USD per year goes toward cam models who have given me good faps

based

You mustn't be very good at your job otherwise Brazil wouldnt be so laughably poor.

Consultant?

Fantastic.

It's the only job which matters.

All that money and still a simp.

I get 1/5th minimum wage and work as a fire control system , camera and optics technician on heavily armored vehicles

>Head of Surveillance at tribal casino

I talk to murderers and ask them if they feel bad about it. If they say no, I say "bad boy". If they say yes, I say "good boy, maybe parole in 20 years".

Is good job.

In the military i suppose?

I watch teams play a competitive video game. I teach them how to fix issues with their gameplay through lessons or practice drills.

yes

>90% of you 'do' fake jobs
man i sometimes wonder if it is even possible for a massive volcano/civil war/nuclear terrorism/actual pandemic/something to happen and society goes from 90% parasites to 2 or 3% parasites

Pooroid

I sit and think. Sometimes I walk and think.

Based.

Cock inspector?

i write with pen on paper while stressed

I deliver pizza's but the Autumn rains are making it awful

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Of courses it’s possible but you assume most of us are useless and want to be parasites. I’ll make no bones about it. My job is worthless and meaningless. I would’ve preferred to do something else but what choice did I have?

Do you have a car or do you have to ride around of a bike?

doctor

based. you make the world a better place.

I """""""""""suffer""""""""""""" in America

What jobs do you not consider fake?

Bike my collogue get's to drive the one car we have

What kind?

id rather be poor in 20+ regions, than be a slave in 3 regions and probably dead in other 17
if you got disconnected from the welfare/electricity grid/water/urban office for a week, what would happen to you? can you hunt? build stuff?

boggles the mind you can have "men" who never held a set of basic tools in their hands, "men" who dont know how to weld or do construct or DO anything, "men" who just talk or walk around or do nothing

I put things on shelves and serve people at a desk with a computer program

I examine documents, send compliant ones to external auditors, try to withhold non-compliant ones, get overruled because it costs us money to hold stuff back, and then have many sleepless nights dealing with the fallout when the external auditors inevitably find out and I have to deal with the fallout.

!!!
must go bac to monki

I design on-chip analogue circuits

i make my money bluffing on pokerstars

>said fallout twice
This is a direct result of having gotten fifteen hours sleep total the last five days

Too bad your little fantasy is never going to happen. I’ll always be ahead of you. Keep coping.

I can't help it. I have the Zig Forums bug and I check the cam whores country before fapping to her. If I see a Baltic country my wallet opens fast. If she is Russian I skip. There's just something about seeing Estonia, Latvia, or Lithuania in her profile that makes me rock hard.

Everyone is a consultant of sorts. But if asked my profession I wouldn't say consultant. Anyone that says it or has it in their dating profile is a soulless drone.

i worked in city london for a few weeks it wasn't so bad but the wage was like half of what you'd get here. Also I could never compete with the chads in covent garden I generally felt out of place and left.

foundation year (not a specialist yet).

I will probably go for general practise (family med) due to work life balance.

i go to a huge building and try to learn stuff

I’ve been thinking about trying to find work in London in the future, what specifically made you leave besides just feeling out of place?

Minecraft youtuber

How much of income tax do you pay?