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does no one on Zig Forums know how to copy two images into microsoft paint? are you phoneposting? that's the only reason i can think of.

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saw some ethnic people on the way to buy paint
my day is ruined

that isn't the message you sent him I hope

fendi is my fragrance
that's the situation

not really sure what you mean pal

what do young police women do if they encounter big muscled cage fighter tier gangsters? Run away?

would think you'd be used to it given they're nearly a majority in your shithole country now
enjoy!

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int that in Nigeria?

>Brain damage turns you into a leftist

>For this ain't a club track
>Pull out your sack and sit back
>Whether you white or black
>Smoke weed, chase brown or toot rock

what's "chase brown" mean? is it heroin?

call the real police

think of them as CPSO's

how to save britain.txt

flat flooted platypus

yes

here's a quick vid about it
youtube.com/watch?v=ktNWD8XyCeo

ew brit

no its just for you

Wishing you lads a good Samhain x

sudden notion for pink wafers
do they still sell them? .2

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it wouldn't even take that to pose a threat to a female officer. they would just always be with a partner and call backup. neither male or female olice would be advised to approach 1 on 1

superbased
youtube.com/watch?v=wR48a1kLx0w&feature=emb_title

how do i tell my kid santa isn't real without him being a dick about it to other kids?

ew a faggot

...

idiot

"Samhain" is not even mentioned in a U.S. paper until the late 1890s, yet Halloween celebrated there since (at least) the 18th C. Halloween is exactly what it says: a mighty Medieval Christian festival of the dead & at the heart of Halloween ritual lies a huge & forgotten social fact of our Christian past: begging & alms-giving. The root of 'disguise'. We dress up not to avert evil or ward off the dead (later post-Reformation gothic accretions), but to beg food & alms from obligated elites. It is the 'modernising' actions of monastery dissolution & enclosure which isolate the elites, condemn vagrancy by Poor Law & kill Halloween. Some of the last, 'haunted' guisers in early modern lit are Lear, the Fool & Poor Tom—unaccommodated man, victim of the 'new' vagrancy laws. "Samhain" doesn't appear in Australian newspapers until the early 1900s. The Halloween/Samhain conflation due to Gaelic revivalists.

mad how it's basically business as usual in asia
wonder what europeans are doing wrong

what happened with your female friend?

it's that elastic guy from the fantastic 4

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how do i tell my wifes kid that gender isn't real without zim being a dick a bout it to other kids?

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said ' I have a medical expe,tion to about 8 people today'
I dont and they didnt ask just felt like it

panamanian penis pursuer

i got about halfway through

blog on

did he break his back or his knees?

what do you mean?

If I had three wishes (and i couldn't wish for more) I'd wish for $500 billion, to be fluent in every single language in the world, and for my depression and ADHD to go away.

12 minutes remain. no work messages yet.

massive poo just slipped gracefully from my poo hole.

You said your female friend was angry with you earlier

wtf its not even that high

is this where the clever but twisted people come to discuss things?

that shit whack

>40 minutes long
>soijack
yeah I think i'll pass thanks

did you like how it felt?

big if poo

the fuck

wish my open mouth was under it

t. bender with a relaxed sphincter from all the bummings

ballsack is making its own vinegar at this point

2:31 to 34:59 is all you really need

Tonight's wank agenda spans at least an hour and a half and will more than likely end with a hands free orgasm.

he could just get enough fibre

The only things I want are to be in a labor union and have the ability to talk shit about my employer while I'm at work.

ok
bought some adnam's ghost ship and an oakham citra too class beers

i told her i was upset about the attack at the french church yesterday and she said why do you care its not like you could have stopped it and it made me mad so i told her shut up you fat cow,, shes not fat though

>dreamed for ages of starring in a breakthrough Hollywood GG Allin biopic

he was a good bit fatter than me (in the end anyway when most of the movie would be set) but with some good direction and a few liberties I could have pulled it off and it would be on par with the Morrison and Vicious biopics

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room smells like skips

i assume its because he's so heavy and skipped leg day

think the gf is big on anal but i'm concerned about having a "brown surprise" if you know what i mean

Only two things traverse my poo hole mate. Poo, and my finger.

skipped virginity day lads

A brown child?

haha
hung parliament

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bellend smells like room

he's probably double jointed. it's not a matter of muscle strength, it's not supposed to go that way

you know the scene in Inglorious Basterds where Christoph Waltz goes to the French farmhouse to find the jews under the floors? Just read the screenplay and in the original script Tarantino actually had Waltz talk about how blacks have big dicks. Actually fucking MAD how utterly obsessed that man is with nigger penis.

might drink a few beers later

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wow you really are autistic

skips smell like bellend

Chocolate treat?

looooooooool willies

I liked Jeremy Corbyn I don't care what anyone else thinks

Yep
Can still get garibaldis as well

youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs

me too x

>Yep
>Can still get garibaldis as well

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you never see Sid Vicious breaking his leg with a big boot off the middle turnbuckle? still get a weird feeling in my left hand just thinking about it.

if he was double jointed then it is supposed to go both ways

kek

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no. i dont really want to talk to her either

Every woman every man
Join the caravan of love
(Stand up) stand up
Stand up
Everybody take a stand
Join the caravan of love
(Stand up) stand up
Stand up

youtu.be/ehfiQd7lcPY

It's because he was raised by a single mother who shagged exclusively blacks. Mad how utterly damaging that is a human mind.

room smells like roysters

hitler was oddly obsessed with blacks for the time when no other fascist/genocidal figure in europe even gave a fuck either way about them

still blazed off the weed tinctures lads
ive come down a bit and the visuals aren’t as intense but holy fuck
unexpectedly intense

I bet you were like "damn I bet there were cute french boys at that church" weren't you

Bet Hitler didn't describe them as "negroes-gorillas-brain-lips-smell-phsyical strength-penis size" like Tarantino did.

whats it like to smoke a poo

>weed
>visuals

did a smile

I can improve my life for about a month before I start with the negative self-talk and my discipline and routine starts to break down. I can't keep improvements going longer it seems.

marx also said they were subhuman so i think this is bullshit and that it was a common notion at the time

consider messaging ransoms girls on tinder telling them i’m currently wanking to see their response

remember when i first came to Zig Forums and was actually happy to converse with foreigners in threads that had an actual subject *shivers*

yes lad, very psychedelic in nature. most were replications of the visuals I had on acid a week ago

no i was just upset it happened again

also when Tarantino is describing the 15 year old jew girl running away from Christoph Waltz, in the script he writes "FILTHY BARE FEET SLAPPING against wet grass" (capitalisation his, not mine). proper demented freak.

not one they obsessed over though as they were an abstract concept

I hope you're all wearing your mask

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dress your bellend up with a tiny wig, hat, and mark a face on it with a sharpee. put it as your profile pic. might get past the content filters

lets do rhyme lads

There once was a cat named Tigger...

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love the scene where Christoph Waltz starts speaking in fluent Italian to BTFO the Amerilards speaking in that awful broken Italian. I imagine that is exactly how your average mutt sounds like when he says "yeah I'm Italian" and can't even pronounce his own surname correctly

actually maybe i’ll message female friends telling them i’m wanking

Garbialdis are peng mate

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He met with a big black

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