Japanese use honorifics for strangers

Use honorifics for older people and seniors.
The Japanese are polite because they are forced.

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But japanon-san, honorifics are kawaii just like my animes

I can't speak openly because of honorifics. It's stuffy to decide the top and bottom by words

Shut the fuck up, Pvt. Ramirez.

He seems jap, tho; has this kind of weird sense of humour.

Are honorifics seen as a huge burden by Japanese people? Do young people in Japan want to get rid of them?

Speaking openly with strangers is what rude niggers/rednecks/boomers do. Being polite is a good thing, nippon-san.

I hate it. The wording is completely different and I feel a sense of distance

We have something vaguely similar, for example in polite speak you'll say "te" (plural "you") instead of "sinä/sä" (singular "you"). But it's not really forced in any way, it's mainly just if someone is speaking to a customer for example. But then in Japanese you have like three different ways of saying things depending on who you are speaking with, and people will think you're really rude if you don't speak properly

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Do japanese MILFs like brazilian men?

We have this German too I think only English is a language where this does not exist

I must use desu for strangers and older people

That's based desu

sou des ka

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Young Japanese women are afraid of foreigners, but I think the Milf is interested

Even if they're ugly and fat? I do look like a male though, unlike jap twinks, if that helps.

>I can't speak openly because of honorifics.
I mean, you can still cuss people while using honorifics

Just lose some weight, then you won't be fat anymore

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With a MILF, you don't care what it looks like

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER

I don't know if it has quite the same impression

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If you are a person, you will be interested. It's better to talk better than it looks

But that takes effort.

Great. Let's scratch each other's back here, my dear Ping: you teach me japanese and i teach you portuguese. You should know Brazil is the country with the most japs outside of japan so you can move here and be right at home on one of the jap neighbouhoods while not needing to use honorifics and being able to call everyone "truta" and "viado" cause we don't care about that shit here while i get to learn japanese and find myself a jap MILF. What do you say? One hell of a plan, eh?

Yeah, I prefer deciding it by length.

Jappari naruhodo

I think it's thicker than length

>But that takes effort
It takes less effort, you just need to eat less, it takes more effort to eat more

How thick are you?

I don't know, but it's probably thick

I don't eat much, in fact I skip many meals. Today, for example, I didn't have breakfast, launch, ate some bread in the evening and plan on skipping dinner as well. I'm fat cause i don't exercise.

どういう意味
分からん

あそこのサイズが多分、太いと言う事

私の勘違いの可能性があります。

You're fat because you eat more calories than you burn. If you eat less calories than you burn, you will lose weight. One kilogram of fat has approximately 7000 calories, and you burn around 2000 calories a day, so if you eat 1000 calories per day for a month, you will lose 4kg of weight

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That seems like a lot of work, calculating how many calories i eat every day.

Bread is the enemy of weight loss.

It's not that bothersome after you've checked how much calories your usual food has. At that point you just need to remember how much energy x food has, and then it's pretty easy to keep track of how many calories you eat

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>おいジジー、何見とるんやいこの干しぶどうやろう

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So if i do jack shit all day and just sit on my ass i'll burn 2000 calories? Does it matter if i eat those 1000 calories all at once or do i need to spread them out during the day? Cause that's my main problem with this diet stuff, i can't be arsed to have a proper organised routine and eating every 3 hours and having a proper sleep schedule and all that.

I don't think i should listen to weight loss advice from your flag, John Smith.