One shot at life

>one shot at life
>you weren't born an Ashkenazi Jewish

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Most of them have to listen to how they're in on the globohomo conspiracy, but only .001% of them will ever meet the kings jews.

sucks to be you i guess

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At least I'd have a much bigger chance to be famous and get money. I wouldn't give a fuck about globohomo conspiracies or whatever. I'd just care about having bitches sucking my massive circumcised cock, and eat bagels.

Its a steryotype
Its likeme saying iwishi was born mexican then i would know how to play a guitar and have askullgirl gf to pass the us border with to escape the cartel who wants to behead me for making the best taco in town

I said I'd have a bigger chance of being famous, not that I would automatically be famous.

Most of them are just as fucked as the rest of us and not part of the (((elite))) either

>one shot at life
>wasn't born a full Jew
Meh, some people have it worse

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Did you know that jews make up 0.2% of the global population but over 20% of Nobel prize winners! Can someone explain why why the fuck are they so smart???

oh my god stop fetishizing the askenazi jewish IQ, I'm 1/2 polish 1/2 hungarian jew but the reason i graduated top of my class was hard work

the jewish chads are the mizrahi/spharadi jews, ashkenazis are just nerds with mental ilnesses

>nazi Jewish

based?

:( oy vey the mizrahi are a bunch of thugs

yeah bro I'm sure jews are 100x over represented in intellectual achievements because muh hard work

>one shot at life.
>born an ugly aspie.

They are the Chosen of G-d. It's our duty to serve them.

so what your telling me i just graduated top of my class b/c i'm juiced on fucking magic genetics?

I wish I was born full Armenian with full Armenian parents.
Instead, I was born half Armenian to a Russian mother who tossed me into an orphanage.
I was adopted by good Ashkenazi Jews. That is a good thing.

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this is the average mizrahi male

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>no comically oversized gold chain

well it's somewhat accurate

who said anything about magic genetics I simply want to know the reason for the jewish intellectual success and I simply don't find we work muh hard reasonable

Scholarship is a value in their religious texts to a higher degree than other religions?

mental ilnesses+being part of an underdog group(makes them strive to become better at social hierarchy, escpecially for diaspora ashkenazis)

it could be that juadism has a 4000 year old scholarly tradition and every area of every facet of every part of juadism, from culture to history is focused on scholarship or we're all secretly subverting the goyim

idk which

seething brainlets. half-jew here. who would have guessed that cultures which put a lot of value in hard work and academic achievement (Jews and East Asians) are so successful. it's not a coincidence that nogs hate hard work, don't go to school and treat intellectualism as 'acting white' and are then retarded

I went to school in a very white area, and all of the problem children, dossers, skivers were all white. especially faggots who have 'ADHD' or some other excuse for bad behaviour parroted by a lazy parent. chinks and pakis would beat their children for that shit, white kids are too coddled a lot of the time unfortunately and a good deal waste their talent/intelligence. white british kids have gone the way of blacks

Based half jew. Although if your mother is a jew that makes you full

It's my mother yes, her mother is of Russian Jewish descent. I'm not really in touch with my roots though, so don't fully understand it. Assuming you are the half Hungarian Jew then I have a question for you on Judaism being matrilineal

How exactly does it work? Does it stop with me, assuming I do not marry a Jewish woman (or they convert)? Will it not pass on, even if I have a daughter? Always been a bit confused by things but my grandmother has passed and my mother doesn't have much interest in talking about this kind of thing

I've always labelled myself half-Jew to my friends even if I am technically full just for convenience

China Population: 1.4 billion Nobel Prizes 13
Japan Population: 126 million Nobel Prizes 25
South Korea Population: 52 million Nobel Prizes 1

Jewbro... the numbers are simply not adding up

>How exactly does it work? Does it stop with me, assuming I do not marry a Jewish woman (or they convert)?
if you have a kid with a none-jewish woman youre child will not be jewish not even half(half jew is made up your either full or not jewish) if you have a child with a convert its also fine
This was made so when jewish woman got raped they would give birth to a jewish child

Arent Ashkenazi Jewish people super successful in spite of everyone hating their guts and going through about 100+ genocides?

or maybe its because jews raped and didnt want the offspring to be jewish

I'm Jewish both sides. But polish jew on father, Hungarian on mother.

sorta, I'm secular now, but when I went to Synagogue [orthodox] I remember my rabbi saying that jewish mother w/ non-jew father = jew.

China is fucked, japan and south Korea only recently [80's] became like they are now, give it some time.

oy vey maybe

A hebrew? What are they like?

yea thats right